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HenryWong327, in Peak organization
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Assuming an average of 4 minutes per song, that is 7 years and 8 months of music. I wonder how much time the ads would add?

rabiddolphin,
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The best way to use spotify is to block the ads

HenryWong327,
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You can do that? I don’t use Spotify so I didn’t know.

rabiddolphin, in Peak organization
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All of my playlists are the ghostbusters theme song

Nikls94, in Me IRL

I was scratching my balls and one thing led to another…

Nikls94, in Existentialist Spagett

Add powdered sugar. Do it.

MacNCheezus,
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Whipped cream would probably go well with it too

Nikls94,

That‘s gonna be gourmet AF. Maybe even a little curd for some freshness.

MacNCheezus,
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Mascarpone maybe? You know, to keep it Italian.

INHALE_VEGETABLES,

Throw in a couple strawberrys, baby you got your self some nutteli fruitballs.

user224,
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Also mix some plum jam into the spaghetti.

SlothMama, in How to lose friends and alienate people

Replace that with spam and it’s fire

MacNCheezus,
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You might enjoy this:

https://i.pinimg.com/736x/87/ad/5d/87ad5d6a9b4871db8349b95f7465649b.jpg

SlothMama,

I love musubi

BananaOnionJuice, in I do believe they exist
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ASMR meat slapping sounds.

Octopus1348,
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With silent relaxing music in the background.

GBU_28,

Grapefruit technique, 10h

1984, (edited ) in Me IRL
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They used to tell kids they would go blind if they do this. :)

0x4E4F,
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That was so wrong on so many levels if you ask me.

1984,
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I know… :)

0x4E4F,
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I think you missed a year in your username 😂.

random_character_a, in Existentialist Spagett
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Good god man. You are talking about universal Armageddon.

ekZepp, in It's wednesday my dudes
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Technically true 👍 🦴☠️🦴

jopepa, (edited ) in Schrödinger's joke

The people that are only goofing around get to wear the ass hat around the party and alley oop some setups at their own expense. The real assholes are confronted about their shit and end up either a little more enlightened from the experience or publically mocked about it. Not for nothing but I think it makes bullshitting with strangers more fun.

Edit: it helps to know the shittiest people especially don’t like being laughed at.

Jimbo, in Existentialist Spagett
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You say that now but one day the gods will smite you in anger

al177, in Waffle Squarf

The Interdimensional Hole Of Portals has some fierce competition.

ekZepp, in It’s all about changing your perspective.
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But it will eventually end…

… in Hell

th-248010580

ekZepp, in Especially on Lemmy
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The janitor after i get out from the Tacobel’s bathroom 👌💥

Kalkaline, (edited ) in Get to work, crackheads

That doesn’t sound quite right, but I’m sure there’s some platinum in there to make up for anything short of 5 lbs.

beckerist,

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    Death_Equity,

    Or a Balrog.

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