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CaptainEffort, (edited ) in The best thing ever.

I hope you die

I hope we both die

F_Haxhausen,
@F_Haxhausen@lemmy.world avatar

=-)

This won’t last forever.

AshMan85,

If I could be so lucky

FinishingDutch, in Kids are brutal
@FinishingDutch@lemmy.world avatar

Well, my mom once managed to burn taco shells to the point where we had to air out the house. It’s been 20 years and we still joke about it :D

Maeve, in Pls

Probably the sword of truth that cuts both ways, just not always simultaneously.

Vespair, in Mouth

You’re supposed to wear a veil to hide your shame from God before you eat ortolan bunting, geez

AgentGrimstone, in THE DAY HATH COME

Who’s the guy on the left that looks like Asian Elon?

BigBananaDealer,
@BigBananaDealer@lemm.ee avatar

i have no clue what pol pot looks like but im going to guess pol pot

AgentGrimstone,

You got it. According to Google images, I’m not the first to make the resemblance.

0x4E4F, in Pls

Can I be the fairy ☺️?

balderdash9, in The best thing ever.

adult swim is wild lol

0x4E4F, in Build him a dungeon?

Gimp developers be like 👆👆👆.

ViscloReader,

?

TootSweet,

“Gimp”, aside from being an open source image editor is also a term used in BDSM fetish communities. I think the joke is basically that the developers who work on the image editor must also be into BDSM.

lugal,

Is it pronounced gimp or jimp?

bingbong,

It’s pronounced like gif but with “mp” instead of “f”

Robmart,

It’s gjimp

captainlezbian,

G as in gnu

user224, (edited )
@user224@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

GIMP
GNU Image Manipulation Program
GNU’s Not UNIX Image Manipulation Program (X = “CS”)
GNU’s Not UNICS Image Manipulation Program
GNU’s Not UNiplexed Information Computing System Image Manipulation Program
GNU’s Not UNIX is Not UNiplexed Information Computing System Image Manipulation Program
GNU’s Not UNiplexed Information Computing System is Not UNiplexed Information Computing System Image Manipulation Program

Oh no.

rorsche,

GTK:

GIMP ToolKit

GNU’s Not UNiplexed Information Computing System is Not UNiplexed Information Computing System Image Manipulation Program ToolKit

troglodytis,

The world may never know

lseif,

i swear guys 3.0 is just around the corner for real this time

0x4E4F,

You can slap me if I’m wrong… preferably on the butt.

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot,

Gotta keep us on the edge.

lseif,

THE GIMP IS EDGING US??!!!? 😳😳😳😳

xia, in I don't know how to title this

Live stream.

billwashere,

Thanks. I just shot coke out my nose.

gedaliyah, in You can do it!
@gedaliyah@lemmy.world avatar

That’s not true, there’s also my lack of ability to be born to rich parents

registrert,
@registrert@lemmy.sambands.net avatar

My biggest failure is I never got a small loan of 100 million dollar from my father.

Lucidlethargy,

Did you at least get your million dollar loan?

undeffeined, in I don't know how to title this

If Monday was a picture.

toynbee, in Romantic gesture

What was the expected surprise?

tias,

Possibly a box of chocolates or a piece of jewelry

TheWoozy,

An expected surprise? No such thing.

HonoraryMancunian, in Mouth

Honestly I’m finding this mesmerising lol

blanketswithsmallpox, in Romantic gesture

Penneoli penneoli don’t lewd the Marioli.

ALostInquirer, in Pls

but what do if u the professional? 😨

Kase,

Then it’s just regular hide and seek

FirstWizardZorander,

But doctor, I Am Pagliacci

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