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Socsa, (edited ) in it always interesting when multi billion dollar company's costing system is a 63 tab excel 97 spreadsheet at it's core...

Me, being scolded for using ipynb apps to deliver rapid feature turnaround to customers, generating a million dollars in revenue:

Our finance department, tracking that revenue in a 700MB excel spreadsheet which is version controlled by a 13 year old email thread:

MisterFrog,
@MisterFrog@lemmy.world avatar

How in the world does that spreadsheet even open?

Empricorn,

wtf are ipynb apps?

Socsa, (edited )

If you have to ask, you can’t afford it

Edit - it seems y’all should save up for a sense of humor anyway

RagingRobot,

Y’all python devs have been getting cocky lately lol

Socsa,

Python: this is a weapon of terror. It is meant to intimidate the enemy.

C++: This is a weapon of war. It is meant to kill the enemy.

random_character_a, in Analog problems require kickass solutions
@random_character_a@lemmy.world avatar

It’s not stupid if it works. I can even see some artistry in that.

Prunebutt,

Depends on your definition of “works”. Do you want stabilityin your sound?

random_character_a,
@random_character_a@lemmy.world avatar

Depends on what we’re playing.There are genres where nobody notices, nor gives a shit.

Prunebutt,

Fair point.

mriormro,
@mriormro@lemmy.world avatar

A body with one kidney works. I still want to keep my second kidney.

Just because something works doesn’t mean it isn’t stupid.

Ferris,

i choose to interpret this as you thinking kidneys are stupid.

Riven, in How do people understand each other?
@Riven@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

As someone who went to the greater Tokyo area about a month ago. I can unironically confirm that pretty much everything does have subtitles. (in the form of text translation and most workers speak some sort of english/have someone available that speaks english)

undeffeined,

Thats interesting. So you were able to navigate and peruse the town with relative ease?

Krukenberg,

Greater Tokyo

the town

Ehh

Riven,
@Riven@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Pretty much yea, the hardest part was the train but tbh that’s because I’d never been on a train so I wasn’t sure how the map worked. Took me like 15 minutes and a couple missed trains to figure it out. Google maps is actually amazing for this, assuming you’re staying in the greater Tokyo area.

Snowcano,

As someone who lives in Japan, that is true as long as you stay inside the tourist bubble. Once you start venturing into places not meant for visitors, the difficulty goes from 0 to 100 real quick. That said, sometimes those experiences of struggling communication can be among the best you’ll have here.

Got_Bent,

I lived in Busan Korea back in the nineties before it was developed and before it was exporting its pop culture. I remember struggling to even get a Coke out of a vending machine. It was really difficult, but since I was young and adventurous, it was also super fun.

By the time I went to Fukuoka a couple times for visa runs, I had that expat sixth sense that allowed me to navigate around with next to no knowledge of the language. I was able to get cabs, take the subway, find my hotel, get food (though I didn’t always know what I was ordering) etc.

I still laugh to this day at my attempts to play pachinko when I stumbled upon such establishment. The people inside were particularly entertained with my nonsense.

Riven,
@Riven@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Ye, I did go out a little bit of the Tokyo tourist area and it was a bit confusing with restaurants but not bad either. Tech really helps with all of that nowadays. DeepL did some heavy lifting there.

AllNewTypeFace, in Sdrawkcab suseJ
@AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space avatar

Say “Lord Jesus” backwards and you get “sausage roll”

GrammatonCleric,
@GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world avatar

SuSeJ’d Rol

Close enough 😂

mayonaise_met,

Drol

Hackerman_uwu,

Which, in Afrikaans, means turd.

mayonaise_met,

I’m not surprised. I speak Dutch.

Hackerman_uwu, in Is this still available?

I have no idea what “skeet” is and at this point I’m too afraid to ask.

dditty,

It’s ejaculate. 💦

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA, in Save thousands
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

I just want them to play “it’s raining men” as they scatter my ashes. Because, well…

TokenBoomer,

What about “Freedom,” by George Michael?

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA,
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

Great song. I can’t think of a worse time to play it’s raining men than when it’s literally raining men, tho

GrammatonCleric, in Angry bald man
@GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world avatar
IchNichtenLichten,
@IchNichtenLichten@lemmy.world avatar

Head like a fucking orange.

hakunawazo,
Sabin10,

I was thinking Bill Burr

STRIKINGdebate2,
@STRIKINGdebate2@lemmy.world avatar

When you think about Andrew Tate in general is just an angry Karl Pilkington

pyre,

much dumber too. Karl makes way more sense than tater top

pomodoro_longbreak,
@pomodoro_longbreak@sh.itjust.works avatar

are we just posting fuckable mouths today?

Willer, in They forgot the LGBTQ...

bruh this is the worst 4 panel ive seen this week

ThrowawayPermanente,

If by ‘worst’ you mean ‘bravest’ and ‘truest’ and ‘most important’ then I agree

c0mbatbag3l,
@c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world avatar

Making fun of conservatives on a largely liberal-communist website, damn nothing braver than that lol

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Aren’t liberals and communists bitter enemies?

c0mbatbag3l,
@c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world avatar

Sorry I’ll try to illustrate this better.

