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hikikoma, in local hunger games construction almost complete

So this is why all the third places have dissappeared, greed? Man, fuck this dystopia.

AutistoMephisto,
@AutistoMephisto@lemmy.world avatar

Exactly. Parents tell their kids to go play outside, without looking at the “outside” they’ve created.

Mammothmothman, in Also, the doors actually open.

Them westpoint boys at it again.

rwhitisissle,

Most if not all of the actual military leadership of the Confederacy also attended West Point.

SadSadSatellite, in The four houses dads belong to.

House DeWalt: The Builders

House Ryobi: The Slapjobs

House Milwaukee: The wishes they were house DeWalt

House Makita: Quality prevails regardless of how little I use my tools.

Unmentioned:

House Bosch: House Makita but doesn’t like Asians

House Metabo: House Milwaukee but green

House Rigid: wow these are fuckin cheap

House Worx: Tools take a backseat to Yardwork

House Metabo HPT: My wife says they’re great

Ilovethebomb,

Rigid are mostly Milwaukee tools but cheaper.

CosmicTurtle,

Ngl, I absolutely love rigid. Most have lifetime guarantees, even on batteries.

Never had to exercise them fortunately.

HurlingDurling,
@HurlingDurling@lemmy.world avatar

You forgot house Black & Decker

JPJones,

DeWalt is owned by Stanley Black&Decker

altima_neo, (edited )
@altima_neo@lemmy.zip avatar

Nah Makita is trash, unless you’re talking LXT, which is 36 volt. Most of the Milwaukee stuff comes out on top on the torque test channel on YouTube.

But also don’t forget House Skil: Issue

TheControlled,

Milwaukee is better than DeWalt in literally every category. Come at me.

Cort,

Except battery life in my experience.

TranscendentalEmpire,

Yeap, switched from Milwaukee from DeWalt recently. The tool quality is pretty much the same, but the Milwaukee battery and chargers are a lot nicer.

ThirdWorldOrder,

I’ve used dewalt professionally for many years. My buddies who use Milwaukee are always borrowing my stuff. I’ll leave it at that.

SadSadSatellite,

My construction companion runs Milwaukee. As I stated in a different comment, he’s had several drills and batteries blow in about three years. This isn’t to say they’re not a great brand, but that’s too many lemons for the premium they charge for my taste. seems like their biggest downfall is the plastic shells they use, especially on batteries. Those little power check buttons break right quick, and the rubber over moulding doesn’t deal with grease well.

I run Metabo HPT, and I abuse the hell out of them. Drilling inch holes 12" deep in concrete for garage anchors, running all the batteries in sub zero and 100+ temps, notching studs until the multi tool is too hot to hold. Never had a failure in 6 years. Even my original batteries still work as well as the new. A slick bonus I found out being a compulsive tinkerer, the batteries that they sell as 18v 3ah are actually 24v 5ah. I always wondered why they lasted so long before I ripped a few apart. Samsung cells as well.

ChickenLadyLovesLife,

I was browsing the tool section at a Home Depot once a couple of years ago when a very attractive young woman came up to me and started asking me about my project. I’m not so dense that I thought she was hitting on me, but I couldn’t figure out her angle and I thought maybe she was a prostitute or something. Turns out she was a Milwaukee sales rep and she was trying to encourage people (men, rather) to buy some Milwaukee cordless tools.

NielsBohron,
@NielsBohron@lemmy.world avatar

So, technically not a prostitute.

rekabis,

Only if you go for the strict definition.

Any exchange of labour for money under an indentured system where you are under constant violent threat of homelessness, destitution, starvation, and even death if you don’t work, is a certain type of prostitution born of desperation.

TL;DR: most of us whose paycheques are signed by someone else are labour prostitutes.

NielsBohron,
@NielsBohron@lemmy.world avatar

I can’t say I disagree with any of that.

Ilovethebomb,

This is today’s Lemmy Moment Of The Day.

Ilovethebomb,

I’ve got AEG, which is basically yellow Milwaukee anyway.

clockwork_octopus,

While I agree with you on most accounts, Milwaukee drills have cheap switches on them, they’re usually the first to hang to go. The chucks seem kinda cheap too, but honestly that’s not enough for me to switch teams, I’m married to Milwaukee, and the divorce would just be too damn expensive at this point.

MilitantAtheist, (edited )

House Festool: Expensive, but I shift the cost to my clients.

Also, pretty systainers for storage and German ordnung.

