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nihilomaster, in Broke into the Hot 100 Billboard

I just had a nightmare that someone used Discord in light mode.

Kolanaki, in Anime girl spitting out facts.
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What’s your secret? Every time I drink, I just get sadder. And then dizzy and sick.

MataVatnik, in Title
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I’m Barack Obama and I approve this message

Valmond, in Be a better pirate.

He has a f… Frigging big head for that body.

atocci,
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He has a frigging big body for that ship as well

MargotRobbie, in How was your day?
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You can’t trust anyone to be who they say they are in Hollywood nowadays: One minute you think you’re talking to Minnie Mouse, the next minute she takes her head off and turns out to be an old man pretending to be a character to make a living.

This is why it is so important for the world to have a celebrity who is exactly who they say they are and would never pretend to be somebody else on camera for a paycheck (I can’t remember what that job is called right now), like yours truly, Lemmy’s only real celebrity, esteemed Academy Award nominated character actress Margot Robbie.

kamenlady,
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I usually read the comment first and then, maybe check the username. I love coming across your comments.

MargotRobbie,
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I need to do more tech commentary here again.

excitatory,

Hi Margot I loved you in tarzan! Bless

MargotRobbie,
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Fun fact: Alexander Skarsgård’s nipples were all CGI in that movie.

jdf038,

You were so funny on BoJack Horseman!

MargotRobbie,
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You must be confused, that was esteemed character actress and fugitive from the law Margo Martindale. completely unrelated.

agileharddisk, in We need to stop attempts to normalize grind/hustle lifestyle

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Kolanaki, (edited ) in I believe theyre talking about newborns there.
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I can attest to the fact that if you stay awake for 3 days IRL, phantoms do indeed come to torment you until you sleep.

byroon, in well guess what else is yellow ?

Maths is red, English is blue

Kolanaki, (edited ) in My whole night is booked now
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Me with speed running explanations.

I don’t even give a shit about speed running. I just like hearing how people figure out weird ass glitches. Though most of the time, the explanation literally boils down to “they got extremely lucky.” Like the current world record for E2M3 in Quake.

The_Picard_Maneuver,
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I watched a long one on the original Doom. I have never tried to speedrun a game myself, but it’s just fascinating.

ICastFist,
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Makes me think of Summoning Salt, he does one hell of a job telling a story in each of his “history of world records” videos.

Colour_me_triggered, in Still haven't found the right amount of mind bleach for this one...

Smells like fish, tastes like fistula.

Slow, in How was your day?

This is a sad photo. In this difficult world, sometimes you have to work at a job that you don’t like.

Master,

Why do you assume they dont like their job.

lowleveldata,

Because the commenter doesn’t like their job and self-inserted

FlyingSquid,
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It’s definitely a better job now that they don’t make them share underwear.

altima_neo,
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Florida, of course

MaxVoltage,
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lmao its crazy to think this indipemlnded minded entrepreneur is much cleaner than an official disney clown

madcaesar,

No-one likes their job. If they did, it wouldn’t be a job. We all gotta grind.

Gloomy,
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I love my job. I work as a child care teacher and it is a beautiful, rewarding way to earn your living.

TimewornTraveler,

I like mine

ggppjj,

Go grind somewhere else with that defeatist attitude

madcaesar,

Go grind deeze nuts.

ggppjj,

Nah

Rayuza,

Maybe hes just having a smoke break and likes his job?

Oka, in How was your day?

This is probably Hollywood Blvd, not Disneyland

MaxVoltage,
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same thing

NaoPb,

What is with your username?

jana,

It’s redacted

psud, (edited )

My client doesn’t show their redaction unless I visit their user page. I see them as MaxVoltage@lemmy.world

altima_neo, (edited )
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Lol yeah. I was thinking it was those people on the street in touristy spots that jump in your photos and charge you for the pleasure.

whofearsthenight,

Almost def. if it was Disneyland, it’s probably about 30 seconds before this person was fired because the mouse doesn’t play when it comes to shit like this.

samus12345,
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The Minnie costume looks way cheaper than the ones they use in Disneyland and the background doesn’t look like anywhere in the park, either. My second guess after Hollywood would be Vegas.

hackris, in How was your day?

Me after I crossdress and then feel like shit :(

altima_neo,
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Like damn, you got more attention cross dressing than you do with your normal clothes.

monsterpiece42, (edited ) in well guess what else is yellow ?

For me,

  • Math - red
  • Science - blue
  • History/geography - green
  • Language arts - yellow
  • Art - purple
Sanctus, in well guess what else is yellow ?
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Math : Red

Science : Blue

Language Arts : Yellow

History : Green

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