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dodgy_bagel, in you better be ready

I haven’t seen my testicles for over a year. Last I checked, the two sisters were in Texas.

faceless, in I have hired 5 demons to assist with dealing with trolls. Demon number 1. Brolmannan. Users taken by Brolmannan are dragged to EDL headquarters and forced to listen to UKIP propaganda for all of etern
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rather kill myself than listen to ukip propaganda

DarkMessiah, in I would have disowned him too.

Does he have a child anywhere he might be unaware of? Because that was a dad joke and a half, right there.

GluWu, in cozy

Now we just have to cuddle until the statue of limitations is up.

Slovene,

It’s statute, Kramer.

bhamlin, in Would you fuck an entire man?

If he fits…

Shelena, in Mental eelness

He looks eel!

DrCatface,

he need some milk

DestroyerOfWorlds, in I went back in time to kill Hitler but instead we fell in love and our romance averted the war but then I was kidnapped back to the present and Hitler's broken heart made him do WW2 anyway. AMA

Sometimes micro-dosing is just straight up trippin’ balls.

sentient_loom,
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I tried my best to save the world but I was kidnapped through time.

tubaruco,

hate it when it happens

DocMcStuffin, in I would have disowned him too.
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Oh no, disowned isn’t nearly far enough. Dad should have responded, “My hands are named crows because they are part of a murder.”

jaybone,

Can’t stand an Opal.

MedicPigBabySaver, in I went back in time to kill Hitler but instead we fell in love and our romance averted the war but then I was kidnapped back to the present and Hitler's broken heart made him do WW2 anyway. AMA

Gay lover? Was he a closet homosexual?

sentient_loom, (edited )
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I found his inner homosexual and brought that bitch to the surface.

MedicPigBabySaver,

Oh swell, you got him into BDSM. No wonder he started the concentration camps.

0x4E4F,
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People needed to concentrate, duh.

AlmightySnoo, in I went back in time to kill Hitler but instead we fell in love and our romance averted the war but then I was kidnapped back to the present and Hitler's broken heart made him do WW2 anyway. AMA
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I thought this was the name of an isekai for a second

sentient_loom,
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I think it could work.

Siegfried,

“And now i wander in dungeons with what i have learned” instead of AMA and we are done

Fisch,
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That would be fire ngl

Veedem, in I went back in time to kill Hitler but instead we fell in love and our romance averted the war but then I was kidnapped back to the present and Hitler's broken heart made him do WW2 anyway. AMA
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Did he still do all that meth?

sentient_loom,
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I got him to stop but he probably relapsed after I was kidnapped.

Dolphinfreetuna,

It wasn’t illegal back then

tubaruco, in Would you fuck an entire man?

i love how you just reposted the same thing and now youre getting upvotes

sentient_loom,
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I wonder what it means lol

FlyingSquid, in Especially on Lemmy
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Good. I hope so. Bring it on, lady.

tubaruco, (edited ) in game ads be like:

i didnt want to say it but theres something wrong with your pig…

edit: forgot the r in your

flambonkscious, in U have to train the AI first

Is that a finger poking through the wall behind his ear?

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