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Bathtubwalrus, in Poompkins.

This happened with my alpacas 😁 gave them pumpkins last year, got Poopkins this year. https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/18ccff0a-cf38-404e-8ce1-1542c0364601.png

RQG,
@RQG@lemmy.world avatar

You have Alpacas 😲

IHaveTwoCows,

You can’t have just one

shortwizard,

omg lmfao

cantstopthesignal,

Spitting on children is a team sport

itsprobablyfine,

There was a reddit thread years ago about ‘you’ve just finished life beta, what advice do you have for the devs?’

My favourite comment was ‘llamas spit, like, a lot. I think it’s a bug’

SnowBunting,

Will you be doing it again this year?

baggins, in Get out my head

What the actual fuck is supposed to be funny about amogus? I already had to block the amogus community but apparently the cancer is spreading.

tahoe,

you sound like a fun guy

DmMacniel,

They are not among us :(

baggins,

at least I’m not sharing amogus memes ☺️

flubba86,

This is /c/memes, not /c/funny or /c/jokes. Memes are the sharing of popular things. Amogus are popular. Memes don’t have to be funny, they’re not jokes.

Melody,

Memes are required to be funny!

…Just not to everybody.

I would argue that Amogus is funny… if you’re a member of Gen Z.

Therefore this meme is funny…to some people.

baggins,

by all means, continue sharing your lack of humour

Makeshift,

Wait there’s a community for it?

Where?

doctorn,
@doctorn@r.nf avatar

It’s the hilarity of repetitive behavior for no obvious reason mostly, tbh. It’s admittedly something not everyone sees as funny, though… Many will see repetitive nonsense, that seems to have no origin worthy of it, as annoying and it can even drive them mad, but it’s that very thing which they find annoying what makes it funny to the rest of us. 🤷‍♂️

You could compare it to laughing with ironic misfortune of oneself. Some will curse after falling down the stairs, while others will find it funny in a situational way and laugh it off…

I myself can appreciate a repetitive nonsense meme that seems to be a wave through the world’s people, though. It makes no real sense, and I might even go as far as calling it sus… 😅

WheeGeetheCat, in How do y'all say GIF?
@WheeGeetheCat@sh.itjust.works avatar

New one I just became aware of:

How does everyone say SQL?

aulin,

Ess Queue Ell. I didn’t hear the sequel pronunciation until I was well in my thirties and even then only by people older than me. Then I started working with it myself and heard people younger than me pronouncing it sequel, so now I have no idea. I still hear Ess Queue Ell from the vast majority though.

flambonkscious,

It’s an initialisation, not an acronym, so it’s only:

Ess-queue-ell.

Surely anything else is madness

pooberbee,

Your logic is circular

flambonkscious,

Sorry, I don’t understand

pooberbee,

An acronym is a kind of initialism that can be pronounced like a word e.g. NASA. Your reasoning for why it can’t be pronounced as a word (“sequel”) depends on it not being an acronym. But, since many people do pronounce it that way, it is, in fact, an acronym and can be pronounced that way.

flambonkscious,

Holy shit, I completely forgot about using the term sequel - you are absolutely correct!

WheeGeetheCat,
@WheeGeetheCat@sh.itjust.works avatar

And yet everyone I know who has used it pre-2010s ish says ‘sequel’

flambonkscious,

Yeah, I’m just a dumb-ass that completely forgot

pooberbee,

I like to call it “Squeal” sometimes, but usually I call it “Sequel”.

Dick_Justice,
@Dick_Justice@lemmy.world avatar

I go back and forth between “Ess Cue Ell”, “Sequel”, and “You Fucking Whore”

dipbeneaththelasers,

This is what we do at work.

WheeGeetheCat,
@WheeGeetheCat@sh.itjust.works avatar

This one fits me best

Spider89,

Ess-Cue-Elle

ivanafterall,
@ivanafterall@kbin.social avatar

My dad has used SQL forever and calls it "Sequel."

tdawg, (edited )

Depends on the context

MySQL: my es que el

SQL Server: sequel Server

PostgreSQL: Postgress

or by itself just es que el

jeremyparker,

Really, my ess cue ell? I say mysequel 100% of the time. But I’m trying to get into the Primagen’s My Squeal pronunciation

Tigwyk,
@Tigwyk@lemmy.vrchat-dev.tech avatar

I call it sequel but I’ve heard squirrel and squeal.

Gradually_Adjusting,
@Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world avatar

Squirrel.

AI_toothbrush, in Every day we stray further from God's light.

As an european mac and cheese is already an abomination that you dont even know if people actually eat it in america or the media is playing a trick on the whole of europe.

BonesOfTheMoon,

I’m Canadian, we eat it (well I personally eat a vegan version). We call it Kraft Dinner.

AngryCommieKender,

That’s the cheapest and worst version of the dish. Splurge a little. Get Velveeta shells and cheese.

Or make a cheese sauce, cook some decent macaroni, and stick it in the oven with some bread crumbs on top. Much better that way

scottywh,

Personally, I think the Velveeta shells and cheese is far inferior to Kraft.

I don’t think Kraft is necessarily the best Mac and cheese either but for me it beats the hell out of Velveeta.

