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Yamainwitch, in Unrelated question: does anyone want to check out a compound in the woods with me?

Depends, how weird we gonna get with it? Who am I kidding, I trust my fellow star trek meme junkies with my life. Let’s gooo!

The_Picard_Maneuver,
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There might be some assimilation

MargotRobbie, in How was your day?
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You can’t trust anyone to be who they say they are in Hollywood nowadays: One minute you think you’re talking to Minnie Mouse, the next minute she takes her head off and turns out to be an old man pretending to be a character to make a living.

This is why it is so important for the world to have a celebrity who is exactly who they say they are and would never pretend to be somebody else on camera for a paycheck (I can’t remember what that job is called right now), like yours truly, Lemmy’s only real celebrity, esteemed Academy Award nominated character actress Margot Robbie.

kamenlady,
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I usually read the comment first and then, maybe check the username. I love coming across your comments.

MargotRobbie,
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I need to do more tech commentary here again.

excitatory,

Hi Margot I loved you in tarzan! Bless

MargotRobbie,
@MargotRobbie@lemmy.world avatar

Fun fact: Alexander Skarsgård’s nipples were all CGI in that movie.

jdf038,

You were so funny on BoJack Horseman!

MargotRobbie,
@MargotRobbie@lemmy.world avatar

You must be confused, that was esteemed character actress and fugitive from the law Margo Martindale. completely unrelated.

Yamainwitch, in How was your day?

Me taking a break from my customer service personality

IvanOverdrive, in help

“I would like to advertise my compromised judgement and a tramp stamp just won’t do.”

Smokeydope,
@Smokeydope@lemmy.world avatar

“I want something that makes a tramp stamp look classy”

“Say no more, just fill out these legal waivers”

afraid_of_zombies,

At least a tramp stamp you can just cover up.

lolola, in Fuck Disney tbh
@lolola@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

cover art for the new five nights at mickey’s just dropped

deegeese, in "Mister mayor, how are things going with sports in the city?"

Rob Ford?

name_NULL111653, in Helicopters are okay.
bruhduh,
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Kolanaki, (edited )
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Hey what happened to the 3rd reply that was just here? I tried to upvote and it wasn’t working, I reloaded and it’s gone! It was gold, dude! Put it back!

bruhduh,
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kras,
@kras@lemmy.world avatar

One should have been upside down

EatYouWell, in Fuck Disney tbh

This is why I laughed so hard when DeSantis thought he could stand a chance against Disney in a legal battle.

I was worried for a second that he would be a more competent version of Trump, but boy did he prove me wrong.

HawlSera, in it's a puzzling one i'll tell you hwat

Wait, how do I check for bans? Because I find it suspicious that I haven’t been banned from anything when that happened regularly on Reddit

empireOfLove, (edited )

Go to the “Modlog” page at the very bottom of the web interface for your instance. You can search moderation tasks by username, such as your own, and it should show removed content.

I’ve found actual instance bans don’t federate reliably though, e.g i cant see any of my lemmy.ml bans on lemmy.one. so you’d have to check the target instances by opening their web page in an incognito or logged-out browser window, and view their modlog directly instead of your home instances’ modlog.

HawlSera,

People have talked about a modlog but I had no idea what they meant

blackn1ght,

Thanks!

I’ve just seen I had a comment removed from lemmy.ml, for “rule 1” reasons but don’t really see what’s wrong with the comment other than it goes against the political grain of the community (world news).

empireOfLove,

but don’t really see what’s wrong with the comment other than it goes against the political grain of the community (world news).

thats how it do be these days, unfortunately

you’ll never get more explanation than that

blackn1ght,

Yeah. I think it’s basically they use it as a blanket rule to sensor content that goes against their political narrative.

I just realised that you can go to the instance in question and view search the modlog, it seems it has more entries. I actually got a ban! No idea why.

ShitOnABrick, (edited )
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Fanks for the tip m8 just discovered the comment below had been banned for 'rule ’ It’s nice to know that my comment made an lemmyml admin so butthurt that he actually had to get off his cheese dorito and self injackulation ridden lazyboy chair kiss his little picture off marx lenin and xi jinping and move his mobility scooter two feet to his computer open it up and shadow ban me for half week for no reason just rule 1 i think we all know the reason why they removed the main comment which goes into proper detail I can’t remember what if is exactly since its been a week since I posted thid

Yes. I have posted these links multiple times now.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Internet_water_army?wprov=s…

Also the fifty cent party a Chinese troll farm based entirely on spreading propaganda for the ccp

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/50_Cent_Party?wprov=sfla1

This took me 5 seconds of research. If were being passive aggressive here ive gotta say. are you sure you didn’t get dropped on the head as a baby or eat copious amounts of lead

Kolanaki, (edited ) in My whole night is booked now
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Me with speed running explanations.

