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Sanctus, in Schrödinger's joke
@Sanctus@lemmy.world avatar

You see, Guts. What I did to the Band of the Hawk and Casca was a joke. You can come back now. I was joking. Please love me like I love you.

TseseJuer,

griffisuu!!!

itsnotits, in you better be ready

You’d* better be ready

colourlesspony, in Me IRL

yes

MedicPigBabySaver, in I do believe they exist

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  • StrongHorseWeakNeigh,

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  • Kusimulkku,

    What was it? I gotta know now

    Merlin, in Mental eelness

    The fact that I found this funny indicates I may have a mental eelness

    The_Picard_Maneuver,
    @The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar

    You and me both then

    jabathekek, in Me IRL
    @jabathekek@sopuli.xyz avatar

    yes

    db2, in Trust me, there is a reason
    FlyingSquid, in Me IRL
    @FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

    How did you know I was masturbating?

    You totally killed the mood.

    0x4E4F,
    @0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

    This meme killed it for me as well, so I had to share.

    FlyingSquid,
    @FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

    Thank you, that helps bring the mood back.

    Ghostalmedia,
    @Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world avatar

    While reading Lemmy comments?

    squid_slime,
    @squid_slime@lemmy.world avatar

    Can you say it again but whisper it please

    tdawg,

    while reading lemmy comments?

    lowleveldata,

    How else?

    FlyingSquid, in I went back in time to kill Hitler but instead we fell in love and our romance averted the war but then I was kidnapped back to the present and Hitler's broken heart made him do WW2 anyway. AMA
    @FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar
    THE_ANON,

    Exactly

    db2, in Trust me, there is a reason
    Pistcow, in Schrödinger's joke

    Found the Republican.

    half_built_pyramids,

    What is we do a racism? Haha joking, unless… uWu (stands for us Whites uonly)

    Sotuanduso,

    uwo

    anarchrist, in Me IRL

    Maybe being depressed is my kink, so both.

    independantiste, in Schrödinger's joke
    @independantiste@sh.itjust.works avatar

    People like this are the worst. They’ll say the most terrible thing ever said, then keep arguing for 20 minutes then when they are getting tired they just say they were joking and trolling and all that…

    The_Picard_Maneuver,
    @The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar

    “it was just a prank”

    ObviouslyNotBanana,
    @ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

    Social experiment!

    Duranie,

    I know someone like that. This is just one of the reasons that I divorced him.

    squid_slime,
    @squid_slime@lemmy.world avatar

    My ex was the same, then when breaking up she said I had too many boundaries

    littletranspunk, in I do believe they exist

    I fall asleep to horror stories

    Kolanaki, in I do believe they exist
    @Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

    I mean… Sometimes I pass out right after jerking it 🤷🏻‍♂️

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