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snek, in Mark Zuckerberg has been diagnosed with a serious medical condition
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Prandom_returns,

Yes, about the same time crypto will become main currency and NFTs replace traditional art in museums.

It’s coming, you hust don’t understand. /s

XEAL, (edited )

While I don’t agree with anti-AI people, the fact that some AI generated content is flawed doesn’t imply that all AI content is of bad quality.

Companies are already replacing some workforce with LLMs.

Prandom_returns,

Can you list a few companies that are replacing workforce with LLMs successfully? Without a downgrade in service quality?

If by ā€œcompaniesā€ you mean scammers - sure.

Adalast,

It feels like you don’t think the people making these decisions see employee salaries as anything but a line item to minimize or ā€œcustomer serviceā€ as a cost liability. They don’t care about customer experience. Hell, they actively want people to get frustrated and give up because it saves the company money.

XEAL,

see employee salaries as anything but a line item to minimize

YES. With and without AI in the mix, anything to maximize benefits. Companies would have a full workforce formed by unpaid slaves if they could. Many companies get rid of their oldest and best paid employees to replace them with cheaper ones. Videogame studios fired employees right after a new game was finished just so they didn’t have to pay any benefits to the devs. We are nothing but a medium to make the top execs of a company richer.

They don’t care about customer experience

Not as long as benefits are up to expectations.

snek,
@snek@lemmy.world avatar

As someone who works with LLMs, they shouldn’t…

You still need your chatbot to stick to business rules and act like a real customer service rep, and that’s incredibly hard to accomplish with generative models where you cannot be there to evaluate the generated answers and where the chatbot can go on a tangent and suddenly start to give you free therapy when you originally went in to order pizza.

Don’t get me wrong, they’re great for many applications within the manual loop. They can help customer service reps (as one example) function better, provide more help to users, and dedicate more time to those who still need a human to solve their issues.

Companies are already replacing some workforce with LLMs.

My opinion right now is that companies want you to believe they are 100% capable of replacing humans, but that’s because people in upper management never listen to the damn developers down in the basement (aka me), so they have an unrealistic expectation of AI coupled with an unending desire for money and success.

They are replacing them because they are greedy cunts, not because they are replaceable.

yarr,

While I don’t agree with anti-AI people, the fact that some AI generated content is flawed doesn’t imply that all AI content is of bad quality.

Companies are already replacing some workforce with LLMs.

While I understand that not everyone shares the same views about AI, it’s important to recognize that just because some AI-generated content might have flaws, it shouldn’t lead us to believe that every piece created by AI is subpar. In fact, numerous companies are actively embracing the use of LLMs to replace their workforces. From astronauts to circus clowns, LLMs are taking over roles once reserved for humans. Nowadays, you can even find LLMs crafting the perfect soufflĆ© at Michelin star restaurants, performing heart surgery, and even serving as head coaches for professional sports teams. The sky is no longer the limit, as LLMs have found a way to transcend it - and it’s only a matter of time before they take on the role of Santa Claus. Merry Christmas from your new AI overlords!

snek,
@snek@lemmy.world avatar

Thank you. This was hilarious.

joyjoy,

It’s just like a real person. They only difference (afaik) is you can’t as easily tell ai to get back to work.

creamed_eels,

Free therapy, you say?

Tar_alcaran, (edited )

LLMs are excellent at producing high-volume, low-quality material. And it’s a sad fact of life that a lot of companies are perfectly willing to use low quality material in their work.

snek,
@snek@lemmy.world avatar

If they had ever cared about quality, they would have treated their employees with dignity and paid them enough 😬

Menteros,

So there’s this concept called economics which you might want to read up on.

snek,
@snek@lemmy.world avatar

And has this ā€œeconomicsā€ business worked for companies today? Has it worked for us?

Menteros,

Economics: The study of how people allocate scarce resources for production, distribution, and consumption, both individually and collectively.

