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RGB3x3, in life hacks

Fuck, I’d never thought about showering in the shower. So much time wasted!

panic, in That’s why they put protein in shampoo

Sam in the Stardew Valley live action film adaptation?

0x4E4F, in That’s why they put protein in shampoo
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

I seriously doubt my barber knows who Freeza is.

Gandarf,
@Gandarf@startrek.website avatar

Then you need a new barber.

0x4E4F,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

I don’t have one to be honest 😂. Haven’t cut my hair in 🤔… oooh, probably 5 years or so.

DrPop,

You should get those split ends trimmed, but who am I to talk I haven’t gone in the same amount of time 😑

0x4E4F, (edited )
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

Yeah, I know 😔… been looking for a cheap one, cuz i really don’t care how it looks as long as I can tie a pony tail.

NewAgeOldPerson,

We need a hair reveal!

0x4E4F,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

Yep, and an active eyebleach comm.

stoy, in dont question the big orb

youtu.be/X35QcMC0xxI

littletranspunk, in Meow

I’d be giving the cat payment for taking my dick, not a trade to get it back

0x4E4F, in Eww
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

You just breathe through your mouth for the next 30 seconds and everything’s fine.

GBU_28,

The nose is designed to catch stuff out it the air. I’m not gonna free base shit particles. Also I’m not gonna walk around the grocery store breathing through my mouth like an animal

0x4E4F,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

But… we are animals.

Ilovethebomb,

Then you taste it instead.

Lionel,

Absolutely not

0x4E4F,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

It’s a solution to a problem you have no control over.

packetloss, in dont question the big orb
@packetloss@lemmy.world avatar

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/d4f809ea-9f78-4f29-8a0f-2924789e22d1.jpeg

dipshit, in Eww

Ah, yes. The colon section.

faceless, in Cock check
@faceless@lemmy.world avatar

😆

EfreetSK, in Italian province orders all dogs to be DNA tested in poo crackdown
@EfreetSK@lemmy.world avatar

Not The Onion?

PeriodicallyPedantic, in That’s why they put protein in shampoo

David Bowie and Billy Idol had a punk baby

nifty,
@nifty@lemmy.world avatar

I want that to be me!

Fudoshin, in Cock check
@Fudoshin@feddit.uk avatar

6.5" with a slight curve to the left.

PeriodicallyPedantic, in dont question the big orb

You’re telling me that when you look at the sun, the sun looks back?

You can see the eyes of the sun?!?!

gigachad, in I'm never lonely cuz i got these little guys with me :)

HOW DID YOU TAKE THAT PHOTO

LemmyKnowsBest,

Eyeballcam

betterdeadthanreddit, in That’s why they put protein in shampoo

The ol’ “Careless Electrician” hairstyle. Classic.

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