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ekZepp, in TIL
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MacNCheezus, in U have to train the AI first
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That won’t stop me because I’m not a robot

FQQD,
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Well, are you tho?

bhamlin, in Especially on Lemmy

It’s me. I look at my posts like that. I should probably post sober more often.

CameronDev, in Get to work, crackheads

Some of them used to contain bog standard DSLRs, so they were worth stealing.

jaschen,

Someone actually stole a bunch of cameras but couldn’t offload it and ended up getting caught when he tried to sell it on craigslist. Lol. Apparently the camera units are proprietary in the office shelf.

SouravSatvaya, in Nature is beautiful
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You mean “Omlet Plant”?

MacNCheezus, (edited )
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Those are fried eggs.

Xtallll, in The duality of Lemmy
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Obviously, it’s because spells and shells are on separate cool downs.

morrowind,
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Continuous spell/shell bombardment

Cort,

Unless it’s Outlaw Star, then it’s the same cooldown and you’re ALWAYS running low.

Etterra, in The giga crystal

Oh so _that’s_how they see crystals. And here all this time I’ve just been chucking them at people’s heads…

SouravSatvaya, in Mental eelness
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And sometimes they get shocked too.

lars, in Schrödinger's joke

Because Kirk Van Houten pulled this bs with Marge, I enjoy watching the gymnastics involved when potential hookups try it with me.

Klear, in Mental eelness

License to Eel

squid_slime, in Me IRL
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This just makes me sad and need a wank :(

squid_slime, (edited ) in Schrödinger's joke
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The old “shit joke” redflag

smeg, in Get to work, crackheads

What’s a “photo enforcement camera”? Speed camera? CCTV? Detects you then just drops on your head?

MacNCheezus,
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Speed traps or red light cameras, generally.

CCTV is considered surveillance, not enforcement.

LemmyKnowsBest,

It’s a camera that enforces photos.

smeg,

Wow, you really do know best!

chicken, (edited )

They take your picture and then you get a mostly automated letter with the picture saying you have to pay a fine, but mostly you can ignore them. I lived near an intersection with one, every time the left turn light turned red (which happened way faster than normal) the picture flash went off for the last three or so people going through the intersection, presumably all of them getting tickets. I assume they are also recording the license plate numbers of everyone going through the intersection regardless of perceived violations.

LemmyKnowsBest,

Why do you think those letters in the mail can be ignored? They are tied to your license plate and that is serious business. If you don’t pay traffic fines, the fines go up and up and Then they involve the criminal justice system and you have to show up in court and it’s all just very ugly. Oh yeah they can suspend your driver’s license over it too, There’s no way to get out of paying traffic citations.

Death_Equity,

I know in Arizona, but possibly other states too, you have to be served for the violation. So people just ignore them without consequences until they get caught for something else more serious.

chicken, (edited )

Why do you think those letters in the mail can be ignored?

I forget the exact reason, I researched it at the time and don’t remember well now, but the other comments are probably right. Anyway I know they can be ignored because I ignored them and nothing ever happened. Was more than a decade ago so I think I’m good. They were clearly sending them out to a large portion of everyone going through the intersection for no good reason, it was basically just a grift, so it would have been ridiculous to actually enforce all of them with police and courts.

Octopus1348, in Especially on Lemmy
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Osix, in Existentialist Spagett

I encourage everyone to experiment like this. Go ahead, make your Nutelletti. Take one bite, realize it’s awful then hastily consume the rest of your failure over the sink in shame.

rmuk,

I prefer a running shower but you do you.

INHALE_VEGETABLES,

I will too, crying in a foetal heap, mourning over culinary mistakes.

rmuk,

More like sweating with pleasure, but you do you.

INHALE_VEGETABLES,

Go on.

littlecolt,

It won’t be awful, though. Pasta desserts are delicious.

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