I don’t even give a shit about speed running. I just like hearing how people figure out weird ass glitches. Though most of the time, the explanation literally boils down to “they got extremely lucky.” Like the current world record for E2M3 in Quake.

The_Picard_Maneuver,
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I watched a long one on the original Doom. I have never tried to speedrun a game myself, but it’s just fascinating.

ICastFist,
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Makes me think of Summoning Salt, he does one hell of a job telling a story in each of his “history of world records” videos.

UlfKirsten, in There's a beginning and a end...

That’s me in the spotlight

Choosing my conviction

Todesschnitzel, in Unrelated question: does anyone want to check out a compound in the woods with me?

If anyone can start a cult on here then it is you good sir. And yes of course! Any cabin in the woods is a place for us to be! Ahem. Me. For me to be.

Witchfire, (edited ) in help
@Witchfire@lemmy.world avatar

Given that you can’t even do laser removal near the eyes, I’m putting my money on that being makeup/a shop.

Also the white in the teeth doesn’t look like white tattoo ink, unless it’s super fresh

Edit for source: I too have many a tattoo

EatYouWell,

It looks real to me. White ink looks really good for a few months to a year before it starts to look gross and yellow.

kamenlady,
@kamenlady@lemmy.world avatar

I think it’s a real tattoo, but not on the eye, but from some other body part. It’s photoshopped over the eye. The bad quality helps a lot.

Veticia,
@Veticia@lemmy.ml avatar

I’m choosing to belive this over the alternative just to save my sanity.

afraid_of_zombies,
kamenlady, (edited )
@kamenlady@lemmy.world avatar

I stand corrected & i need more pics from this tattoo. Would like to see how their profile looks, the full face, from afar.

afraid_of_zombies,

I just searched online for Plankton face tat.

kamenlady,
@kamenlady@lemmy.world avatar

Me too, after i saw your image. Lots of plankton tats, but didn’t find another perspective from this one.

Since he’s gonna live with that like, forever, at least it seems to be placed at the right spot, for his eye movements to fill plankton with life.

Tyfud, (edited )

Generally agree. but the line work here looks exactly like line work for tatoos on skin. If it was drawn on, you wouldn’t have the green bleeding out and in to the line work. That happens because the colors are mixing sub-dermally, just below the surface of the skin. This is generally because your fill needles are huge bundles of several needles and they always tend to bleed into/under the black line work. That’s why you need extremely thick, well defined lines so it can hide the color fills bleeding through. In this case, it looks like some of the color got through.

The white as well is pretty spot on for white inkwork. That’s the white color you get only for the first few months of a color tattoo.

Honestly, I think this is legit.

Could be wrong, but it looks real.

Source: I have many, many tattoos over much of my body, and several in color with white accents that looked exactly like this for the first few months after it healed.

Donkter,

Could be having fun with tattoo practice.

sgbrain7,

Yeah, I’m not sure you can even get tattoos that close to the eye…or can you?

Witchfire,
@Witchfire@lemmy.world avatar

You can get permanent eyeliner via a technique called microblading, but it’s not usually done by tattoo artists.

EatYouWell,

There are artists that do permanent makeup that isn’t microblading, but iirc the technique is pretty different than most other areas of the body, so most don’t bother with it.

EatYouWell, (edited )

You can definitely get both your eyelids and your eyeballs tattooed.

sgbrain7,

Oh, yeah, I totally forgot about eyeball tattooing.

spittingimage,
@spittingimage@lemmy.world avatar

Wish I could. 😱

sgbrain7,

Wait, can’t those blind you? I wouldn’t want to get a bunch of pretty ink in my cornea just for that to happen.

spittingimage,
@spittingimage@lemmy.world avatar

Possibly? My main objection was the needles in the eye.

ininewcrow,
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

tattooing eyeballs

A high risk procedure that will ruin the eye and render you blind if done wrong.

balderdash9, in Why shouldn't aliens have heart

dat alien bussy

psy32nd,

The other alien as well

Katana314, in Of the tens of thousands of lies told, I wish this one was true...

Ancient history had a lot of instances of disliked people being exiled from a territory. Now that all land is claimed, I guess we can’t do that anymore.

I don’t even know which country would want Trump instead. Russia might not even find him useful from within their borders.

uis,
@uis@lemmy.world avatar

Hey, there are already too many idiots presidents in my country, I don’t need more.

On the other note, speaker of our parlamemt says Putin worth a lot, but I can give him with huge discount for free if you choose self-pickup option.

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