OutlierBlue

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OutlierBlue,

I use an old platter on my desk as a coaster.

OutlierBlue, (edited )

Yeah, but how many washing machines big was the crater?

Referencehttps://lemmy.ca/pictrs/image/6a239447-06c1-4d69-a0c5-658bfe2bc11e.webp

OutlierBlue,

You still shouldn’t throw Tesco cabbages at Costco staff.

OutlierBlue,

That thing’s not a chicken! It’s a chonkin

OutlierBlue,

H2O molecules can be in several different states at 0°C. The first picture depicts ice at 0°C, but you can also have water and water vapour at 0°C too.

OutlierBlue,

Agreed that vapour doesn’t really play in to this, but I knew if I didn’t mention it someone would come in and ‘correct’ me. So I included it, and someone still came in and ‘corrected’ me.

My main point, that I didn’t make very well, is that I wanted to ‘correct’ the meme that both ice and liquid water can be at 0°C.

Technically correct is the best kind of correct.

OutlierBlue,

“What? You told me not to sit on the keyboard

OutlierBlue, (edited )

It makes me cum litres.

Do you keep it? There are so many options these days. Jars, boxes, whatever.

OutlierBlue,

I’ve never had my dick touch the water, but I have had it hit the cold porcelain. That was a surprise.

OutlierBlue,

You can already shoot FOOD from them! That’s pretty damn impressive.

But yeah, lasers would be cool.

OutlierBlue,

Nonsense. It’s all a hoax by Big Weiner! Don’t let them cram it down your throat.

OutlierBlue,

Apparently there’s a Mount Olympus in Washington. Still quite a distance, but at least they avoid the commute over the Atlantic.

OutlierBlue,

Yeah, you’d have to explain it over and over again.

New liver, same eagles.

OutlierBlue, (edited )

real kangaroo pocket
zipper at the top

I don’t think real kangaroo pouches have a zipper. They lack an opposable digit to grab the zipper pull. Real kangaroos use snaps.

OutlierBlue,

Hallelujah for our evidence-based belief in Jesus lizards.

OutlierBlue,

Nothing is better than having you around.

I get what you’re saying here, but it strikes me as funny that this sentence could also be read to mean that having nothing around is better than having you there.

OutlierBlue,

That’s when you clarify that you like some cows. They can be sweet, dumb animals.

OutlierBlue,

English already has a plural pronoun: “you”. It’s the singular that we’ve lost: “thou”.

OutlierBlue,

He lost a lot of weight and all it took was daily malicious bullying?! How inspirational.

OutlierBlue,

I wouldn’t do anything. It’s already a stable situation.

OutlierBlue,

Some people are just old enough to remember using mix tapes.

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