JaymesRS, (edited )

House Bauer/Atlas/Hercules/Warrior: Life is transient, why does your tool or battery need to last longer than the job?

ouRKaoS,

House Harbor Freight: Safety squints aren’t enough danger

SadSadSatellite,

That’s not a house it’s a harbor

CoachDom, (edited ) in Yes
@CoachDom@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Correct answer is sitting.

Three scenarios:

No legs folded - standing

Rear legs folded - sitting

All legs folded - laying down

MrShankles,

What about a “sploot”?

No legs folded, or just front legs folded while laying on belly

Maalus,

False. It could be laying down on the sofa with front legs not folded, it wouldn’t count as sitting

CoachDom,
@CoachDom@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Objection.

It would just be SITTING on said sofa

You are not laying on the sofa unless you are vertical. If you are ON the sofa in the chair position thats sitting too.

Maalus,

According to that logic, this cat is standing on the sofa. I have seen my cat laying down with his front paws over the end, straight down, with his back legs folded. He isn’t sitting.

images.app.goo.gl/kEMPacxfg3AS1Pjb8

CoachDom,
@CoachDom@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

As fine_sandy_bottom mention

Folded is the wrong word. Not load bearing signs be better.

Maalus,

Which means that a cat “loafing” is still standing up instead of laying down

CoachDom,
@CoachDom@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

The opposite - while “'loafing” as you refer to this posture, a cat is not puting any load on any of its limbs ergo its laying down

Maalus,

Emm no? It’s literally standing on all of his legs, just hiding them. Almost like doing a pushup and being on the bottom. It’s still laying / sitting, yet it puts the load on the legs.

moistclump,

These exchanges are why I come to the internet.

fine_sandy_bottom,

Folded is the wrong word. Not load bearing signs be better.

EdibleFriend, in Large. Because they Just Can't Get Enough.
@EdibleFriend@lemmy.world avatar

You know god damn well she’s not gonna order a Jesus at all and just nibble at yours.

HootinNHollerin, (edited )

I recall seeing an item on a menu once that said something like “girlfriend’s not hungry: an extra long fork, $0.00” or “the freeloader: extra long fork, $0.00”

EdibleFriend,
@EdibleFriend@lemmy.world avatar

ive seen one like that added a bit more fries lol

Son_of_dad, in *Sniff*

I love detergent ads, love em. Please send me the links to find this one, I wanna watch it right now!

utrinity,

I don’t know this video but the actress in the uhh detergent ad is Krissy Lynn🫡

shadearg, (edited )
@shadearg@lemmy.world avatar

[redacted]

TheRealLinga, in They're not presents, they're ...

That kid looks so dumbfounded! The shock of getting a PS5 (I think that’s a PS5?) vs. the shock of touching a pile of shit was too much for her brain to handle

Alsephina, in The lamest countries

North Korea? Really?

The country that had fucking 20% of its population slaughtered by the US in just 3 years after Korea was split in two against their will after WW2?

Arelin,

Leave it to westerners to be completely ignorant of history lol

This ‘meme’ is disgusting.

MindSkipperBro12,

They shouldn’t have started a war that they couldn’t win.

TheSanSabaSongbird,

You’re the one trotting out a simplistic black and white vision as if anything about any part of history is or can ever be explained in such terms. History is always much more complicated than our ideological biases would like.

TheSanSabaSongbird,

There’s zero context in your comment. It’s just as biased as the meme is. You’re blithely glossing over the much larger historical context of WW2 and why the US was there in the first place, and you’re eliding the rather obvious fact that a sizable majority of Koreans were opposed to the attempted communist takeover in the first place.

The salient fact about the 2nd half of the 20th century, that is routinely ignored by Lemmy’s tankies, is that the men guiding US foreign policy had survived the largest war in human history and were absolutely and legitimately terrified that there would be another even worse war in the very near future if they didn’t do everything they could to prevent the kind of runaway imperialism seen in Nazi Germany and Imperial Japan.

Furthermore, these men knew for a fact --as even Lemmy’s tankies will admit-- that communism by design and by doctrine can only come to its final stage in a globally hegemonic system. If you honestly believed, as they clearly did, that fighting a war in Korea --which after all had been liberated from Imperial Japan by the US-- was part of a much larger strategy to contain communism and thereby prevent a 3rd world war, you would feel yourself morally obliged to do it.

We can argue about whether or not they were correct in their beliefs, but we can’t simply condemn them as evil imperialists. That’s just stupid reductionist bullshit. Reality is always much more complicated than simple black and white “my team good, your team bad.”

MindSkipperBro12,

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  • Alsephina,

    Least genocidal westerner

    MindSkipperBro12, (edited )

    Not only that: An American.

