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nifty, in How to lose friends and alienate people
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That looks delicious and I’d eat it so hard.

assassin_aragorn, in I would have disowned him too.

“Son, your mother may have brought you into this world, but I can take you out of it.”

Catoblepas, in Existentialist Spagett

Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should!

GrammatonCleric, in Existentialist Spagett
@GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world avatar

Nutella ruins anything it touches, like a BP oil spill

SkyezOpen,

Controversial but I’m here for you. Too much hazelnut not enough chocolate.

afraid_of_zombies,

I put a small amount in my Saturday morning coffee, just enough to give a chocolate smell.

MissJinx, (edited ) in Me IRL
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ha joke’s on you, my anti depressants don’t let me masturbate at all

colourlesspony,

That sounds depressing

0x4E4F,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

Yeah, I need a wank.

ryannathans,

Extra depressants

saltesc,

Deflating at least

Neato, in Existentialist Spagett
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Don’t knock it till you tried it.

Jello Spaghetti

Diet Coke Spaghetti

Lemminary,

I love that guy!

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

615 videos of food crimes. Holy shit, somebody stop this madman.

Lemminary, (edited )

No >:(

He’s innocent, your honor!

pete_the_cat,

Amazing.

dephyre, in Schrödinger's joke
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Schrödinger’s “Joke”.

FateOfTheCrow,

Also known as “Schrödinger’s Douchebag”.

EastSideRock,

Holy hell

Snapz, in TIL

Big (body) if true

Sabre363, in Nature is beautiful

Sunny side up

Dio, in Existentialist Spagett
@Dio@lemy.lol avatar

Vulgar. >;\

StoneGender, in Would you fuck an entire man?

Would you fuck a baloney sandwhich?

doingthestuff, in The giga crystal

What kind of hack is op if a freaking rock is an insurmountable enemy?

doingthestuff, in I would have disowned him too.

Tl;Dr op’s folks know what’s up

Nikki,
@Nikki@lemmy.world avatar

did you just tldr a tweet?

unreachable,
@unreachable@lemmy.world avatar

a tweet#xhit

kibiz0r, in I would have disowned him too.

“You may sit at the family table, but we do not grant you the rank of family member.”

unreachable, in Nature is beautiful
@unreachable@lemmy.world avatar

5/7 looking pretty

10/10 with salt sprinkled

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