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Slow, in It would be romantic

What kind of pessimism guys?

UNWILLING_PARTICIPANT, in Survive the zombie apocalypse

Is the German Shepard a rescue? Anyway that and the camcorder. I’m making cute dog videos

_TheThunderWolf_,

Username checks out

FlyingSquid, in It would be romantic
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You’re mentioned in my file and I’m mentioned in your file!

FrankTheHealer, in Survive the zombie apocalypse

Water purifier: you need water to live. Otherwise you’ll die in 3 days.

Jeep: While not the most reliable, they can go off-road and can also be a source of shelter in lieu of a house or tent.

AK: Extremely reliable and easy to service. 7.62 ammo can be harder to come by depending on where you live, but regardless, the AK is a solid weapon.

Fire Axe: Good for chopping down trees, cracking heads or breaking down doors. The practicality is what makes it the better option

GR4VY,

Going with all but the water purifier. Fresh water is too easy to come by where I live. We have pristine wild rivers here, and it rains a lot. I’d be living in the forest anyway if this happened.

So I’m going with AK, Jeep, body armor, and Axe.

phoneymouse,

I chose the same top 3. Torn on the 4th between fire ax, first aid, or flash light.

FilthyHookerSpit, (edited )

I chose similarly but changed somethings for longevity.

I subbed out the jeep for body armor. The jeep will run out of gas eventually, who knows how long the apocalypse will last for. Body armor will be last near indefinitely. Also would swap out the ak for a machete. Ammo will probably be hoarded by others so will be a difficult find.

Fire axe is a great utility tool, once it becomes dull, it’ll be a good blunt weapon. Machete will not be as good but if you learn how to sharpen or find a whetstone, they’ll last you as long as you need.

bam13302, (edited )

Most body armor is good for 1 strike. Kevlar thread break, ceramic breaks, and you really don’t want to use dented armor, best case it’s a weak point, worst case is pushing in your chest cavity preventing you from breathing. Any body armor that is remotely mobile is effectively one time use. Now admitted (normally) used body armor can still provide some protection and can be better than nothing (except in situations where the damage impacts you, ie the plate metal being dented and pushing into your chest). And some can be repaired or replaced with the right materials and tools, but those are heavy, and take space

sbv, (edited ) in It would be romantic

maybe we’ll be renditioned to the same black site

I_Has_A_Hat, in Survive the zombie apocalypse

Why is a bike not on this list? Fuck a vehicle that needs gas, give me some pedal powe.

Chee_Koala,

plot twist, the jeep is electric and there is a spinner-bike in the back you can use to charge it with. Only four short days of pedaling will get you 100 miles!

dirtydan,

Never understood that about the walking dead. Gasoline stops being vital after 3-6 months, so years into the apocalypse and everyone’s driving cars, and Daryl has that sweet frankenbike. What are those things running on?

AstridWipenaugh,

Gas is no longer in prime condition after 3-6 months, but is still combustible for at least a year or two. Old gas will damage your engine over time though. Most of the degradation is due to oxidization, so if the gas were in sealed cans, maybe it could last longer.

But yeah, 5+ years in and most gas is unlikely to work in an engine. You’d have to be making some kind of bio-ethanol at that point.

Pharmacokinetics, in Survive the zombie apocalypse
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Flashlight, machete, first aid, water purifier.

Vehicles require fuel, and weapons require ammo. I dont know why I’d need a gas mask either.

Litany,
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I think it depends on the nature of the plague, is the zombie contagion airborne to some extent? If yes, I think I’d take the gas mask over the first aid kit.

AstridWipenaugh,

If the zombie plague is airborne, fuck it. Give me a barrel of bourbon and and a couple pounds of weed. That’s guaranteed to last me the rest of my life.

UndercoverUlrikHD, (edited )
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Could be a the Last of Us (the game) scenario where plague is airborne locally where the air is stale.

samus12345,
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Was it different in the show?

UndercoverUlrikHD, (edited )
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It’s not airborne. It’s was spread through ingesting infested flour or something like that.

samus12345,
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Oh, that’s pretty different! I didn’t see enough episodes to get to that, I guess.

UndercoverUlrikHD, (edited )
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Didn’t enjoy the show?

The thing about how it spreads is “revealed” during episode 1 though. But you got to pay close attention to the details.

samus12345,
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Oh, then I wasn’t paying close enough attention! I just kinda stopped watching it. I didn’t think it was bad or anything.

Saltycracker, in Imagine that you are driving a car and see this.

Dog has skills

Viking_Hippie, (edited ) in It's a lot of fun!

Hmm, I’m not completely convinced that this is a genuine Malala quote… Let’s see what Honest Abe has to say about it https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/8fc4f392-3fd6-48b0-b39f-14a760b677bc.jpeg

FlyingSquid, in It's a lot of fun!
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“Nothing means more to me than my children. Except making sure I get that promotion.”

finkrat, in I had to try it to believe it

But what if your age was a division by 0

WeLoveCastingSpellz, (edited ) in Microchips

gobbling down billionaire cum much?

pm_me_your_thoughts, in Microchips

Lmao this post rustled up some hate feathers

Slow, in What's 1 more after 3?

The mug looks cool, but it’s probably very heavy.

FlyingSquid,
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Heavy mugs are harder to tip over. I prefer them.

This is my mug of choice. I had a wonderful black one, but they don’t make them anymore. Now I have a white one which I don’t like as much. They make other colors, but they run out constantly, so you pretty much have to be lucky they have anything in stock.

The only black ones I ever see on eBay have logos and shit on them and I don’t want that.

psycho_driver, in Snow!

Here you catch a rare glimpse of the untamed auto-mobile in it’s natural habitat. When given the chance to romp around and play with each other in a snowy outdoor environment, few can resist the urge despite their handler’s protestations. Be warned, such frolicking can be very rough and tumble!

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