    We’re well practiced in genociding and good at truly succeeding. Silly.

    crsu, in Must be a pissing contest in there

    VIPees only

    MacNCheezus,
    @MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

    Cool it with the toilet humor. This is a respectable shitposting community.

    hungryphrog, in German Art

    Austrian!

    norgur,
    @norgur@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

    My theory: OP is Austrian. Notice how they go out of their way to claim Beethoven was Austrian and Hitler was German.

    Notsosuperfloh,

    beethoven was a german. and hitler was a german with austrian migration background, because he had german citizenship, which makes him a german.

    test113,

    Yeah, but wasn’t all the art stuff in austria pre-migration? So I would say he is a failed austrian painter turned german dictator?

    Notsosuperfloh, (edited )

    he also strived for a political career in austria, but failed. The germans accepted him

    edit: also he didn’t fail as a painter. he just failed to get accepted in a painting school, because he had no graduation. he then decided to stop painting.

    norgur,
    @norgur@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

    Spotted the Austrian

    Notsosuperfloh,

    best country in the world. /s

    norgur,
    @norgur@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

    That’s Australia, mate! You got the two confused!

    adam_y, in A long and distinguished family
    @adam_y@lemmy.world avatar

    You’ve missed off the sausage roll, you absolute savage.

    casmael,

    Fig roll as well tbh

    adam_y,
    @adam_y@lemmy.world avatar

    Damn, you’re good.

    kemsat,

    That sounds like the real vegetarian option

    cashews_best_nut,

    Looks American. It’s also got the American blanketed pigs and corn dogs.

    This picture annoys me because I expected some classic beige foods like a sausage roll, pork pie or scotch egg after the Wellington.

    Instead we get these abortions.

    BirdyBoogleBop, (edited )

    Toad in the hole! Where is toad in the hole? Its whatever that pigs in a blanket thing is supposed to be, thats a pigs in duvets anyway.

    ericisshort,

    Can confirm corn dogs and pigs in a blanket are NOT abortions, as evidenced by the fact that they are legal in US states where abortions are not.

    Snoozemumrik,

    Eyooo

    thefartographer,

    instead we get these abortions.

    We Americans can’t even get abortions to save our lives. Literally.

    Pregnenolone, in Northern star gang

    I haven’t touched the compass app in two years but knowing me I’d open it by accident during the two days

    M137,
    @M137@lemmy.world avatar

    Haven’t even thought about it being a thing since the iPhone 5. And I’m pretty sure it hasn’t been a standard app for years now.

    KSPAtlas,
    @KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz avatar

    If youre on android go and disable it

    Jimmycrackcrack, in Yummy Mummy

    The fun thing about October is that whenever the date is written for the first 10 days it looks like a score.

    SpaceNoodle,

    10/1

    10/2

    10/3

    I don’t get it

    reev,

    I’d give this comment a 4/10.

    Jimmycrackcrack,

    I judge this… 4th of October

    odium, (edited )

    dd/mm/yyyy is the second best date system

    SeekPie,

    What would be the best then?

    odium, (edited )

    yyyy-MM-dd

    Stovetop,

    YYYY MM DD

    IWantToFuckSpez,

    Unix Time

    ignotum,

    Let’s meet up, how about 1703530800 'o clock?

    Rolando,

    And not one second later!

    ignotum,

    Not 1703530801, not 1703530799, we meet at exactly 1703530800!

    incogtino,
    Landless2029,
    funkless_eck,

    This, the twenty-fifth day of the XIIth month, heretofore known as December, in the year of our Lord: Two Thousand and Twenty Three.

    solidsnake2085,
    @solidsnake2085@lemmy.world avatar

    25/DEC/2023

    prole, (edited )

    I think mm/dd/yyyy is better than dd/mm/yyyy, because you can sort by the first number and the dates will be in chronological order (though I agree with the below comment that YYYY MM DD is the best).

    baatliwala,

    Does look like cricket scores tbh

    textik, in Merry christmas you weirdos

    Biblically accurate hotdog

    ObviouslyNotBanana,
    @ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar
    Kusimulkku,

    Yanks calling the sausage or wiener “hotdog” never ceases to make me laugh

    HiddenLayer5, in And I will die on this hill.
    @HiddenLayer5@lemmy.ml avatar

    Fuck it I’ll die on the same hill with you.

    Supervisor194,
    @Supervisor194@lemmy.world avatar

    I’m a simple man. I see Weird Al, I upvote.

    playereightyone,
    @playereightyone@lemmy.world avatar

    The hill is going to be a hill of bodies.

    carnimoss,
    A_Random_Idiot,

    You shall have my axe

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