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TxzK, in Meow

All cat owners can relate 😔

tweeks, (edited ) in I'm never lonely cuz i got these little guys with me :)

Floaters are one thing, but what about the internal electric / static activity you can see, what is that called? I was always way more intrigued by that than some eyeball sludge.

Do you see a reflection of neural activity or something? Just like floaters they’re only visible when looking at larger plain things with 1 colour. They seem projected, and less obvious than the floaters but more common in your whole view.

nixpa,
tweeks,

Awesome, thanks, exactly that!

maniacalmanicmania,
@maniacalmanicmania@aussie.zone avatar

Cheers from me also, always wondered what this was.

FollyDolly, (edited )
@FollyDolly@lemmy.world avatar

Visual snow. I have it too. Really sucks when I want to look at the stars.

Croquette,

Do you get diagnosed for that? I am pretty sure I have that. I will talk about it to my optometrist the next visit. I thought that was my vision degrading as I aged, but the intensity of it varies with fatigue, stress and migraines.

fat_stig,

I had cataracts done, have tons of floaters. Also makes it almost impossible to follow a golf ball in flight. I used to play, but got fed up not having a clue where I had hit the damned ball.

tkk13909, in Meow

Why is the dick slit horizontal?

ObviouslyNotBanana,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

Sick dick

tkk13909,

I see

Viking_Hippie, (edited )

That wasn’t an explanation, it was a compliment for you.

mononomi,

Yours isn’t?

lemmyman,

Leonardo da Vinci developed dick realism in the 1500s, prior to that artists were literally retarded

Skanky,

Only compatible with women from Asia

tkk13909, in Let the triggering begin

Do people under 40 just not buy bread in your world?

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar
Annoyed_Crabby,

Have my updoot instead.

Noel_Skum, in His true endgame

And to think some of us fuckers here didn’t want the God-King to federate with us. You all will be first against the wall when Emperor Zuck - rightfully - ascends to the throne.

Chickenstalker, in Get to work, crackheads

Guys, guys. Hear me out. What if (tokes) yeah…what if like if we like yeah. Oh? Sorry. What if we train pigeons to shit on traffic camera lens. It could be done. The military had trained pigeons to guide bombs against warships. Let’s train and breed pigeons to do this and release them in the wild.

Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In,

So we are replacing pigeons with crackhead?

penguinsAreRapists,
@penguinsAreRapists@lemmy.world avatar

Birds aren’t real

Justas, in Existentialist Spagett
@Justas@sh.itjust.works avatar

Vanilla ice cream goes well with black olives and I will die on that hill.

balderdash9,

So you have chosen death…

Halvdan, in Let the triggering begin

Yes, but how many knows that you can break them in half so that the opening is split in two. Then sort of wedge it onto your finger and shoot them at unsuspecting siblings?

AnotherExist, in People in this community don't know what a shitpost is

Unfortunately, your mother.

ObviouslyNotBanana,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

Shit

Post

Hjalamanger, in well grounded
@Hjalamanger@feddit.nu avatar

Tors Holy assassination service

uzay, in Meow

What’s the matter? Cat got your shlong?

theangryseal,

I almost woke my kid up chuckling. :p

Toes, in Let the triggering begin

What is that?

niktemadur, in well grounded

…said the apartment to the cloud.

Halvdan, in Feel the bass

I’m very much not an apple fan boi, but this is interesting. Maybe someone can develop a square FOSS variant with replaceable batteries and a parallel port on the side?

Huschke, in Linux penguin approves

There is a T missing in HTML.

Sailing7,

Only on the second read I actually recognised that there was in fact no T in the Text ^^

THE_ANON,

Yeah i was like what is HTML toilet now i am like what is HML toilet ?

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