Maybe you meant to say Capitalism? Capitalism has brought about the greatest wealth and prosperity in the history of mankind. Yes it’s worked for us.

snek,
@snek@lemmy.world avatar

Huh? Are you replying to the right comment? or to yourself, or what exactly?

XEAL,

You still need your chatbot to stick to business rules and act like a real customer service rep, and that’s incredibly hard to accomplish with generative models

Isn’t that what, for instance, OpenAI’s embeddings are for?

My opinion right now is that companies want you to believe they are 100% capable of replacing humans

Probably, but at the moment they can only do it partially.

They are replacing them because they are greedy cunts, not because they are replaceable.

I partially agree. I mean, they are greedy cunts but some tasks like translating from/to certain languages can be easily done even with the free ChatGPT demo with better results than Google Translate, so human translators are unfortunately becoming quite replaceable.

snek, (edited )
@snek@lemmy.world avatar

Do you mean the embeddings? platform.openai.com/docs/…/what-are-embeddings

If so:

The word embeddings and embedding layers are there to represent data in ways that allow the model to make use of them to generate text. It’s not the same as the model acting as a human. It may sound like a human in text or even speech, but its reasoning skills are questionable at best. You can try to make it stick to your company policy but it will never (at this level) be able to operate under logic unless you hardcode that logic into it. This is not really possible with these models in that sense of the word, after all they just predict the best next word to say. You’d have to wrap them around with a shit ton of code and safety nets.

GPT models require massive amounts of data, so they were only that good at languages for which we have massive texts or Wikipedias. If your language doesn’t have good content on the internet or freely available digitalized content on which to train, a machine can still not replace translators (yet, no idea how long this will take until transfer learning is so good we can use it to translate low-resource languages to match the quality of English - French, for example).

irmoz, in And why you gotta touch my back with those ice blocks 😩

What exactly does the "No one: " accomplish, here?

FlaminGoku,

Took me forever to understand that it is meant to show the thought is ā€œrandomā€ / ā€œweirdā€ / ā€œcoming out of thin airā€

It’s silly. You can see the same thing with memes starting with

So,

irmoz,

Took me forever to understand that it is meant to show the thought is ā€œrandomā€ / ā€œweirdā€ / ā€œcoming out of thin airā€

How?

smeg,

ā€œI can’t think of a good intro for my joke and am a slave to trendsā€

renzev,

A surprising amount of people get their knickers in a twist over it, which is pretty funny tbh. I like to put it in a lot of my memes just to piss people off haha

smeg,

Consider my knickers twisted!

Kanda,

It accomplishes the text ā€œNo one:ā€

irmoz, (edited )

But why

Sunfoil,

It implies a lack of justification, like there is no good reason girls hands are like that. Not sure why everyone is confused. It’s a meme format that has been around forever.

irmoz,

How does it imply that? I know it’s been around ages, still don’t get it.

Sunfoil,

Don’t really want to have to explain. It’s all here: knowyourmeme.com/memes/nobody

irmoz,

Yes I’m aware of the meme. Still don’t get how ā€œnothing was said by nobodyā€ implies that, since it’s an incoherent concept - such a double negative surely implies someone said something?

Sunfoil,

Better to think of it as ā€œnothing was said, and nobody said itā€

irmoz,

So, somebody said something.

Sunfoil,

No. Nothing was said. And nobody said it.

irmoz, (edited )

Nobody saying nothing is logically equivalent to someone saying something.

What you want is ā€œnobody said anything.ā€

Sunfoil,

No. Nothing was said. Nobody said it. The meme wouldn’t make sense if it was;

No one: anything

irmoz,

That is the only version that actually makes sense. It literally comes out as ā€œno one said anythingā€. Isn’t that what’s supposed to be implied: there was silence, interrupted by something no one asked for?

Sunfoil,

I don’t know how else to explain it. I guess you just have to be against the Internet one this one.

irmoz,

You don’t need to explain it. I get it. It’s just wrong.

ehyuman, (edited )

No one:
This guy: What exactly does the "No one: " accomplish, here?

