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BananaPeal, in Romantic gesture
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hactar42, in No nut November is finally over but...

I’ve failed 6 times today

Bloodwoodsrisen, in The best thing ever.
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Moral Orel is just one punch to the gut after another once you get to the later episodes

Fallofturkey,
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Yeah, was watching a lot of adult swim right after a divorce years ago, and there were episodes that just broke me down. What an unusual turn that show took.

Mercival, in Citrus Lingerie

Be careful, we might have some citrus-stealing whores in this community

youtu.be/d_V-BQ-FSlI?si=HmFsx4jnpv_4v7jA

GaimDS, in I don't know what I would to without you 💓
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It is Friday my dudes, let’s enjoy the weekend y’all!

gmtom, (edited ) in Also, it's over 2 1/2 hours long.

Youre the Duke of Wellington

You’ve been fighting Nepoleon for hours since the morning.

Your mish mash of coalition forces have been doing surprisingly well, but Nepolean has finally committed his veteran troops to push your center. You’re holding well but it’s only a matter of time before it collapses.

Then, thousands of troops begin to appear in the distance

The frech begin to cheer as they think its Grouchy who has returned to reinforce the main force.

But you know better.

One of your lieutenants puts down his viewing scope and says to you “Sir, it seems our friends have arrived. Shall I make preparations?”

You nod.

The lieutenant calmly walks over to the hi-fi system, inserts a cassette and hits play. Suddenly Swedish synth-pop starts blasting from your speakers and floods the battlefield 🎵 MY MY 🎵

A faint smile breaks across your face.

balderdash9, in The best thing ever.

adult swim is wild lol

blanketswithsmallpox, in Romantic gesture

Penneoli penneoli don’t lewd the Marioli.

dipshit, in No nut November is finally over but...

I can’t wait to poop this.

LemmyKnowsBest, in Jingle Bells, Batman sme...

This is what Joker wants to keep everyone distracted with because

Joker got away

pete_the_cat, in Safe to say peanuts into a US school too?

What does the title even mean?

SPRUNT,

OP is salty about the growing impact of peanut allergies.

TSG_Asmodeus, (edited )

Meme: Use this gun to sneak a snickers into a movie theatre.

Title: (you could also say) You could also sneak peanuts into a school. (EDIT: Sorry I misunderstood the confusing part. In some schools in the US you cannot bring in peanuts due to some people having an anaphylactic shock when around peanuts.)

Slow, in Shitpost expert

Shampoo

Mr_Blott,

Shampoop

LemmyKnowsBest, in this is a threat

Woof. At age 14 I was a wise elder with arthritis. Woof.

paddirn, in this is a threat

Does dead on the inside count?

Da_Boom, in No excuses
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The_Picard_Maneuver,
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Damn, I guess it’s only fair

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