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flatpandisk, (edited ) in Eww

Worse try a body odor cloud, not fun

Edit: fix my crappy spelling, make sure my odor is in order

ObviouslyNotBanana,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

I hope the body is in order

flatpandisk,

:) fixed

inclementimmigrant, in Feel the bass

I could see Apple getting Chess grandmaster Hans Niemann to promote this.

mavu, in Feel the bass

Ok, serious question: Would this not have been more funny wirh the text: “AirPods. Now with subwoofer.”

0x4E4F, (edited )
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

Actually, the plug-in part makes it funnier… cuz it’s butt plug.

XEAL, (edited ) in Eww

You walked into your own fart, rookie mistake

ObviouslyNotBanana,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

No u

GBU_28,

Walks to desk, farts.

Sits down.

Wtf.

itsAsin, in Italian province orders all dogs to be DNA tested in poo crackdown
@itsAsin@lemmy.world avatar

when i encounter a dog turd on the sidewalk, i usually imagine force-feeding it to the nasty owner who left it there. it makes me super angry.

OhFudgeBars,

For my part, I’m thinking of carrying a bag full of signs that say “Shame!” that I can put next to the offending excrement. Both to shame whoever’s responsible, but also everyone else can watch their step.

GombeenSysadmin, in Eww

I once thought I had snuck a small one out at the supermarket. I realised it was evil and slid away. A family came up the stairs from the car park right into it. Amid wailing and bashing of teeth from the teenagers, I heard the dad say, “that’s a stink bomb, you can tell by the smell.”

One of the proudest moments of my life.

Surp, in Society beware
@Surp@lemmy.world avatar

I legit see people do this on Facebook all the time.

pifox, in Cock check

🗿

whodatdair, (edited ) in Italian province orders all dogs to be DNA tested in poo crackdown

A shitpost about shit, you are truly a person of distinction and class

datelmd5sum, in dont question the big orb

The sun is actually fake. All Illuminati lies.

BedSharkPal, (edited ) in That’s why they put protein in shampoo

But for real, that is just impressive.

ramble81,

That’s some real ATBGE stuff right there.

umbrella,
@umbrella@lemmy.ml avatar

what are you talking about this is great taste

Rincewindnz, in Let the triggering begin

These are an essential piece of beach/holiday gear to fix your jandals(flipflops or thongs in Australia)with.

Igloojoe, in Eww

It must be that spice aisle you’re smelling. Hehe

thecookingsenpai, in That’s why they put protein in shampoo
@thecookingsenpai@lemmy.world avatar

Damn cool look, Billy Idol!

BlueMagma, in dont question the big orb

In France (and probably other countries too) there is an actual real group of people advocating that we can get all our nutrients from the sun and don’t need to eat, they also claim they stare at the sun every day for hours. They make youtube video, and have lots of followers…

Of course they claim exactly what is said in this joke.

midget247,

That’s a Professor Scott Bugg fact! Stare at the sun for at least 3 minutes a day to fill up on water

TseseJuer,

sungazing and grounding are real

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