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DickFiasco, in You liar!

One thing I pride myself on is the ability to see through my dryer’s bullshit. I know that 30 minutes really means 45 you damn liar.

camelbeard,

Yeah I should have known, started the thing at 12:26 (actually know this because I called my wife to check if we had 3 hours and 38 minutes before we needed to go), its 17:18 and I just got the door open…

Magrath,

It took almost 5 hours to the dry the clothes?

camelbeard,

It’s a washer and dryer, so it did both

Bathtubwalrus,

We had one of these combos at an Airbnb I stayed at in Iceland. I’d never seen or used one before and I was flabbergasted to see it took like 4-5 hours to wash and dry the tiniest load of laundry! Not gonna take my big ass washer and dryer for granted anymore haha.

hemko,

I wish we had the space to have separate machines for washing and drying, it’s a lot better unless if you’re a single guy with minimal amount of clothes to wash.

Even with wife and a toddler it does fine, but you just need to be strategic on what you wash and when

sbexpert,

If you haven’t already, clean the dryer vent thoroughly, including the whole exhaust vent leading outside. This should be done at least once a year. Once the vent is clear it should speed up drying, if not it might be the dryer itself and the manual might have solutions.

Here are some guides: familyhandyman.com/…/how-to-clean-a-dryer-vent/home.howstuffworks.com/…/dryer-vent-cleaning.htm

EmperorHenry, in Everything I need is still in in the old settings windows that haven't changed in 23 years
@EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

I wanted to open “devices and printers” and it opened some bullshit in the settings app and it didn’t tell me the model of PC I have, then I clicked on “more information” or something like that and it opened the old “devices and printers” like I wanted in the first place.

Not all new things are good, Microsoft. Don’t fix what isn’t broken. I know new features make the shareholders jizz in their pants, but I want my system to continue working the way I need it to work. I’ve had to go out and get quite a few third party apps just to get around all the bullshit you keep changing for no reason.

cyberpunk007,

Ah yes. Well when I want to modify my IP address I do:

Win+R

Then I enter:

Ncpa.cpl

And hit enter. So easy.

Not so easy is the more useful printer settings:

Win+R

Then:

shell:::{A8A91A66-3A7D-4424-8D24-04E180695C7A}

🤦🏻

mexicancartel,

Wtf bro what does that even mean

cyberpunk007,

This is how you open the dialogs you’re looking for instead of randomly clicking through 4 items deep in this new crappy UI

Trainguyrom,

New crappy UI that was also reorganized about 4 times since Windows 10 launched, so depending on how old of a build (and with Windows update breakage it could be quite old!) is on the computer that was just dropped before you you might have to click for a while

mexicancartel,

I mean, is it this: A8A91A66-3A7D-4424-8D24-04E180695C7A? No common name?

vox, (edited )
@vox@sopuli.xyz avatar

its faster to change the ip using the win11 settings app than with Control panel, also DNS over HTTPS is missing from control panel and only available in the settings app

PapaStevesy, in You liar!

Those aren’t minutes, they’re drying time units, which last as long as the dryer decides it wants them to last on any particular day.

anubis119,

Now I’m confused, how many drying time units are in a galactic standard week?

Custoslibera,

I can understand the confusion, drying time units is actually a measure of distance not speed.

PapaStevesy,

Depends how wet the week is.

TheGrandNagus,

A washer or dryer is never late. Nor it it early. It finishes precisely when it means to.

Z3k3, in Everything I need is still in in the old settings windows that haven't changed in 23 years

I’ll have you know windows has changed.

Now you can’t move the task bar

JokeDeity,

In 11? I know I still can in 10.

pewgar_seemsimandroid,

well you still can move the icon’s back to the left atleast

obinice,
@obinice@lemmy.world avatar

I just reinstalled windows and spent 30 minutrs trying to figure out how to get the normal taskbar back, with label text not just icons, and Jesus wept it turns out

THAT ESSENTIAL FEATURE IS GONE

I am flabbergasted. I don’t know how anyone can use their PC without knowing what windows they have open and easy access to them. It’s insane.

I downloaded my usual start menu replacer in the end, which it turns out had also saved my taskbar at some point when they make this insane change, and I just hadn’t noticed.

That’s not even mentioning that when windows first installed it had all the icons in the MIDDLE for some insane reason. They must be smoking some strong stuff over there.

