IDontHavePantsOn,

Condiments are not to touch the fries until the chosen time. I would rather have ketchup in my hand than on top. Whether ketchup or mayo, it should be on the side. I can always dip a fry. I can’t Un-dip a fry.

Imagine you ordered delivery and the cook decided you wanted the ketchup how they like it, and 45 minutes after they came out of the fryer, a large man named Shannon riled up your dogs at 10pm, handed you a soggy box of luke warm, limp, sagging, already dressed potato sticks.

Yum. Sign me up for doordash premium.

random_character_a,
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Right there with raw onion, pickle relish and garlic mayonnaise.

MrBusiness,

garlic mayonnaise

I must learn more

aelwero,

I’ve literally done every single one of these, so im thinking that’s true chaotic neutral on my part…

Mamertine,

You’ve filled your hand with ketchup? That’s a real thing?

aelwero,

Is it worse or better that I used someone else’s hand?

limitedduck,

How else are you supposed to maximize teeth coverage

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