OutlierBlue

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OutlierBlue,

You can already shoot FOOD from them! That’s pretty damn impressive.

But yeah, lasers would be cool.

OutlierBlue,

I’ve never had my dick touch the water, but I have had it hit the cold porcelain. That was a surprise.

OutlierBlue,

I use an old platter on my desk as a coaster.

OutlierBlue, (edited )

It makes me cum litres.

Do you keep it? There are so many options these days. Jars, boxes, whatever.

OutlierBlue,

He lost a lot of weight and all it took was daily malicious bullying?! How inspirational.

OutlierBlue,

Nothing is better than having you around.

I get what you’re saying here, but it strikes me as funny that this sentence could also be read to mean that having nothing around is better than having you there.

OutlierBlue,

Some people are just old enough to remember using mix tapes.

OutlierBlue,

That’s when you clarify that you like some cows. They can be sweet, dumb animals.

OutlierBlue,

English already has a plural pronoun: “you”. It’s the singular that we’ve lost: “thou”.

OutlierBlue, (edited )

real kangaroo pocket
zipper at the top

I don’t think real kangaroo pouches have a zipper. They lack an opposable digit to grab the zipper pull. Real kangaroos use snaps.

OutlierBlue, (edited )

Yeah, but how many washing machines big was the crater?

Referencehttps://lemmy.ca/pictrs/image/6a239447-06c1-4d69-a0c5-658bfe2bc11e.webp

OutlierBlue,

Nonsense. It’s all a hoax by Big Weiner! Don’t let them cram it down your throat.

OutlierBlue,

I wouldn’t do anything. It’s already a stable situation.

OutlierBlue,

Agreed that vapour doesn’t really play in to this, but I knew if I didn’t mention it someone would come in and ‘correct’ me. So I included it, and someone still came in and ‘corrected’ me.

My main point, that I didn’t make very well, is that I wanted to ‘correct’ the meme that both ice and liquid water can be at 0°C.

Technically correct is the best kind of correct.

OutlierBlue,

H2O molecules can be in several different states at 0°C. The first picture depicts ice at 0°C, but you can also have water and water vapour at 0°C too.

OutlierBlue,

You still shouldn’t throw Tesco cabbages at Costco staff.

OutlierBlue,

Yeah, you’d have to explain it over and over again.

New liver, same eagles.

OutlierBlue,

Apparently there’s a Mount Olympus in Washington. Still quite a distance, but at least they avoid the commute over the Atlantic.

OutlierBlue,

That thing’s not a chicken! It’s a chonkin

OutlierBlue,

“What? You told me not to sit on the keyboard

OutlierBlue,

Hallelujah for our evidence-based belief in Jesus lizards.

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