I clicked the button in the bottom left, you know, the button that has always been the start menu button, for 30 years, and it brought up the weather or some shit.

When you have to start searching for the start menu you know you’ve fucked up. Christ it was awful.

I know they make a big deal of saying “Windows 10 will be our last numbered windows release” but I really hope Windows 12 fixes all this crap.

Even more recently, my right click alt menu has become weird and much more annoying, hiding the actual menu I want behind a “see more options” button, and I can’t even use the keyboard to scroll through options and hit return to select one like I have my whole life. No, for some reason that menu is mouse only, and doesn’t even have keyboard key shortcuts.

They’re just stripping core features out left and right, and making everything harder to get at. It’s madness.

What next? They’ll get rid of the desktop?!

pewgar_seemsimandroid,

im not trusting going past 11

vox, (edited )
@vox@sopuli.xyz avatar

win11 has labels tho, you’re lying

wurzelwerk, (edited ) in I'm really getting over the enshitification of the internet.
@wurzelwerk@lemy.lol avatar

Thing is, most people don’t want to pay for services that to them seemed to be free since forever. And this creates collective social pressure to follow suit. Nothing a big company offers is ever free. You’re just paying in alternate currency.

Appoxo,
@Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Well…Twitter is trying it.

Powerpoint,

It’s gross though. Say you started to pay, they would still force ads into their product because they’re greedy and demanding more money. We’re seeing this with streaming sites now.

wurzelwerk,
@wurzelwerk@lemy.lol avatar

The funny thing is with youtube, for example, I am a premium user. I deactivated all tracking of my habits on there. Now I am greeted, as a homepage, with nothing else than a call to action to reactivate said tracking. As a paying customer I see less (as in none at all) content on the homepage than an anonymous user would. I am subbed to 170+ channels. Yet they tell me they cannot come up with suggestions unless they can track my every step on their platform. sus. And when saying funny I mean extremely aggravating.

OsrsNeedsF2P, (edited )

Screw em companies, only Lemmy devs get my money.

join-lemmy.org/donate << btw

grue,

It’s also reasonable to donate to your instance admin (although in your case for lemmy.ml, that’s the same people).

ignotum, in Happy MLK day!

People with monochromia: am i a joke to you?

CodexArcanum,

I did briefly misunderstand this meme as being so aggressively anti-ableist as to be pro-color-blindness. The internet has ruined me.

dynamo, in I'm really getting over the enshitification of the internet.

Do not cave. Be strong bratan. Either they cut the shit, or you leave that part of the internet.

DrDickHandler,

Big corporations will win the long game.

RubberElectrons,
@RubberElectrons@lemmy.world avatar

Mmm… No. Couple of gen Z kids I know are basically checked out of social media, having reverted to good old group chats it seems.

dynamo,

Well, nothing of worth on social media tbh. Reddit and lemmy might be exeptions, but they’re getting worse too (reddit more so ofc, but still)

dynamo,

Not nessesarily, we could just fucking buckle at every turn. Either that or something that makes all sides lose.

Muffi, in Everything I need is still in in the old settings windows that haven't changed in 23 years

For the past 8 years I have had to disable ‘mouse acceleration’ after every Windows update. The updates have become more frequent, and the setting to disable acceleration has slowly become buried deeper in the menus. Switched to Linux two days ago and I’m never looking back.

vox,
@vox@sopuli.xyz avatar

i actually prefer acceleration btw

HexesofVexes, in I will rue the day this inevitably happens.

Honestly, why ruin something already raking in money hand over fist? Valve is profitable, sustainable, and all around well executed.

Messing with it would cut profits!

circuitfarmer,
@circuitfarmer@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Because MBA- and CEO-brains say that raking in money hand over fist doesn’t matter unless you can rake in consistently more and more money hand over fist. What normal people see as stable profits, they see as underperforming versus the bigger profits they see only in their head.

KeenFlame,

Why? Because the enshittification is based on short sighted greed over long sighted sustainable income.

This is what going public means. Now it is time to grind it to dust and snort it so the elite can have their fifth christmas bonus

kariboka,

Enshitification is the new word for capitalism?

KeenFlame,

The word for the unhinged new octaves of greed that comes from public companies these days as they discard customers for temporary personal gain

wildcardology,

If you’ve read/watched ready player one, that’s what likely to happen if the sixers won.