Kusimulkku,

Lmao I see it now

irmoz,

?

hglman,

Allowing us to laff

Nythos,

Making us all groan at a completely useless part of the meme.

Imgonnatrythis, in Waffle Squarf

Sometimes I get in my car, blackout for 45min and just find myself at waffle squarf at 2am.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Is that from the drugs or alcohol?

Kiwi_Girl,
@Kiwi_Girl@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Your car must be hungry, does the food you provide it fulfil all of its dietary needs?

intensely_human,

I go to gas squarf weekly for car

jaybone,

I go to ass squarf.

portifornia,

We upgraded to an electric squarv recently. Those gas squarfs are just too expensive for city driving!

GratefullyGodless,
@GratefullyGodless@lemmy.world avatar

Yeah, but I live in the Chicago area, and with all the trouble some folks have had here with their electric squarves in this bitter cold, they’re thinking about switching back to gas squarfs.

xX_fnord_Xx,

You can get it,.02 cents cheaper at the Spuarf’n’Go, but that’s over county lines and they can’t sell liquor after 5, so, what’s the point?

Ilovethebomb, in Anachronism

Non credible defence has breached containment.

Excrubulent,
@Excrubulent@slrpnk.net avatar

Well thankfully they’ll be easy to defeat.

DragonTypeWyvern,

Idk, they called the paragliding Hamas murder spree.

nxdefiant,

Exactly, it was an incredulity buffer overflow, they went all the way around back to credible.

MeatsOfRage, in Damn... I'll take 10 with you's

Times were tough before OnlyFans

unreachable,
@unreachable@lemmy.world avatar

it was OnlyShower timeline

afraid_of_zombies,

Ye olde camgirl

zakobjoa, in Fellow landchads of Lemmy. Don't you hate when this happens?
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I bet she didn’t even tip.

AnUnusualRelic,
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She only tipped the chair. Typical.

betterdeadthanreddit, in Not noice

You’re guaranteed to leave people unsatisfied if you stop immediately upon arriving at the seeding stage.

Gestrid,

people unsatisfied

This describes me seeing my Astro Boy 2003 English dub torrent 99.98% complete a few weeks ago.n

PM_Your_Nudes_Please,

That’s often due to people excluding the .nfo and ā€œdownloaded from [x]ā€.txt files.

Gestrid, (edited )

No, it shows me which files aren’t complete. It’s a tiny bit of the final episode and a .sfv file that was supposed to check for file integrity. So it’s not a complete loss, but it’s still disappointing.

PM_Your_Nudes_Please,

That’s odd, because the first and last episodes are usually the most downloaded; People will grab those to add to their seedboxes, because the ā€œdownload first and lastā€ option is an easy way to sample the torrent before fully committing. So typically speaking, it’s easiest/fastest to download the first and last episodes, since those are what is most available.

JusticeForPorygon,
@JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world avatar

Just gotta say I love your username

Aux,

Large popular trackers use seed boxes to provide torrents, your seeding is irrelevant. It is actually quite hard to get any ratio there as most people will get most data from the seed boxes.

But what’s even better is to use a popular seed box yourself. There are high chances that a popular torrent will simply be linked to your seed box account instantly, so you don’t have to download anything at all. I mean you still need to transfer it to your PC, but you don’t have to torrent anything.

na_th_an,

Yeah I don’t bother seeding things that are widely available. My connection isn’t good enough. I seed things that I have personal interest in with very few other seeders. Obscure media, software, and ebooks mostly.

Emerald,

I have no issue seeding on a 300mbps connection. I get tons of data upload.

betterdeadthanreddit,

šŸ†šŸ’¦

OneWomanCreamTeam, in doing his own research

They got two things right: Science can be wrong sometimes. And you should Google petrified wood (it’s really pretty).