Liberal ----> Communist

As in, anything to the left of conservative which is the majority user base of the lemmy community. Yes I’m aware liberals are capitalists still, don’t try to play these stupid games you know what I meant.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

I’m not trying to play any stupid games, I’m asking you a question.

No need to get rude about it.

c0mbatbag3l,
@c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world avatar

You’re asking a question meant to illustrate that I don’t know what I’m talking about because you didn’t understand my original comment or you are trying to discredit me because you believe I’m conservative. I’m not, I just think the meme itself is derivative and doesn’t understand the POV of conservatives. They aren’t convinced gay people have all the money, they just hate LGBT people in general because they’re bigots and believe the economy is shit for different reasons entirely.

Strawman arguments seem to be a commonality everywhere, it’s not really useful outside of circle jerking that you’re smart and no one else is.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

I think you are overthinking my comment.

dangblingus,

I hear what you’re saying, but this is why words are so important. They have meaning. Especially political ideologies.

c0mbatbag3l,
@c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world avatar

Which is why I said liberal to communist. Moderate left to far left.

GiveMemes,

Making fun of rightoids sure is brave on this site…

funkless_eck,

making fun of the right wing is a victimless crime as they don’t believe victims

clearleaf,

The funniest part is how the artist felt the need to write “the left” and “the right” on the characters as if this highly intellectual commentary is too subtle to understand without help. We’ve reached below the point of crappy editorial cartoons.

dangblingus, (edited )

It is too subtle to understand. Without the labels, they’re just random people and the message is lost. We’re not talking about random dumb dumbs that don’t understand how Western oligarchies work, we’re talking about the conservatives that actively cheer it on.

PopcornTin,

This is best content on Lemmy this month.

CluckN,

Political comics are hard to critique because people see it as an attack on the message and not the abysmal quality.

dangblingus,

Isn’t the message the point? Aren’t political cartoons historically the epitome of low-brow art? No one here is writing a thesis on Line Thickness and 17th Century Liberalism Themes In Dilbert.

deaf_fish,

I think the content is good. The art feels a little rough, not sure if it is a style or not. If the original author is new at this stuff, this is pretty good. Everyone has to start somewhere.

DharmaCurious, in Stop spoiling your kids
@DharmaCurious@startrek.website avatar

WTF was the original comic here?

JohnDClay,

Probably trying to make fun of people with dietary restrictions or preferences.

Micromot,

Exactly that

effward, (edited )
@effward@lemmy.world avatar

The only other version I’ve seen has all the kids asking for fentanyl.

Not sure what the original is.

LemmyKnowsBest, (edited )

This is the original

the original comic

crystal,

the original comic

Back in my day, we just ate the peanut candy and died.

Vespair, (edited )

“gender-neutral candy”

Jesus Christ these people are so legitimately terrified of everything. Every single thing they make or do is riddled with their insecurities like that.

ElBarto,
@ElBarto@sh.itjust.works avatar

Aren’t like 99% of candies gender neutral tho?

mister_flibble,

That kid just REALLY hates Mr. Goodbar’s

Viking_Hippie,

More like Ms OkayIGuessProbablyBar

funkless_eck,

Mr Tom too.

About 20% of m&ms are female - but is there any legitimate 100% female candy?

Vespair,

Mounds. You know the song: 🎵 Almond Joy’s got nuts, mounds don’t 🎵

This is admittedly assuming a candy gender binary. I’m certainly open to candy non-binary gender options but admittedly have not as of yet heard for such consideration from any non-binary candies themselves.

explodicle,

No, most candy bars are phallic symbols.

ThatWeirdGuy1001,
@ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world avatar

Gotta have that dick vein on my Snickers 😤

FiniteLooper,

Twix is gay because there’s two of them in the same wrapper

LemmyKnowsBest, (edited )

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  • Vespair, (edited )

    Dude what the fuck does this have to do with my comment? And are you seriously taking the bootlicking position that these cops should have carte blanche to behave however they want? My guy, what the fuck are you doing here?

    edit: typo

    idunnololz,
    @idunnololz@lemmy.world avatar

    Back in my day, we just ate cum.

    TheMinions,

    Man as someone with a kid who is both allergic to dairy and gluten this just makes me sad.

    My kid has real dietary needs, and I try not to burden whoever is handing out free candy for n Halloween with this.

    My wife and I have taught my kid to be thankful to everyone, even if they can’t eat that particular candy when we do an allergen check later that night.

    LinkOpensChest_wav,

    I’m similar to your kid. I have celiac and also severe lactose intolerance. Fortunately, a lot of candy is free of most allergens. For example, Sour Patch kids and Laffy Taffy. (Not sure if it’s vegan though.) I also had a nephew with a peanut allergy, so I try to read labels when I buy Halloween candy (though this year I decided to reverse trick or treat the houses on my block with kids and then turn the lights off, since kids don’t really go out anymore like they used to.)