Moghul,

Greed and incompetence

redditReallySucks,
@redditReallySucks@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

But if we add a subscription required to access already bought game we would surely make more money this quarter. Or how about charging for online play.

CTDummy, (edited )

The same reason countless studios have destroyed successful IPs (like EA). Sure it’s profitable but it could be MORE profitable. Sales were up last year? Cool story, have sales improved over that this year though??

TranscendentalEmpire,

It’s not just shareholders, I mean that’s a huge part why public corporations endlessly seek growth. But, even private corporations are beholden to capitalism’s inherent growth imperative.

The only way to maintain solvency is to grow. Without growth you can’t save, and if you can’t save, you can’t accumulate investment capital. Which basically means your corporation is stuck in stagnation and is being eaten alive by interest rates.

KeenFlame,

Not true

It is to sustain an elite that takes the money in form of salary

TranscendentalEmpire,

Wtf are you babbling about? What salary man do you know that’s “elite”? They aren’t even petite bourgeoisie, they just think they are. The middle class is dead.

KeenFlame,

All CEO make their money from absurd salaries that they choose themselves

TranscendentalEmpire,

A CEO isn’t a salary man… A salary man is just a white collar worker who works for a salary, not hourly. Which is typically taken advantage of by having them work a tremendous amount of unpaid overtime.

Also, salaries are generally the least attractive part of being paid as a CEO. Taking the majority of your compensation as stock options allows you to avoid income tax.

KeenFlame,

Then why is their salary extremely insanely out of proportion in a destructive manner orders of magnitude over any sane number?

TranscendentalEmpire,

Their total compensation is… But, the vast majority of their compensation packages are made up of stock options and bonuses.

I’m not claiming that they aren’t being paid way too much money, just that when people talk about a salary employee they don’t typically think of the CEO.

bigpEE, (edited )

without growth you can’t save

What? Why? If I’m making a million dollars profit a year, why can’t I just put it in a bank account or ETFs or whatever every year?

TranscendentalEmpire,

If you aren’t investing back into your company as much as your competitors then they will eventually push you out of the market. It’s called the Growth imperative .

bastion, (edited )

Putting back into your company is fine. It’s the endless profiteering that sucks, and that ultimately reduces customer experience. Steam keeps it’s niche specifically by producing a great customer experience, and getting out of the way.

Steam is also putting back into their company. But there’s no need for enshittification. That’s a publicly-traded-company, tragedy-of-the-commons thing.

Olgratin_Magmatoe,

Because enshitifying their service would earn them short term profits, which is the only thing corps/shareholders care about.

stoly,

In the end, the people who make these sorts of decisions will often bail out with their quarterly bonuses before the poo hits the fan. It’s everyone else who has to deal with the fallout.

eclectic_electron,

You clearly haven’t heard of private equity

tubaruco, in IYKYK

does the title mean “i you know you know”?

Edge004,

If you know, you know

FQQD,
@FQQD@lemmy.ohaa.xyz avatar

Yep.

tubaruco,

oh that makes more sense

db2, in You liar!

Time to clean your dryer venting.

lemming741,

I’ve never seen a heat pump dryer with an accurate countdown.

db2,

Had me in the first half… they’re up there with drawer style microwaves.

sploosh,

And camera lens.

unreachable,
@unreachable@lemmy.world avatar

and the microphone.

just in case they couldn’t spy correctly anymore.

LemmyIsFantastic, in I'm really getting over the enshitification of the internet.

Oh no, you’ll have to pay for the services you use!

interdimensionalmeme,

I am not paying hostage takers. I don’t negociate with terrorists. You will let me call grandma OR ELSE.

Metype,
@Metype@lemmy.world avatar

I’ve seen you a bit on a few of these posts, always defending these companies’ behavior. I tend to disagree with your stance. While I do understand that the infrastructure behind the sites I use is not free (trust me, I run some sites myself and my pitiful little things are expensive), I also do not think punishing users for adblock is justified. Neither is scraping as much data as can be gathered for further sale. Advertising can be very intrusive anymore and data collection from sites is no different. It’s not that the sites want to make money; it’s their insistence that the user is the product. Just pay walling the service would be much less scummy and unjustifiable than this nonsense.

