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Kecessa, in Get to work, crackheads

Don’t know how there would be that much copper in there.

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Perhaps you’re not the intended target audience, then.

logicbomb,

Yes, the intended target audience is desperate addicts who can be tricked into committing a crime that doesn’t actually benefit them at all.

Lev_Astov, (edited )
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Yes, the intended target audience is desperate addicts who can be tricked into committing a crime that doesn’t actually benefit them at all. benefits society.

FTFY

Kecessa,

Speed cameras work and make roads safer, removing them isn’t a benefit to society.

sus,

are you sure? There’s only 1 way to find out

awwwyissss,

Hey it me, ur mayor. I give u permission do it do it

The_Hideous_Orgalorg, in Nature is beautiful

Looks more like an egg-flower.

MacNCheezus,
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Funny enough, it turns out that those actually exist.

https://www.theseedcollection.com.au/assets/full/F6-16.jpg

Limnanthes douglasii, also known as poached egg flower.

Branch_Ranch,

I would like to subscribe to flower facts!

MacNCheezus,
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paddirn, in Get to work, crackheads

Semi-related: Only small amounts of copper are typically stored in the human body, and the average adult has a total body content of 50–120 mg copper. Most copper is excreted in bile, and a small amount is excreted in urine.

Kalkaline,

More if you have Wilson’s Disease

paddirn,

Get to work, crackheads

PeterPoopshit, (edited )

If I’m ever a crackhead I’m stealing everyone’s pee.

misterundercoat,

Water: 35 liters, Carbon: 20 kg, Ammonia: 4 liters, Lime:1.5 kg, Phosphrus: 800 g, salt: 250g, saltpeter:100g, Sulfer: 80g, Fluorine: 7.5 g, iron: 5.6 g, Silicon: 3g, and 15 other elements in small quantities… thats the total chemical makeup of the average adult body. Modern science knows all of this, but there has never been a single example of succesful human trasmutation.

prayer,

saltpeter:100g

So we can make explosives out of humans? Oh boy.

Asidonhopo,

I believe this is a minor plot point in Fight Club

quigat,

<span style="color:#323232;">These are the Things that Make a Man
</span><span style="color:#323232;">
</span><span style="color:#323232;">Iron enough to make a nail,
</span><span style="color:#323232;">Lime enough to paint a wall,
</span><span style="color:#323232;">Water enough to drown a dog,
</span><span style="color:#323232;">Sulphur enough to stop the fleas,
</span><span style="color:#323232;">Potash enough to wash a shirt,
</span><span style="color:#323232;">Gold enough to buy a bean,
</span><span style="color:#323232;">Silver enough to coat a pin,
</span><span style="color:#323232;">Lead enough to ballast a bird,
</span><span style="color:#323232;">Phosphor enough to light the town,
</span><span style="color:#323232;">Poison enough to kill a cow,
</span><span style="color:#323232;">
</span><span style="color:#323232;">Strength enough to build a home,
</span><span style="color:#323232;">Time enough to hold a child,
</span><span style="color:#323232;">Love enough to break a heart.
</span>

Terry Pratchett, Wintersmith

Kusimulkku, in I do believe they exist

I just read a book and decide that that’s it I’ll go to sleep and close my eyes.

CADmonkey,

Before or after you drop a book on your face?

For me it’s usually “after”.

Kusimulkku,

I read (and sleep) on my side. I prop up the Kindle with a pillow and have it tilted something like 35° so it’s more comfortable. So far it’s the best setup I’ve had.

THE_ANON, in Would you fuck an entire man?

No ?

LoremIpsumGenerator, in Clearly

And the rain is gone. Its gonna be a bright , bright sun shiny crap.

Aux, in Clearly

That’s an idea for a new video for Barry Lewis!

Meowoem, in Get to work, crackheads

And what would it be doing in there?

prole,

Conducting electricity would be my guess?

Meowoem,

It’s a camera in a box, pretty sure it doesn’t use that amount of power

Kase,

It’s actually a wireless charging station for government drones “birds” /s

Kolanaki, (edited )
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Every trap needs bait.

Worms for fish. Fish for bears. Copper for meth heads.

jeremyparker,

You’ll never find out just sitting here talking about it. Whatever it is, it’s gotta be exciting!

kewwwi, in Katt
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mjau

ObviouslyNotBanana,
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Fräs

Voyajer, in Katt
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Bla

ObviouslyNotBanana,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

Haj?

henfredemars, in Katt

Oh no

akincisor, in Smells Like Lavender.
  • warning: typical Lemmy user may not smell like lavender. Your results may vary.
Pumafred9,

Peter Cushing would be disappointed.

Rognaut, in Smells Like Lavender.

Too cheesy. Barely a shitpost. Looks AI generated.

HerbalGamer,
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shit^2^post

Rognaut,

Nvm. It is AI generated. Two arms on one side and fucked up fingers all around.

Kolanaki,
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If shit posting is supposed to be low effort, how are not all shitposts ai generated now? What could be more low effort than making a machine make the meme for you?

smeg,

Actually generating an image related to your caption? That’s way too much effort for a shitpost!

LEDZeppelin, in Clearly

No shit

olutukko, in Existentialist Spagett

I tried this icecram topping sauce on chips yesterday. It was horrible. But now I know for sure

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