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bruhduh, in Me IRL
@bruhduh@lemmy.world avatar

You ain’t gotta call me out like that

FlyingSquid, in Just Bill-t different
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

My only question is who the fuck had so many Bill stickers laying around

Wait, most people don’t?

SnokenKeekaGuard,
@SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

I collect ben stickers instead

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Weirdo.

deegeese, in There's a backstory to this Costco sign. And I'd like to know what happened.

Costco? Says Tesco.

Mr_Blott,

American reading comprehension in a nutshell lol

deegeese,

So throwing cabbages would be British manners then?

Pumafred9, in There's a backstory to this Costco sign. And I'd like to know what happened.

That act is reserved for management only.

occhionaut, in If only there was a GOOD fish with a gun to save them!

Catfish? Nah

Gatfish

aard, in life hacks
@aard@kyu.de avatar

Make sure you use a long extension cord to a fuse without RCD for the hair dryer, though - otherwise the constant resetting of the breaker will eat up all your time savings.

steal_your_face, in There's a backstory to this Costco sign. And I'd like to know what happened.
@steal_your_face@lemmy.ml avatar

My cabbages!

jol, in life hacks

This post is dumb. Have you never seen those showers with a dozen different heads? This is super old news…

minticecream, in dont question the big orb

I mean, you can make eye contact with it if you want.

phorq,

Being stabbed in the eyes by solar rays just sounds badass.

runswithjedi,

It’s a tattoo for your retina!

MeatPilot,
@MeatPilot@lemmy.world avatar

“Stabbed in the Eyes by Solar Rays”

Sounds like a good indie band name.

EmoDuck,

No, the government will beam harmful rays into your eyes that make them hurt and force you to look away. Wake up, sheeple

DragonTypeWyvern,

All free thinkers challenge the Sky Orb.

What, you’re going to let the guvment tell you what to do?

TseseJuer,

guberment

usualsuspect191, (edited ) in Even Oedipus feels uncomfortable rn

If you were born naturally, yours and your mom’s genitals have been in contact equivalent to one pump

xpinchx,

Fuck you man lmao

MissJinx,
@MissJinx@lemmy.world avatar

tbf your face has been in your moms vagina, so you have eaten pussy at least once

altima_neo, (edited ) in There's a backstory to this Costco sign. And I'd like to know what happened.
@altima_neo@lemmy.zip avatar

The backstory is that’s a Tesco and not a Costco

highenergyphysics, in There's a backstory to this Costco sign. And I'd like to know what happened.

Why are you pulling this Reddit bullshit of making obvious title errors to drive engagement?

what the fuck is wrong with you?

Hjalamanger, in dont question the big orb
@Hjalamanger@feddit.nu avatar

At least it leaves us alone during the night /(**)_

kemsat, in dont question the big orb

You’re allowed to, but you’ve been warned not to if you enjoy sight.

ekky, (edited )

Sight is just the price we pay for the eldritch knowledge* staring at the sun gives us.

  • Should not have stared at the sun.
Sylvartas,

(you need to escape the asterisk with a “\” in front of it if you don’t want it to be formatted into a bullet point since it’s at the beginning of a new line)

ekky,

Right, thank you for the heads-up. :)

key, in dont question the big orb
@key@lemmy.keychat.org avatar

You don’t know me, I yell and argue with that shiny SoB every day!

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