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HawlSera, in THE DAY HATH COME

Okay, we all need to prepare for the day that he escapes from hell. You know what’s going to happen, it’s been foretold. We need to get one of those books from Myst

bdonvr, in Build him a dungeon?

Can we not photoshop sexual paraphernalia onto children thx

Confused_Emus,

It’s a meme made from a stock photo. Don’t take the high horse’s dick so deep, Mr. Hands.

Saltblue,

This is a high quality insult and I’m going to steal it.

hactar42, in No nut November is finally over but...

I’ve failed 6 times today

200ok, in Facebook Marketplace - because you can't get this at Wal-Mart

The state of the economy in Ontario.

AgentGrimstone, in I had to try it to believe it

Whoaaaaaaa

Bloodwoodsrisen, in The best thing ever.
@Bloodwoodsrisen@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Moral Orel is just one punch to the gut after another once you get to the later episodes

Fallofturkey,
@Fallofturkey@lemmy.world avatar

Yeah, was watching a lot of adult swim right after a divorce years ago, and there were episodes that just broke me down. What an unusual turn that show took.

oldbaldgrumpy, in Mouth

She acts like thats the first cock that’s been in there…

rosymind,

Ok, but that’s a chick to be fair

oldbaldgrumpy,

Good point, allow me to correct my statement.

She acts like that’s the first chick she’s ever eaten.

rosymind,

Much more accurate

Ryan213, in Facebook Marketplace - because you can't get this at Wal-Mart
@Ryan213@lemmy.world avatar

Does it come with a stripper??

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

It comes with paint stripper…

jubilationtcornpone,

Probably not the kind you’re going to want to see.

eager_eagle,
@eager_eagle@lemmy.world avatar

But the kind you want to drive around for everyone to see it

OutlierBlue, in Facebook Marketplace - because you can't get this at Wal-Mart

Now that’s a pole for a Festivus parade.

200ok,

😂 Is this the grand finale float?

too_high_for_this,

NO. Festivus poles are aluminum. Very high strength-to-weight ratio.

RIP_Cheems, in The best thing ever.
@RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/c9cb2974-588c-41a5-8a31-0174d895f0a8.jpeg

Mercival, in Citrus Lingerie

Be careful, we might have some citrus-stealing whores in this community

youtu.be/d_V-BQ-FSlI?si=HmFsx4jnpv_4v7jA

RIP_Cheems, in Build him a dungeon?
@RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

Ok, I’ve actually figured out how to punish a masochist. The trick is to ignore them. They like pain and humiliation, so just deny them both.

blahsay,

I think I remember hearing that being locked away and ignored gets them too 🤔

dauerstaender,

So spanking it is.

RIP_Cheems,
@RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

No, they like that.

Johanno,

So do I like speaking them

MightyGalhupo,

As a sadist I see this as a win-win.

Kolanaki,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

Like pain and humiliation? Prepare for hugs and words of affirmation.

shneancy,

… sorry to tell you but some people are into that as well

MargotRobbie, in Brave truth teller.
@MargotRobbie@lemmy.world avatar

“This is a real quote, because nobody would ever pretend to be a famous person just to lie on the Internet.” - Margot Robbie, Internet forum moderator and occasional actress

Noodle07,

The ressemblance with the actress is striking

MargotRobbie,
@MargotRobbie@lemmy.world avatar

I did have a movie out this year and may have promoted it just a little bit here.

Ookami38,

Wait you mean academy award winning actress Margot Robbie? She has some good quotes.

MargotRobbie,
@MargotRobbie@lemmy.world avatar

But see, I finally got you to say it. 😁

Also, Academy Award Nominated, and hopefully finally winning it on the next one for Barbie.

Ookami38, (edited )

Ah fair fair. I am not a movie person, and less an awards person, I just remember seeing you post that all over lol. Good luck!

Default_Defect,
@Default_Defect@midwest.social avatar

If saw definitive proof that the person behind this account was anyone other than Margot Robbie, no I didn’t,

MargotRobbie, in I had to try it to believe it
@MargotRobbie@lemmy.world avatar

But it will be… in four years!

Spood_Beest, in According to the site "What does the internet think?" when asked about Elon Musk - The internet is very positive about 'Elon Musk'. And that's why you shouldn't believe everything you read online.

It also says it’s 100% indifferent on Henry Kissinger, only one hit positive and one hit negative. Doesn’t seem very accurate to me.

ryannathans,

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