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TKRyer, in Did you drink? Now dry yourself

That doggy is so thoughtful!

Poggervania, (edited ) in X marks the spot
@Poggervania@kbin.social avatar

Next thing you know, Elongated Muskrat will change its profile pic to wearing a fedora, trenchcoat, fingerless gloves, and a katana - everything all black, of course. Then they’ll play some shit like Bury the Light on their next Xitter post saying some real “psshh…. nuthin personnel, kidd…” kind of stuff.

HikingVet,

You’re saying that like there isn’t already a picture like that.

Poggervania,
@Poggervania@kbin.social avatar

Wait, are you saying there is? Of Elongated Muskrat??

Bruh I need to see this shit lmao

beckerist,

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/df3f1c3e-0b5b-4929-8f35-66d406413c6d.jpeg

Poggervania,
@Poggervania@kbin.social avatar

Holy fuck, you have made my sides go into orbit

Thank you for this gift

HikingVet,

Just came across this as well. I swear this man is a cliché.

https://lemmy.ca/pictrs/image/ead768a0-e6c6-411c-8977-d9f459b5aee0.jpeg

user224, in I had to try it to believe it
@user224@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Can confirm.


<span style="color:#323232;">Traceback (most recent call last):
</span><span style="color:#323232;">  File "/data/data/com.termux/files/home/test.py", line 3, in <module>
</span><span style="color:#323232;">    print(age + 4)
</span><span style="color:#323232;">          ~~~~^~~
</span><span style="color:#323232;">TypeError: can only concatenate str (not "int") to str
</span>

Is not my age.

/j

csfirecracker, in Crocodile

He is doing an big steppy

protist, in Cat and poop

This gif is an antique

EmergMemeHologram, in I thought the other guy was opening his towel to flash the man on fire.

Fire.

Dear Sir/Madam,

I am writing to inform you of a fire that has broken out on the premises of 123 Cavendon Road… no, that’s too formal. Fire! fire! help me!.

123 Cavendon Road. Looking forward to hearing from you.

Yours truly,

Maurice Moss.

noseatbelt,

I’m late for golf!

TheOneWithTheHair,
@TheOneWithTheHair@lemmy.world avatar

0118 999 881 999 119 725 3

ChillPill,
@ChillPill@lemmy.world avatar

We came to tell you that the computer is now voice activated.

fluxion, in Cat and poop

That is still hella impressive

ArmokGoB, in Romantic gesture

nyeh heh heh

LinkOpensChest_wav, in According to the site "What does the internet think?" when asked about Elon Musk - The internet is very positive about 'Elon Musk'. And that's why you shouldn't believe everything you read online.

That site has an ad for NFTs lmao

DNOS, in Facebook Marketplace - because you can't get this at Wal-Mart

Witch burning pole on the day stripper pole on the night … Double function double price …

link, in Cat and poop
@link@lemy.lol avatar

A different view for a shitpost community

Norgur, in Romance ain't dead

Is this one of those dates that ends with a remote controlled puppet on a tricycle wanting to play a game?

MightyGalhupo,

What show/movie did I miss?

Norgur,

Most people SAW that one

MightyGalhupo,

Oh. That explains it. I haven’t really watched those movies, maybe one day.

Tixanou, in I had to try it to believe it
@Tixanou@lemmy.world avatar

Now subtract 4, that’s your age!

vaultdweller013, in Build him a dungeon?

The kid is actually just really into madmax 2.

HonoraryMancunian, in defoe posting

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