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ChaoticNeutralCzech, in Take your protein pills and put your helmet on

Stamp on the ground

Jump, jump, jump, jump

cyborganism, in Only $79.99

I can’t believe this used to be an actual medical procedure. It’s horrifying.

cows_are_underrated,

And the inventor got a fucking price for this(he still has it)

cannibalkitteh,

An actual medical procedure that, at the time, husbands could authorize done to their wives without consent.

cyborganism,

Fucking hell

Bakkoda,

More like 2030. Maybe even 2025.

Yamainwitch, in Unrelated question: does anyone want to check out a compound in the woods with me?

Depends, how weird we gonna get with it? Who am I kidding, I trust my fellow star trek meme junkies with my life. Let’s gooo!

The_Picard_Maneuver,
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There might be some assimilation

Gork, in ♫♪♫♪ The Day My Waymo Said Goodbye ♫♪♫♪

Car companies can already remotely disable vehicle functionality if payments aren’t made on time (disabling heated seats comes to mind). It isn’t beyond the realm of possibility for a self driving truck to repossess itself to the nearest facility.

This is an absolutely bonkers idea though. What if there is a child inside when the vehicle decides to repo itself?

notabot,

Ford has already patented the concept of a car repossesing itself if you fall behind on payments.

registrert,
@registrert@lemmy.sambands.net avatar

If my car drives away without me, it’s not repossessed. It’s just straight up demonically possessed.

notabot,

Thanks, that made me laugh enough to wake the cat. :)

EatYouWell,

I think that’s a fair feature, though. Much less risky than having a repo guy deal with a pissed off human.

notabot,

I can see certain benefits, but as the parent poster mentions, what happens if there’s a child on the car, or, indeed, you’ve left something else important in it when it drives off. Surely it’s better for it just not to start, and keep a human in the loop for returning it.

flambonkscious,

…nah! That’d delay us repurposing it for more $$profit$$

Zink,

Won’t somebody think of the financial institutions?!?

EatYouWell,

I’d imagine that truly self driving cars will have occupancy sensors in them (they only cost a few dollars), and that you could collect your belongings from the dealer.

It’s not like the system is just going to randomly drive off without any warning, likely for the reasons you stated.

notabot,

I can see them having occupancy sensors after the first lawsuit, but before then I’m not so sure. Collecting your belongings from the dealer could also be problematic; you no longer have a car, and the dealer could be a significant distance away. It’d be even worse if you happen to have driven the car far from home and no longer have a way to get back.

I suspect, and hope, they only patented it so they were tge ones with the patent, not to actually implement it.

EatYouWell,

It will absolutely be a thing once truly autonomous cars exist.

But, by the time the number of self driving cars reaches a significant portion of the vehicles on the road, owning a car will likely be on its way out in favor of subscription/fee services. That is if they’re ever sold in the first place.

Why own a or maintain a car when you can have one pick you up in a few minutes?

recapitated, in Every sign has a story

But then how do I dry it off before going back to work??

metaStatic, in Every sign has a story

how do you mess up the ball dryer that badly

Kolanaki, in Still haven't found the right amount of mind bleach for this one...
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Fresh baked sourdough 🤤

quatschkopf34, in it's a puzzling one i'll tell you hwat

You‘re not allowed to say anything bad about China or Russia over there. Got banned on a few communities too. The mods over there are pretty petty and enforce the „rules“ as they like.

Sailing7,

For real now?

I dont want to have to search all the communities that I subscribed to again.

Does anybody know if there is an easy way to bring your subscribtions with you when opening an account on a new instance?

SomeBoyo,
Sailing7,

Niice, thanks a lot!

XEAL,

Ahhh, the Reddit way

SeeMinusMinus, in Every sign has a story
@SeeMinusMinus@lemmy.world avatar

Now I want to try. Thanks again lemmy 😭

tubaruco, in The trapped souls of all damned Scots are here (that's all scots).

what

Ilovethebomb, in it's a puzzling one i'll tell you hwat

You probably said something mean about Daddy Marx, or pointed out one of the many flaws with communism.

They’re a sensitive lot.

empireOfLove, (edited )

Actually yeah. i’ll guarantee that was it. 14 days ago I was making fun of hexbear users defending russia’s war crimes in the memes /c/ of all places… which is weird that they defend it considering russia is very not-communist anymore.

still sucks since many of the largest communities around things like linux and tech are on .ml

Midnight,

They’re campists; they can’t understand any level of moral complexity.

Anyone who opposes the US is inherently good, because surely the west is the only one that can be imperialistic.

Ilovethebomb,

I’m kinda not surprised the FOSS community would end up on a communist instance, I’m actually considering just blocking the entire .ML instance at this point.

I’m so sick of seeing them having a tantrum every time YouTube tries to make them either pay for the service, or watch ads.

empireOfLove, (edited )

I have a feeling it was more of “that was the biggest instance when we all got started here so we all just stayed here”. The prime-mover advantage for lemmy.world and lemmy.ml is pretty severe and it still shows in user counts/activity. It’s just gotten more obvious over time what lemmy.ml admins (and by extension the developers of the platform) really support.

ShitOnABrick, (edited )
@ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world avatar

Most of the Main developers are major simps for the ccp just getting it out there

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/89a0bf98-236f-4a0b-b2cd-6b8563761906.jpeg

I’m pretty sure if xi Jinping asked dandelions or whatever his name is to chow down on his rice noodle he’ll do it without any hesitation taking one for the team

deur,

I mean they literally created Lemmy to move their communist bullshit off of Reddit. lemmy.ml is the result of that (on top of lemmy itself).

Shame such dumbasses created such a nice thing. At least we can now enjoy making fun of them.

Franklin, (edited )

Okay can someone please point me to a real, physical, existing example of this happening? I’ve got multiple accounts on multiple instances from when the servers I used were less stable and not once on any of them have I ever seen a single person defended Russia or China politically.

Not trying to be divisive it just comes up a lot and at this point feels like a red scare tactic

photonic_sorcerer,
@photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Ah, but it’s never happened to me, personally, so there’s no way that’s true!

That’s how you sound.

empireOfLove,

Don’t make fun of someone asking for a source. That’s called critical thinking.

PlasmaDistortion,

Really? It’s everywhere over there.

Franklin,

I haven’t seen it personally, maybe I just run in different circles but I’ve asked to be directed to an example on 3 occasions now and never once has one been provided.

Not saying it isn’t happening, would just like some proof that it’s not just a band wagon

empireOfLove, (edited )

I had about 6 in my inbox at one time, but they’ve all been lost to the winds of fediverse moderation at this point.

A vast majority of instances have defederated from hexbear/lemmygrad/etc by now. So you dont see nearly as much of them outside of the main lemmy.ml communities, and those that do end up outside them ususally get moderated out by local admins.

If you really are curious. Take a scroll through some of the comments on hexbears “dunk tank” like so. See how long you can read before closing the tab out of disgust. Most of them are commenting completely unironically… (That thread is not Russia specific yes but I couldn’t stomach to scroll down that community any farther. It gives you an idea.)

walter_wiggles, in Crypto genius

I think you would make more money if you gave handys behind the Wendy’s dumpster every day for 7 years.

jana, in Making plans

when I drink you drink we drink

PopShark,

I put my hands up on your pitcher

chemicalwonka, in BREAKING NEWS
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chemicalwonka, in BREAKING NEWS
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The wicked bitch is DEAD!

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