RubberElectrons,
@RubberElectrons@lemmy.world avatar

This loser again. Hello, moron.

Annoyed_Crabby, in 🗑️🎯

Classic Obvious Plant

EmpathicVagrant,

We need a community for obvious plant stuff tbh.

TheGiantKorean, in I'm really getting over the enshitification of the internet.
@TheGiantKorean@lemmy.world avatar

I just don’t look at it if I have to make an account.

notenoughbutter,

just ask them to send a screenshot

LinkOpensChest_wav,

Same. Those sites simply don’t exist to me. If it’s so important that I see it, then copy/paste the content.

gandalf_der_12te,

It’s like they’re trying to show you a party that’s going on in some private location, but you don’t get in, because you don’t have an account. Well then, they say, if the account is free and you still don’t make it, it’s not our fault. So they close you out.

You telling them to “just copy and paste the content” is like telling them to send you a photo/video of the party. It’s not the same as being there.

Mango,

Right? If your message is important, then set it free. If it’s not, then I’m not gonna care.

LiamMayfair,

Yep, whenever people text me an Instagram or TikTok URL, I just scroll past it. I don’t even bother to find out what it’s supposed to be about, it’s completely inconsequential to me.

Guajojo,

My thought exactly, and I don’t feel like missing out either

chiliedogg,

Which is 100% fine by them.

They’ve created a situation where we HAVE to use ad-blockers for security, so they instead have to sell our data.

If they can’t make money off ads OR selling our data AND we won’t pay to view the content, all we’re really doing is using up their bandwidth.

zeekaran,

You’re missing nothing on Instagram.

Katana314, in I'm really getting over the enshitification of the internet.

I definitely think there’s room to invent some other social websites like Lemmy; things that can A) Monetize themselves in some way other than ads, B) Formulate the way users use them so that they’re resistant to bots, C) Promote well-thought discussion points instead of just regurgitation.

I’m seriously considering something like say, a site that requires users to record a short webcam video introducing themselves before they can post. Obviously, that wouldn’t be a good venue for anyone very privacy-focused, but perhaps you get the idea.

SuperSpruce,

Monetizing through ads isn’t the problem: The problem is that the companies keep getting greedier and seeing the new ways they can exploit the userbase.

Thrashy, (edited )
@Thrashy@lemmy.world avatar

Greed isn’t the problem, per se – it’s that outside of the biggest sites, which could hoover up ad targeting data of hundreds of millions to billions and sell that data through their own internal ad platform – the model was never viable to begin with. Notice that the enshittification really took off all soon as interest rates jumped? Tech startups have all been floating along on easy money, but now that loans aren’t basically free, VC dollars are drying up. Companies that could previously offset their capital burn with yet another round of investment now suddenly need to make money on their own merit, and are finding that they have to cut service to the bone and monetize the bejeezus out of what’s left if they have any chance of survival.

freebee,

Many leading shittifiers don’t match your explanation. Google, the owner of YouTube, is not a small start-up VC toy.

ICastFist,
@ICastFist@programming.dev avatar

Remember when ads were just those animated gif boxes on either side of the content you actually consumed? Pepperidge Farms remembers.

Then they became annoying popups, to the point that EVERY browser ships with popups blocked by default. Now it’s all javascript occupying your screen everywhere. Plus all those invasive “Notifications”

reptar, (edited )

I miss forums. Not that they disappeared completely but that used to be the go-to for good info. Still is maybe, cause I’ve read through a lot of garbage trying to learn about something pretty simple and then hit a forum post that’s like “well it depends if it’s early- or late-season blight”. What? The twenty garden blog posts I studied never mention such a distinction. But there’s Jimmy in Mt Carmel Indiana breaking it down.

tslnox,

One thing that’s actually better for all that’s worse is the Discord means one login for everything. Back then you had to register to every forum even if you only needed one file and never came back again.

Jknaraa,

Monetize

And this is exactly why we won’t actually get any new special projects, because anything which can’t be easily monetized will be treated as competition and ruined deliberately, and anything which can be easily monetized will be purchased and worn like a skin suit by greedy corpos the way the current Internet is being used.

interdimensionalmeme,

It is trivial to replace them. The only difficult part is killing them because they’re sucking all the air out of the internet.

There cannot be a facebook replacement as long as facebook exists. There will not be more than one center of the internet.

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