BonesOfTheMoon,

Just open a box of Kraft Dinner and add some Sunkist.

tja,
@tja@sh.itjust.works avatar

What exactly is the abomination here? Pasta with cheese is also eaten a lot in Europe. Just look at Spaghetti cacio e pepe or Käsespätzle?

AI_toothbrush,

Well the proportions of the ingredients are different and european cheese is usually made out of milk wnd not plastic. I made the huge mistake of going to an italian restaurant(had a good rating) and spent a good chunk of money on one of the worst meals i ever ate in my life. But look if you like it i have nothing against you just dont try to call it italian.

i_am,

I don’t think I’ve ever been to an Italian restaurant that had mac and cheese on the menu

aaronstc,

I have but it was the kids menu.

ryathal,

It’s called fettuccine Alfredo at Italian restaurants.

DragonTypeWyvern,

Skinny bitches just jealous of our thiccness

AI_toothbrush,

Who the fuck downvotes random ass comments? I have to get to the bottom of this.

Kzin,

The bottom of the serving tray, perhaps?

AI_toothbrush,

Ill pass

Kzin,

Grapes and cheese is a classic combo. It could work, if you can balance acidity with the sweetness, and the saltyness of the sauce to the sweetness of the rasins.

Goony,

Cheesy pasta? I guess everyone’s got their own cheese preferences

ByGourou,

I moved from europe to canada, and they actually eat that thing. I tried in europe before, and the authentic here it’s just as bad

Akasazh,
@Akasazh@feddit.nl avatar

Roux sauce ham and cheese pasta had been around for a long time, brother.

Chariotwheel, in So unfair

My god, it spilled over here

craftyindividual,

We must operate immediately! Somebody call a surgeon sturgeon!

casmael,

It has indeed I wonder what’s in stör now

ieightpi, in When people ask me why I'm always posting memes

I wish I had context to this meme but I’m going to assume that this young lady said just tha? If someone has a link, throw it up pls.

shatterling,

I can offer a scrap of context that this looks like the Chinese dating show If You Are The One.

olicvb,
@olicvb@lemmy.ca avatar
johnthedoe,

Dating show called if you are the one. I got hooked on this for a while it’s pretty fun and insane to watch.

There’s like 20women. They watch a short bio film of a bachelor. Lot of the times it’s so cringe its cute. They come out the panel of women fire some questions. They all vote yay or nay. If more yays than nay you stay. And you get to ask a few questions to the panel.

Then there’s this on the spot tinder system where the guy has to pick who he likes. Through this process the women who likes the man needs to match with the man who swiped right on the women. Then if they match they get a date. It doesn’t happen often. And you get these love triangle that occur cos the man likes #6 but #6 didn’t like him. But likes the man but he didn’t pick her. It’s great.

It’s pretty crazy and fun. I recommend catching an an ep from an early season on YouTube.

Wutchilli, in Cool Pokemon fact: One day you will answer for your actions, and god may not be so merciful

Cursed be that knowledge

JokeDeity, in On culinary crimes

“Pizza Hawaii” . Where the fuck are you from?

AdamBomb, in reverse Indy

I would watch this

TryingToEscapeTarkov, in On culinary crimes

I learned a food hack where you can make your pizza on top of a pineapple so its technically not a topping.

lesnout27, in Cool Pokemon fact: One day you will answer for your actions, and god may not be so merciful

Oh no…

Bread, in Cool Pokemon fact: One day you will answer for your actions, and god may not be so merciful

That Pokémon has seen things… Horrible things.

atlasraven31, in Modern consumer logic

My neighborhood stores have huge markups and bad customer service. I don’t love Amazon but they are a better alternative for most things.

SkepticalButOpenMinded,

People should check again. After I decided to avoid Amazon, I’m surprised by how many things are cheaper and/or better quality at my local stores. I think Amazons reputation for lowest prices is less true every year.

RootBeerGuy,
@RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

How about both arguments are true. You just have to price check constantly and you will find some stores are cheaper and some are pricier than Amazon.

SkepticalButOpenMinded,

Yes, sometimes Amazon is cheaper. But one reason I quit amazon was because, even when it’s cheaper, I got so much counterfeit and super low quality disposable junk.

Seriously, take another look at your local stores. I suspect many people aren’t and are just making assumptions. I was surprised to find my local pet store offers free delivery, and literally everything at my local mom and pop hardware store is cheaper and better quality.

Che_Donkey,
@Che_Donkey@lemmy.ml avatar

Try using them as a reference guide instead of buying from them. I find what I’m looking for rhen loom up the products own website. A couple extra steps but it’s not like I’m out hunting and gathering, I’m in air conditioning and chair or taking a huge dump.

MrSqueezles,

I’m sure most people here don’t remember when power strips and HDMI cables were $40 and coin batteries were like $15 each pre inflation because stores wanted to make money on them. We could only read, listen to, and watch what our local stores decided to stock and most things didn’t have reviews. If we needed a new power adapter for that one device with a special shaped connector, too bad. It’s literally impossible to buy it.

CluckN, in Lung extensions

Finally I can finish a cigarette in a single breath

over_clox,

You spelled joint wrong.

HonoraryMancunian, in UBI works too

Was this crossposted to (or linked) somewhere? It’s getting traction despite being about 36 hours old

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