MajesticSloth,
@MajesticSloth@lemmy.world avatar

I did, and it is.

Klear,

I’m getting xkcd vibes from this comment.

MaxVoltage,
@MaxVoltage@lemmy.world avatar

This is not where i parked my boat

snail_hatan, in Heaven's newest angel

Ben Garrison, gross…

marine_mustang,

My first thought exactly.

grue, in Coincidence?!

You joke, but meteorite impacts causing large igneous provinces on the opposite side of the planet might actually be a thing.

(Uluru and Meteor Crater are provably not an example of this, though, for several reasons: they aren’t antipodes of each other, Uluru is five orders of magnitude older, and the phenomenon I mentioned would’ve been caused by way, way bigger impacts.)

Aussiemandeus,
@Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone avatar

I read igneous as indigenous and went into that wiki very confused for a moment.

On the upside it got me there to donate to Wikipedia

technicalogical, (edited )

Imagine tossing a rock in the ocean so hard that the ripples converge on the other side of the globe. That’s wild…

Edit: seismic ripples

justlookingfordragon,
@justlookingfordragon@lemmy.world avatar

It’s astounding that one can learn really cool and interesting stuff by posting random nonsense to the shitpost community, lol. Thanks for the link! That was indeed new to me ;)

Yondoza,

There is correlation evidence on Mars too! I don’t think it’s been considered casual at this point, but Atlas Pro has a really cool YouTube video showing a lot of potential examples. The Hawaiian Islands were particularly convincing to me. I’ll try and find the video.

letsgo,

Do they have to be antipodal? If we imagine a clock face overlaid over an image of the earth, if a meteorite strikes vertically (i.e. parallel to the 12-6 line) at 11, could it result in a bulge at 7?

li10, in I knew it all along!

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  • techognito,
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    ā€œLet me engineer you a new passwordā€

    Yuo, sounds about right

    Infynis,
    @Infynis@midwest.social avatar

    Sometimes, but it is a real engineering discipline. It’s a hybrid of electrical engineering and computer science

    FlyingSquid,
    @FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

    I don’t buy it. How would one of those know about the very tiny people?

    Setarkus,

    You mixed that up, computer engineers know that the earth is flat, it’s geologists who know about the tiny people making all our electronics work

    MotoAsh,

    Uh… no? Well, maybe for the guy in the picture because they’re clearly dumb, but ā€œcomputer engineerā€ sounds more like chip design and circuit layout than even software engineering, let alone basic IT work…

    Basic IT work is wholly and completely different than any kind of computer-related engineering.

    surewhynotlem,

    You’re arguing that words don’t mean what many people use them to mean. Most service desk techs that I know have ā€œcomputer engineerā€ in their LinkedIn.

    And that’s coming from me, a person with a B.E. in computer engineering. I hate that it is what it is, but it is.

    MotoAsh, (edited )

    That’s because they’re lying idiots, not computer engineers. I can call myself a beutiful woman, but that doesn’t make it true, nor would me calling myself a beutiful woman EVER change what ā€œbeutiful womanā€ means to others.

    surewhynotlem,

    That’s my point. What it means to others is key. There are more ā€œcomputer engineersā€ than actual computer engineers. The way language works, and by volume, the phrase is now accepted as overloaded. You can’t cling to the first definition in the dictionary and say the second definition is a lie.

    MotoAsh,

    No, that’s not the way language works. No, that’s not how education or degrees or engineering works, either.

    You would have to fundamentally change the meaning of several well established words before ā€œcomputer engineerā€ will EVER actually refer to tech support.

    surewhynotlem,

    Language is however people communicate, fam.

    And in the corporate IT space, we hire hundreds of ā€œcomputer engineersā€ to do laptop builds.

    cole,
    @cole@lemdro.id avatar

    this is definitely not true. Computer Engineering is a relatively common major even

    Kanda,

    You should watch the movie ā€œBruce Almightyā€

    funnystuff97,

    As a computer engineer who works with FPGAs, thank you. I can’t tell you how many times someone comes to me with a CS question and I’m like, I dunno! Ask a CS person! I hardly know Python. [Admittedly, I really should learn.]

    peopleproblems, (edited )

    I wanted to work with FPGAs.

