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dipshit, in Get to work, crackheads

let the intrusive thoughts win

son_named_bort, in life hacks

Make toast

Kolanaki, in dont question the big orb
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

pokes some holes in a thick piece of cardboard with a sewing needle

I’ll make direct eye contact with whatever I want.

victorz, in The perfect gentelman doesn't ex...

Absolutely insufferable. Both of them.

TheGoldenGod, in dont question the big orb
@TheGoldenGod@lemmy.world avatar

OP, be the hero we all need, stare directly at the sun and show it who’s the boss for us, the little people. Don’t blink and win that starring contest!

bucketofcandyfloss,

I’ll save everyone from the orb in the sky

THE_ANON,

Yeah OP we believe in you.

pantyhosewimp,

Seriously, in like fifth grade was the first time someone told me vehemently not to stare into the sun. Of course, before then, I never even considered the idea. So shortly after that I stared into the sun for long as I could tolerate. I saw spots for days after that.

merde, in Comment any opinion and I will disagree with it, no matter what.

mu無

yamanii, in Me IRL
@yamanii@lemmy.world avatar

Yes

NarrativeBear, in life hacks

Going through the car wash with the windows down is really the best way to hit these all at once.

Octopus1348,
@Octopus1348@lemy.lol avatar

You should also wash the laptop while checking emails (with Windows down)

NarrativeBear,

How else do you clean a laptop of its viruses?

Thermal_shocked,

Whiskey

NoSpiritAnimal, in Just Bill-t different
@NoSpiritAnimal@lemmy.world avatar

Accused/Convicted sex offender row on the bottom there

dudinax,

Bill Murray? Say it ain’t so.

Klear, (edited )

Bill Stickers is innocent!

THE_ANON, in well grounded

The guy who worked tirelessly to get promoted to that office .

zaphod, (edited ) in Me IRL
@zaphod@lemmy.ca avatar

Cuz I have restless leg syndrome and when it’s bad it won’t let me sleep otherwise (RLS is sometimes treated with a dopamine agonist).

Imgonnatrythis, in Eww

They really should call a fart code in aisle 3 and have someone clean that up fast. As Long as that sucker lingers there no one is buying anything in that aisle.

CaptainDongus, in Feel the bass

So, buttplug.io connected to a Bluetooth buttplug, using software that changes the strength output based on audio files.

You can do this right now. Become the future you want to see.

tdawg, in life hacks

You missed the part where you zone out and replay arguments you had years ago. But this time you’re smarter and always win

Thermal_shocked,

I don’t always win, but I learn from the mistakes. Like watching football play footage lol

sxan, in Just Bill-t different
@sxan@midwest.social avatar

My head canon is that this was many people, over time, not one person.

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