    LukeMedia,

    Sour patch kids are vegan, fun sized laffy taffy is vegan. The bigger laffy taffy isn’t vegan.

    LinkOpensChest_wav,

    Good to know, thanks! I think most of the candy I eat is vegan. In fact, it would probably be an easy switch for me to go vegan.

    dylanTheDeveloper, in Microchips
    @dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world avatar

    Louis Armstrong didn’t goto the moon for this :(

    BlueMagma,

    Lol, well done! I can’t tell if you did it on purpose, which makes it funnier for some reasons.

    aidan,

    You’ve just convinced me I have early onset dementia. Knew that wasn’t his name but couldn’t remember at all what it was before looking it up, and could only thing of Lance Armstrong.

    Smokeydope, (edited ) in Survive the zombie apocalypse
    @Smokeydope@lemmy.world avatar

    Water purifier - clean water is essential

    Fire Axe - for fire wood collection as well as wood based structures for shelter and defense. Also it is a decent weapon that takes relatively little skill to effectively wield.

    German Shepard - loyal and lethal companionship, living thinking alarm bell, will instinctively assist in protection/attacking, could be trained to track game. Will gladly accept food scraps, the bones and flesh of my enemies, and pets as payment for services rendered.

    Body armor - reduces risk of infection through scratches to body as well as mild protection against various weapons. Also an added insulative thermal layer for the cold. Body plate can be replaced with old thinkpads as needed

    sanguine_artichoke, in I had to try it to believe it
    @sanguine_artichoke@midwest.social avatar

    that’s your age in 4 years!

    eager_eagle,
    @eager_eagle@lemmy.world avatar

    I call it bullshit. It’s easy to say that when nobody will remember this comment to check it in 4 years.

    zaph,

    !remind me 4 years

    Karlos_Cantana,
    @Karlos_Cantana@kbin.social avatar

    I won't remember this comment in 4 minutes.

    shrugal,

    What comment?

    The_Picard_Maneuver,
    @The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar

    My mind is blown

    DigitalNirvana,

    Maths!!

    phorq, (edited )

    So if I’m 28, I’d be 32 in 4-years? So every one human-year is 1.14 4-years. Now I need to figure out the conversion of 4-years to dog-years… Currently seeking funding for my research if anyone’s interested!

    Kase,

    I have a dollar! This is some groundbreaking stuff.

    sanguine_artichoke,
    @sanguine_artichoke@midwest.social avatar

    oops, I meant fortyears. Yes, that’s correct, but it’s confusing because it changes as you get older. For me 1 fortyear is only 1.10.

    madcaesar, in THE DAY HATH COME

    Where’s Rush Limbaugh?

    Vaginal_blood_fart,

    And reagan

    MindSkipperBro12,

    Are you blind?

    Vaginal_blood_fart,

    Apparently I am.

    qooqie, in What a steal

    I actually love them, they make me feel jolly lmao

    tacosplease,

    I’d pay $10 for one of those and would absolutely put it in my yard.

    clothes,

    I would buy a name card to place in front of it that says “Whimsical Porch Rock” because the name is vital to the experience.

    I_Fart_Glitter,

    I feel like one is not enough. The group of them are laughing together, something has just happened that froze them in a moment of merriment, it does indeed feel whimsical. Jolly even. One by itself is just creepily laughing because it’s about to eat your soul.

    DJDarren, (edited ) in THE DAY HATH COME

    Who’s the guy that looks like Elon Musk in lipstick, and who’s the guy above Epstein?

    Chestrade,

    I’m not sure about the woman, but that guy is Pol Pot.

    ParsnipWitch,

    He’s a guy, not a woman.

    Chestrade,

    Yeah didn’t know it was a trans man until I read the comments. Appologies.

    DJDarren,

    Well, Pol Pot chose a daring shade.

    MxM111,
    @MxM111@kbin.social avatar

    Is he Musk's relative?

    afraid_of_zombies,

    Only in the sense that every human is related to every other one if you go back far enough.

    ElBarto,
    @ElBarto@sh.itjust.works avatar

    What’s the odds that musk’s mum banged pol pot? I’d go somewhat high considering how much of a Disney villain she looks like.

    Art3sian,
    @Art3sian@lemmy.world avatar

    Pol Pot and probably OP’s ex.

    Skua,

    The guy is Pol Pot

    Melatonin,

    Wasn’t the woman a school shooter?

    ParsnipWitch,

    That’s a guy. Also, it’s kinda scary to think how many school shooters actually could be put into the picture.

    loomi,

    Girl = I think that trans mass shooter a wee while back. Deadname Audrey something iirc. Don’t remember the post trans name regrettably.

    DJDarren,

    His name was Aiden, apparently. A monster for sure, but I’ve edited my initial comment to reflect their gender.

    kn33,
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