    Got set up on designing test systems.

    Now I do .Net and Angular.

    I miss hardware from the standpoint that it really makes sense. I don’t miss hardware when the magic smoke comes out because I fucked up

    affiliate,

    i could never work in hardware. i’d feel too bad for all the very small people i’d be shoving in the computers

    funnystuff97,

    FPGAs are where it’s at, and the job market is surprisingly pretty open right now. Everybody’s sleeping on them, everyone wants study CUDA cores or architecture or… ML hardware accelerators or whatever. If you can transition to RTL design or even silicon engineering, it’s a good industry to be in.

    Now, me personally, I’ve never made the funny magic smoke come out from one of my FPGAs, but I can’t tell you how many times I’ve fucked up an entire pipeline because I thought a series of logic would take 3 cycles but really it took 2 and now my entire data path is wrong and somehow I missed it in simulation and now I’ve gotta rearchitect everything and running synthesis/P&R takes a goddamn century to run and this is like my 5th time programming my board and…

    peopleproblems,

    It’s been so long since I’ve touched RTL and the last time I used VHDL/Verilog was college.

    I probably could get back into it, but I’d only be qualified as an entry level, and I’m 10 years into software industry making a comfortable salary, I don’t know that I could take the pay cut due to other life shit.

    It doesn’t really matter what I’m doing, just being able to play pokemon all day with my son while I’m on PTO today makes it all worth it.

    Socsa,

    Computer engineering is precisely the crossover between EE and CS. In many places it is a program within the EE department.

    jaybone,

    Yeah circuit design was EE where I went to school. As a CS undergrad we had to take something called Computer Architecture where we learned about that stuff. But it was just one class, so pretty general coverage. Some CS grad stuff touches on it too (like networking.)

    Landmammals, in Twitter Moment

    Marvel studios has definitely cut ties with Ezra Miller

    acceptable_humor,

    One could even say, theoretically of course, that these ties you mentioned … Never existed

    skozzii,

    They should have reshot the movie, Flash is forever tainted, by that taint.

    0Xero0, (edited )
    @0Xero0@lemmy.world avatar

    yeah, The Flash could have earned more money if Marvel reshot it. /s

    Dasnap, in These body standards are out of hand
    @Dasnap@lemmy.world avatar

    ā€œMy arms are too long.ā€

    forrgott,

    ā€œI don’t know why, bit the arms are always hard.ā€

    MermaidsGarden,
    @MermaidsGarden@lemmy.world avatar

    Then I have a problem with the jawwwwwwww

    MyFairJulia,
    @MyFairJulia@lemmy.world avatar

    How many knees?

    Krauerking,

    How many knees am I supposed to have?

    KISSmyOS, (edited ) in Microchips
    ZeroCool,
    KISSmyOS,

    I think he’s more of a ā€œKraft Singlesā€ kinda guy.

    Dkarma,

    Yeah but the ones u get from a dollar store

    KISSmyOS,

    Fun fact: Kraft used to label the product as ā€œPasteurized Processed Cheese Foodā€ until the FDA slapped them with a warning cause they didn’t meat the quality requirements for that label.

    pufferfischerpulver,

    Er sieht auf jeden Fall wie ein ā€œkrƤftigerā€ Single aus…

    Iron_Lynx,

    Ik ga er niet om liegen, ik had niet gerekend op een Duitse reactie op de vorige opmerking xD

    KISSmyOS,

    Ich bin nicht überrascht von einem niederländischen Kommentar in einem Faden über Käse.

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    Big PARMA

    banneryear1868, in Anon does a little trolling

    It’s funnier how this didn’t happen but is funny to them to imagine it did

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