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HeyThisIsntTheYMCA, in Survive the zombie apocalypse
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How many goodboyes can I pick?

AnAngryAlpaca, (edited ) in Survive the zombie apocalypse

Zombie outbreak and owning a jeep? Now you got two problems!

hakunawazo, (edited )

And both problems are connected to the jeep?

Evotech, (edited ) in Survive the zombie apocalypse

Fire axe, shotgun, tent, flashlight

I think a fire axe would be great to enter places and chop firewood. Shotgun just in case. If it has a couple of rounds as a deterrent. Tent to sleep in obviously. Flashlight cus dark

lseif, in That's Racist!

its not racist. doesnt matter the race, i dont want people standing near me

incompetentboob,

Stare them down and tell them you don’t want to be around people because they are inferior to you.

Ab_intra,
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No. You ask them politely to go away…

andrew_bidlaw,
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and show them your belt of explosives to assist your persuasion skills.

Sabre363, in Unionize even harder

Poor little baby Elon, he sure is getting picked on a lot lately.

don, in Too Damn High...

So fuckin high you may as well be in another multiverse

AlligatorBlizzard, in Hmmm...

It’s real girl scout!

Rinox, in Hmmm...

So, this is what they meant as “kid’s menu”

Sabre363, in What's 1 more after 3?

Ok Mr Police man

Garbanzo, in That's Racist!

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    Fabrik872, in Survive the zombie apocalypse

    So many questions like is the bullets in the gun and gasoline in jeep and batteries in flashlight? Also if yes are there any sources for more consumables?

    Evotech,

    I mean it’s irl so whatever you think you can get

    CryptidBestiary, in Unionize even harder

    i jUst DoN’T LIkE aNytHinG wHIcH CreATs KInd of A lorDs aNd pEAsaNts SoRt oF tHinG

    solariplex,

    Someone should nugde his shoulder, stare into his eyes, and whisper “you have more wealth than 3 billion people combined”

    SlopppyEngineer,

    The guy is channeling Galadriel: “All shall love me and despair!”

    independantiste, in Snow!
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    I feel so lucky to live in a place where winter tires are mandatory for the winter

    MrShankles,

    Where I live, that would unnecessarily tear up the roads. It don’t snow here

    independantiste, (edited )
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    The roads are already so fucked up here from the corruption that took place in the construction industry (and it still probably does take place). The mafia owned all the construction companies and did shit work and charged more for less. So now all the roads are patched up and terrible to drive on. And the funny thing is as soon as you cross the border to Vermont or Ontario(I’m in Québec) it’s like crossing magic portal, the roads are instantly spotless lol

    MrShankles,

    That’s how it feels when I have to drive through Mississippi; the state line can seem like night and day in regard to the roads. It sometimes goes from feeling like your off-road driving to smooth as butter

    Unforeseen,

    You had me at Montreal in the first sentence lol

    independantiste,
    @independantiste@sh.itjust.works avatar

    Yyyep!

    youRFate,

    They don’t have spikes…

    the_third,

    Well, some do. In Scandinavia many people drive tires with spikes. In Germany they are illegal. Depends on how hard winter is out there.

    fallingcats,

    But are the spikes mandatory?

    the_third, (edited )

    Nah, when I was on vacation there I was always allowed to drive my normal winter tires. On some mountain passes e.g. chains were mandatory though, and for good reason.

    independantiste, in What's 1 more after 3?
    @independantiste@sh.itjust.works avatar

    This feels like I’m back on Facebook

    Fermion,

    The unnecessary emoji has major Facebook vibes.

    MacNCheezus, (edited )
    @MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

    !oldpeoplefacebook would love this

    Chivera,

    This actually is Facebook. Where did you think you were? Are you ok?

    LemmyKnowsBest,

    Hey don’t mess with us Lemmings, our sanity is already extremely fragile.

    rbn,

    What does a lemming do here on Facebook? Aren’t you supposed to jump down some cliffs or so?

    Hupf, in Have you tried...

    Try looking updog as well.

    idunnololz,
    @idunnololz@lemmy.world avatar

    What’s ligma?

    KISSmyOS,

    You’re mum

    jaybone,

    What’s up with your mom too?

    I hope all is well, and I wish you the best in this holiday season.

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