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Treczoks, in The giga crystal

If that person really believes in the post, don’t waste any energy or effort to save him or her…

Imgonnatrythis,

Would be hard to defeat such a crystal, but this seems a little nihilistic. With a proper Faraday cage and a big enough drum circle, I think there is a chance.

Red_October,

The trick is to put the attacker in the cage, and then have the drum circle beat on them.

Kiwi_Girl,
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Have we experimented with drum hexagons or any other sorts of shapes?

Red_October,

Do not speak of the Drum Hexagon, it is forbidden.

Kiwi_Girl,
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I’m sorry, please forgive me!

DragonAce, in Soap
ggwithgg, in Would you fuck an entire man?

Ah. Yes I agree

djsoren19, in Peak organization

I don’t make new playlists to split by genre, I do it so the shuffle will actually fucking work. I don’t know what dogshit algorithms Youtube/Spotify employ, but for any playlist over 100 songs the “shuffler” will typically just go through the same ~20 songs and expect you to not notice. I just want a different order!

Anyway now I have like 40 playlists with 20 songs each.

LinkOpensChest_wav,

Apparently back in the covered wagon days when shuffle features were truly random, the listener would occasionally be burdened by hearing two songs by the same artist in a row. Literally no one complained about this, so of course upper management decided that this must be “fixed” immediately, so that’s what led to shuffle features becoming noticeably worse than when they were simply random, which is all anyone ever wanted them to be.

RGB3x3, (edited )

Actually, and I don’t mean to be that guy, but people did complain about it.

True random means that you could end up with songs by the same artist being played four or five times in a row, which makes people think it’s not random at all. Humans are really bad at understanding randomness, so a little help to make it feel more random improves satisfaction.

But at this point, it’s gone too far and I’m almost certain that shuffling involves always playing the most popular songs by an artist first, then random covers and remixes, then the back-catalog of works.

On a side note, I wish I could exclude remixes and covers when shuffling through an artist’s stuff.

LinkOpensChest_wav,

Humans are really bad at understanding randomness

Not all of us. I can’t imagine not understanding that if something’s random, there’s a possibility that something like playing the same artist five times in a row might happen. It’s cute when that happens, it’s a thing that should be possible and one of the things that was so much fun about shuffle.

I don’t want to be that guy either, but do you have a source showing that people really did complain about this? I’ve heard it said so many times that they did, but I don’t believe it. I think it’s just an excuse for big corporations like Spotify and Apple to manipulate algorithms to deliberately promote certain artists. I don’t believe it was ever well intentioned, and I resent that there’s no feature for people who want “shuffle” to work like it should work – in a completely random fashion. Or at least give us the option. The fact that there’s not even a randomization option at all should make clear that this was not development that was done in good faith or for the benefit of the listener. They actually removed a feature in order to promote their corporate crap.

It’s so obvious that Spotify is promoting certain artists. As soon as I launch the app, it’s always the same shit on the front page. At this point, I could pretty well predict what major-label crap is in all those “recommended” playlists they create for me. It’s so bad. Honestly, if it weren’t so damn inconvenient to do so, I’d just rip songs from the CDs I buy from independent labels and put them on my phone. I’m pretty sure there are some apps that have a genuinely random shuffle. Just got to find one.

RGB3x3,

…atspotify.com/…/how-to-shuffle-songs/

Spotify themselves got that feedback that their truly random shuffle didn’t feel random, so they changed it to an algorithm. And this is from 2014 when they made the switch, so they were only just diving into algorithmic promotion.

I don’t disagree that Spotify now promotes certain artists and has really messed with their shuffle algorithms, but they left the true random behind because people complained about it.

BluesF,

All I want is shuffle not to repeat until I’ve heard (or skipped) every song.

I mean really what they should do is provide some degree of control over the shuffle parameters… But hey ho, back to listen to whatever Spotify thinks is my favourite song.

Senshi,

Go to settings, disable “automix”. That should help.

SasquatchBanana,

Any fix on the Youtube side of things without clearing watch history?

Toneswirly, in Peak organization

Playlist for moods/scene

Bedtime, Party Songs, Fuck Jams etc.

lelgenio,
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Emerald,

The real fuck jams are actual sex-themed albums.

shneancy,

for me it’s just a rating system

favourite, like, and those that need a specific mood but slap when it comes around

MajorHavoc, in The giga crystal

Is there anywhere that hat can be purchased?

Uh…I’m asking for a friend, because I definitely would not wear this just to alienate obnoxious people.

tommij,

Ask Otto von Schirach, fairly confident he’s the guy wearing it

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

For getting rid of annoying people, I would recommend this:

https://debrabaxter.com/wp-content/uploads/Crystal-Brass-Knuckles-forever.jpg

WaterWaiver,

The Timekeeper

TheIvoryTower, in Would you fuck an entire man?

I heard that the Inuit people fuck every part of the man, no part is wasted.

sentient_loom,
@sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works avatar

Indigenous wisdom goes deep.

Mechanize, in Mental eelness

…is that a Goa’uld? Scary!

JoMiran, in Mental eelness
@JoMiran@lemmy.ml avatar

What shol’va posted this?

Its_Always_420, in Mental eelness
@Its_Always_420@lemmy.world avatar

As the symbol glows, power courses through you. Authority.

byroon, in you better be ready

Sir this is a Lemmy (not a group chat)

stoly, in Especially on Lemmy

For the most part, people are very nice around here especially compared to Reddit and Facebook. Every once in a while, though, because of federation you’ll end up in some random thread full of angry people without even realizing it and say something completely benign, only to be brigaded in response by a whole lot of angry people who constantly sort their instance by new comment and refresh.

RagingRobot,

I am so angry that you said that! (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻)

stoly,

Nice art!

LinkOpensChest_wav, in Would you fuck an entire man?

It is illogical to fuck every cell in the entire body

sentient_loom,
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Love defies your rational logic

LinkOpensChest_wav,

I am sorry captain, this does not compute. Entering self destruct sequence in three … two …

HerbalGamer,
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One could argue that you’re about to fuck your entire self up.

DaMonsterKnees, in Be careful what you ask for
@DaMonsterKnees@lemmy.world avatar

Interestingly, attractive singles are, in fact, in his area and looking for him.

tubaruco,

its just that they are looking for him because theyre cops and he has commited crimes

FlickeringScreens, in It's wednesday my dudes

does the suffering end, or does it merely change form?

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