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cupcakezealot, in Crash reporting
@cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

me: ugh this program won’t work lemme ctrl alt delete

windows: hold on lemme spend three minutes reporting this to microsoft

Buddahriffic,

Smash that cancel button!

aberrate_junior_beatnik, in A distribution for the systemd haters around here.

Gotta admit, I’m impressed. You’ve actually made me want to defend the anti-systemd crowd. Just take the W, you don’t have to rub it in.

barttier, in If linux distributions were tools.
@barttier@feddit.de avatar

First I wanted to contradict and say that I like arch linux because it feels good… So yes: I see your point

_cnt0,

;-)

mack7400,

It’s so plug & play

_cnt0,

Universal Plug and Play: it works on all genders!

No_Eponym,
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Pretty much everyone has a butthole, it’s the ultimate input/output port.

MrVilliam,

Universal Serial Bussy.

backhdlp, in If linux distributions were tools.
@backhdlp@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

I use arch btw

bingbong,

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

miss_brainfart, in If linux distributions were tools.
@miss_brainfart@lemmy.ml avatar

That would explain the joy I’m feeling when using my PC

mack7400, in If linux distributions were tools.

Mint would be a colourful toy piano. Just the way I like it.

_cnt0,
GreenMario,

That guy is so rad.

LastYearsPumpkin, in If linux distributions were tools.

ubuntu - kali
fedora - arch

Engywuck, in If linux distributions were tools.

Arch is so pleasant to to use…

Bonehead,

But it's a little cold at first when you start using it.

bobs_monkey,

And one wrong move is a twinge of pressure

_cnt0,

using no install helper ≈ no lube, no prewarming

tetraodon,

That’s the way I like it

EmergMemeHologram, in If linux distributions were tools.

Is Red Hat that Dunder Mifflin commercial where the person is wandering around a big box store but can’t find anyone for service?

FuglyDuck, in If linux distributions were tools.
@FuglyDuck@lemmy.world avatar

I feel like Ubuntu should be one of those squeaky hammer toys. Maybe I’m just biased,

constantokra,

No, Debian should definitely be the Swiss army knife, and Ubuntu should definitely be the playdoh Swiss army knife.

_cnt0,

I think you’re right. But, I’m trying to make my memes inclusive: I don’t bash ubuntu users for the same reasons I don’t beat people already on the ground and refrain from mocking the handicapped.

nottheengineer,

But what makes ubuntu better as a first distro than mint or fedora? It installs snaps even when you specifically invoke apt, a new user who doesn’t understand the messages will press yes, see that it seemed to work and have issues later that can scare them away from linux.

What I’m trying to say is that we should bash the people still recommending ubuntu.

_cnt0,

Oh, I’m absolutely fine with bashing people recommending Ubuntu. Hand me the first stone!

K0W4LSK1, (edited )
@K0W4LSK1@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Well you bash us arch users but i get it we can take it! Lmao. Or maybe ubuntu users just can’t take a joke

KneeTitts,
@KneeTitts@lemmy.world avatar

I cam take a jork

creditCrazy,
@creditCrazy@lemmy.world avatar

You shure as hell can take it in the ass that’s for sure

captainlezbian,

Yeah arch does get you laid

Sowhatever,

He shure doesh

FuglyDuck,
@FuglyDuck@lemmy.world avatar

Eh. Using Ubuntu is nothing like having a mental or physical handicap, or having fallen and gotten knocked down/pushed down.

My issue with Ubuntu is that there’s better distros- even for newbs coming from windows for the first time. The sole argument for Ubuntu is the first reason not to use it. People are installing it because they want something different than windows, after all, and canonical makes the same critical error (IMO) that MS makes: it assumes their users are stupid.

To be honest, I grew up in red hat; I remember trying Ubuntu when it first came out, being told how awesome it was. I found it to be infuriating and horrible. And it has always been so. To me, it’s popularity seems derived more from marketing than from merit.

waigl, in If linux distributions were tools.

Which one is that on the pick set? I don’t recognize the logo…

drugo,

Kali, I actually think that’s the old Backtrack logo

Tb0n3,

Kali Linux. A pen testing distro.

possiblylinux127, in If linux distributions were tools.

Everything about this is wrong

_cnt0,

I take objection to this statement. I pride myself with displaying nothing but objective truth in the memes I create.

possiblylinux127,

Then explain your rational

_cnt0,

Shall I also explain how to walk, breathe, and drink?

Machinist,
@Machinist@lemmy.world avatar

Damn.

Flaky, in If linux distributions were tools.
@Flaky@iusearchlinux.fyi avatar

Yeah, I’d shove Pacman up my ass… wait you were talking about the package manager?

kryllic,
@kryllic@programming.dev avatar

Found you, Rich Evans

savvywolf, in If linux distributions were tools.
@savvywolf@pawb.social avatar

In the spirit of bashing Ubuntu, I’d like to propose we stick with the swiss army knife. But it’s one of those strange Kickstarter projects where it’s entirely controlled by an unnecessary phone app.

Arch being something that requires some research and prep beforehand makes sense through. As well as having fans who will swear that is actually quite enjoyable if you try it.

_cnt0,
whodatdair, (edited ) in If linux distributions were tools.

Jokes on you I’m into that shit

_cnt0,
Amends1782,

Please imagine a skull emoji

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