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Yuion, in A good deal of IT work, too

Google search results have become so bad i barely use it today. Its even better to use chatgpt. You have to take every answer with a grain of salt but usually it can give you a few options and give you resources to work with. Google search sucks ass. The amount of times i do NOT find what im searching for is way too high

whereBeWaldo, in Let's get Disturbed

Not anymore

whereBeWaldo, in Shitpost brought to you by the Irish tax agency.

Man I swear only meme type these corporations know are the “when x: reaction” memes

Pharmacokinetics, in What a steal
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Its amazing to me how they have so much personality.

UnfortunateShort, in Romantic gesture

Hotels have brainwashed us into thinking putting stuff on other people’s pillows is acceptable! Don’t touch my pillow : <

sverit, in OK, so it wasn't Windows 10, but...
Xttweaponttx,

Can’t unsee that! 😂

enki, in Suspicious

Why the fuck you roasting a turkey upside down? You want nice crispy golden skin on the back and gooey white skin on the actual edible parts?

silkroadtraveler,

My first time. Learned the hard way lol

Shayeta,

Also, the tip of the thermometer should be in the CENTER of the bird.

silkroadtraveler,

Yes chef!! 🫡

QuandaleDingle, in Mike Dyson lol

Bruh this got me XD

GasMaskedLunatic, in Mike Dyson lol

*Mike Dython

altima_neo, in 1 imitation whipped cream tub with a side of pie, please.
@altima_neo@lemmy.zip avatar

Cool whips definitely not whipped cream. More like frosting.

Mr_Blott,

The vast majority of people don’t even know what it is, just that Stewey Griffin pronounced it funny

populustree, in Let's get Disturbed

he got up cmom got down with the thickness

populustree, in how is everyone doing

my body is a prison, and i’ll fuck shit up till i can paint the walls a nice shade of baker-miller pink

NiftyBeaks, in Expecting a new baby?

That’s actually a genius prank. Now I just need to find a spaceship…

Squid,

Just pull off some photoshop skills

tubaruco,

if youre not rich and/or use linux, use gimp instead

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Ahoy, matey! You don’t have to be rich!

tubaruco,

i had thought it cost 50+ usd to use photoshop lol, now that i checked its 21usd, which i’d say is still a lot compared to nothing, but you dont have to be rich

though for me and anyone else who lives in brazil, 21usd costs 103real, though youd think minimum wage would be higher to account for that, right? WRONG, its lower. so anyway, you have to be rich to use photoshop in brazil, and for some reason i thought the price for it was a lot higher

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

That’s not what I was suggesting, landlubber.

tubaruco,

i know, i was just saying why i had thought anyone who used photoshop had a lot of money

therafal,

You should just say “if you prefer”. Even on Windows, I’d pick GIMP over Photoshop. There are some tools that I’m used to in GIMP, that aren’t available in PS. Tho, working on Linux and being FOSS are huge pros for me.

tubaruco,

youre right, it wouldve been a better to say that and i also prefer gimp over photoshop(or any other image editor)

andrew, (edited )
@andrew@lemmy.stuart.fun avatar

These days it’s barely even skills. Just select a box above the baby and use the generative AI feature to ask it for a spaceship and regenerate until it looks decent.

Back in my day we had to generate our realistic Photoshop jobs with our own blood, sweat, and tears.

soylentgreed,

A bit of junkyard scrap, leds, and some luminescent goo would get the point across. Make sure to use your shittiest camera too.

LemmyKnowsBest,

You lost me at “luminescent goo.”

soylentgreed,

Like the liquid in a glowstick. Or whatever Hollywood uses when they portray plutonium.

ImFresh3x,

And a space blanket. Because that makes good sense.

ExLisper,

Spaceship is easy. I need to find a child. And an attic.

LemmyKnowsBest,

Hey. This post is about fun things for a person to do with their own newborn baby.

You don’t just go out and “find a child.”

Aux,

Of course you do! Just visit your local labour ward, plenty of free babies to choose from!

HiddenLayer5,
@HiddenLayer5@lemmy.ml avatar

Speak for yourself, I always misplace newborn babies.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

This is why you put AirTags on them.

ExLisper,

Yeah, I know it’s not that easy. Usually it’s a difficult process.

MMNT,

Excuse you, but that’s how Superman was found. Haven’t you seen the documentaries?

Lepsea,

Well the kid would need a friend. By any chance can someone convince a family of a billionaire preferably with only one kid and have a massive cave just under their mansion to walk down in a dark alleyway?

glorious_albus, in Romance ain't dead

Calm down, Mark Rober.

kautau,

Hey, what’s up, everyone? Mark Rober here. I’m beyond excited to share something I’ve been secretly crafting for the past month. Brace yourselves for the grand reveal of a life-sized maze that I’ve built for my girlfriend. It’s not just any maze; it’s an epic journey with twists, turns, and challenges at every corner. Now, here’s the kicker – if she successfully navigates this labyrinth, she’s in for a unique reward: seeds. Yes, seeds. Intrigued? Stick around as we embark on this maze adventure together, and let’s see if love blossoms in the heart of this green labyrinth. Get ready for the maze of a lifetime!

Cqrd,

Damn, that’s exactly like him, wild

kautau,
lostferret,

The “make it twice as long” is genius.

kautau,

My goal when AI takes over is to still be gainfully employed as a prompt engineer

/s sort of

CareHare,

I did it. I read it in his voice. And now I want to join the Crunch lab club or whatever.

Johanno, in This year, to save me from tears, I'll give it to someone special

*bursts

He, she, it the s is lit

misterundercoat,

Past tense, my guy

Johanno,

English seems to be even more complicated than German

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