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Justas, in I do believe they exist
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People who fall asleep to Patrick Boyle rise up!

Rodeo, in See? You still have a chance!

Yeah but I don’t find them attractive.

FlyingSquid,
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Not even 1% of them?

Rodeo,

Yeah maybe! That’s still 750,000 so maybe I’ll find someone after all.

Hopefully some of them live nearby.

Kolanaki, (edited ) in See? You still have a chance!
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I want all 75 million people to join me in an orgy. It’ll be the ugliest thing on earth.

Gork,

Orgies should really become more normalized in society.

RampageDon,

I mean if you are to believe what some politicians say, we aren’t too far off

stebo02,
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What’s stopping you from organising one?

Gork,

Don’t know the right people :/

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA,
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It’s spelled orgynizing when it’s an orgy

Jimbo,
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Yeah idk, orgies are cool and all but it’s a bit crowded

morgunkorn, in See? You still have a chance!
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And most of them are your grandma and her friends 👵👵👵

“Such a handsome boy! Have a cookie my dear”

FlyingSquid,
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I’m sure at least some of them are down for pound town.

morgunkorn,
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they can even take off their teeth!

sus,

grandma has a lot of friends

rifugee,

At least you still get a cookie!

wesker, in Smells Like Lavender.
@wesker@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

It’s only smells

Dalexios, in See? You still have a chance!

Can’t believe all those 75 mil people can have such a wrong opinion

Kolanaki, in Nature is beautiful
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I prefer my plants scrambled.

MacNCheezus,
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May I suggest some salad then?

orl0pl, in The duality of Lemmy

I thought I was the only Pole on this platform

RustyNova, (edited ) in a story in two parts

You should be able to post on Mastodon while on lemmy

Che_Donkey,
@Che_Donkey@lemmy.ml avatar

You can post on mastodon while on lemmy

juja,

TIL

Annoyed_Crabby,

How?

Microw,

Not really though… you can make a lemmy post and tag a mastodon account, but that’s about it right?

Che_Donkey,
@Che_Donkey@lemmy.ml avatar

lol, I have absolutely no idea…just talking out of my ass 🤣

lugal,

I thought that direction doesn’t work?

Notsosuperfloh,

it doesn’t

unreachable, in Clearly
@unreachable@lemmy.world avatar

transparent shitter

just like the one i used to know

BreadstickNinja, in Smells Like Lavender.

Also not out of multiple right arms, while we’re counting the surplus

tubaruco, in Smells Like Lavender.

he ran out of spells so he cant fix their fingers and his two right arms

somePotato, in See? You still have a chance!

That’s assuming you’ll meet literally every person on earth

Let’s say you will have a meaningful interaction with 1000 people ever, 1% of that leaves you with 10

If you’re not bi make it 5 before you even start considering wether you also find those people attractive back, if they’re single and in the right age range

So get that confidence back down. Statistics are a bitch

stebo02,
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1000 people ever

for your whole life that seems like a low estimate, but yes it’s gonna take a long time to find that 1%

FlyingSquid,
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That just sounds like single people need to travel more.

stebo02,
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with what money

FlyingSquid,
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People can walk across Brazil, up through Central America, through Mexico and cross the Rio Grande into the United States without any money. You’re just not trying hard enough.

kazakhspy,

Yeah, its also not a binary “attractive/unattractive”. Out of those 10 people, they would be some who will find you neither attractive or unattractive, just kinda meh. And THEN add some who might find you attractive, but are either in a relationship themselves or like double or more your age.

I want that confidence back! Give it here, buddy, we dont deserve it!

gmtom, in I went back in time to kill Hitler but instead we fell in love and our romance averted the war but then I was kidnapped back to the present and Hitler's broken heart made him do WW2 anyway. AMA

Why does this sound like a Japanese light novel title.

bruhduh,
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Because it is

Aurenkin, in "I know that I know everything"

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