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JohnDClay, in I know You!

It’s even funnier if you’re arguing with them in another thread but are cordial in that one. There aren’t too many of us, we can’t afford to make enemies.

dditty, (edited )

Ha yeah that happened to me recently as well

checks profile just to be sure 🤨

starman2112,
@starman2112@sh.itjust.works avatar

My favorite is when I realize I’ve argued with the same communist in multiple threads. He’s just so consistently wrong about everything

baatliwala, in Japan is on its own wavelength.

YYYY-MM-DD for everything digital, DD-MM-YYYY for everything IRL.

Hello_there, in Reality Shattered

"I'm a good person. I just don't believe that kids should get food from the govt. So what if some kids are a little hungry. Their parents need to work harder"

scrubbles,
@scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech avatar

As Jesus wanted

Hello_there,

"Blessed are the meek, for they shall inherit the earth wash my car"

Donjuanme, in Why?

I’d rather have it be known why I’ve edited my message, rather than leave people to question if I’d edited the body or meaning of my message. In my case it’s an accredited science lab thing, but I imagine lots of corporate and legal professionals do the same.

corsicanguppy,

I also imagine things. Are you supporting your own position through things your brain created while staring out the window?

Pyroglyph,
@Pyroglyph@lemmy.world avatar

Supporting your position through things created in your brain is called “explaining yourself”, or more specifically “explaining the rationale behind your position”.

Did you think you were being clever?

Dick_Justice, in Why? Are we not doing enough?
@Dick_Justice@lemmy.world avatar

It was better before people absolutely fucking insisted on scraping reddit posts to bring over here. Post after post after post of regurgitated bot posts, without a single comment, no engagement at all. Fun!

jdeath,

I wish we could not have those

Communist,
@Communist@lemmy.ml avatar

You can easily block them

MrShankles,

I follow one for news articles. I don’t need nor want the comments. I also follow several news communities from lemmy; just a way for me to aggregate.

ALostInquirer, (edited )

Have you checked if the source sites of the articles being shared have RSS feeds? That would be a more optimal way to aggregate articles from a few sites than communities, depending on what you’re after.

Although, amusingly enough, you could also follow the RSS feeds of the news communities instead of doing that, but then there wouldn’t have been much of a point to making an account. 😅

Sheeple,
@Sheeple@lemmy.world avatar

And then you find the same post on FIVE separate communities! Fun²

FreshProduceAndShit,

I do wonder what the solution to this problem even looks like. Cuz I agree issa problem

TwinTusks,

I read somewhere that theres cross-post option that people can use, but … don’t.

IMALlama,

But but but… I want the little offshoot niche community to grow! I also want content to get seen by more than 5 people.

In reality there just isn’t the user mass to make small/niche communities viable right now, so you see more general communities filling the void.

An easy example is 3D printing. There are two 3D printing communities in the lemmyverse. There’s also a ‘fix my print’ community that’s a ghost town and a few printer specific communities that are also ghost towns. Posts in these more specialized communities tend to get a consistent level of votes, but very few comments.

I’ve intentionally been trying to seed more content, but it’s hard without literally posting the same thing in two spots.

sweetviolentblush, (edited )
@sweetviolentblush@sh.itjust.works avatar

Maybe there should be a community that boosts all those smaller niche communities? I think that could help spread the traffic around lemmy

floofloof,

I don’t see those. I think some instances have defederated from the worst offenders.

cumcum69, in The Season of Warmth and Hope

i’d happily tip my landlord over the side of a building

DaMonsterKnees, in Guten Tag Everybody
@DaMonsterKnees@lemmy.world avatar

Always know I’ve been awake too long when new turns Deutsche. Gotta brush up.

Console_Modder, in Guten Tag Everybody
@Console_Modder@sh.itjust.works avatar

Sprich Deutsch du Hurensohn

SchrodingersPat,

Jein?

PatFussy, in Stayin' Alive

Christmas music from 90s is mariah carey, 00s consists of justin beiber and 10s consist of Ariana grande. I would take 50s christmas any day over these options

FlyingSquid, in Every Job person now
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Can I pay rent? Also also no.

grayman,

The trick to not having to pay rent is to buy a house.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Then you pay mortgage instead of a rent. Plus property tax.

grayman,

Rent is just paying someone else’s mortgage and property taxes.

Rodeo,

How to save for a down payment when you can’t even afford rent?

grayman,

Wells Fargo got you fam! PMI will only be like 10%!

CaptKoala,

Scott Morrison is that you?

Koof_on_the_Roof, in Communist Filth/Capitalist Filth

Capitalism has a solution to the tent problem though

UK - The home secretary is proposing new laws to restrict the use of tents by homeless people, arguing that many of them see it as a “lifestyle choice”.

www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-67321319

valkyre09,

It sure is a lifestyle choice. The choice is the tent or a cardboard box, fucking insensitive assholes.

AngryCommieKender, (edited )

San Diego already banned camping in the city. The county board of supervisors either has proposed that they do the same or already has.

San Diego county is bigger than two states. They are trying to outlaw homelessness in an area about 65 miles north to south, and roughly the 86 miles east of The Pacific Ocean.

These are almost all Democrats, btw. We didn’t vote for Republicans.

Hikermick, in I love concerts. I do not love standing room only.

Get yourself some good insoles and hearing protection.

bmsok,

But you have to give respect to those old-timey crocs.

buzz,
@buzz@lemmy.world avatar

I dont understand this meme, what headliner?

bmsok,

The headliner refers to the main entertainer of the the show that comes on stage after the opening/warm-up acts finish performing. You have to get through the opening acts before you see the one you actually came for.

Pons_Aelius, in The joys of being alone all the time

The joy of knowing the difference between alone and lonely.

tdawg,

Being good company to others starts with being good company to yourself

remotelove,
@remotelove@lemmy.ca avatar

I try. Keeping myself occupied with a game of chess sounded cool too, but I always lose.

ivanafterall,
@ivanafterall@kbin.social avatar

I don't mind the losing, I just wish I didn't have to get so personal with the insults every time.

Pons_Aelius,

Well, there is no one else who knows what comments will sting the most.

jaybone,

STOP INSULTING YOURSELF!

STOP INSULTING YOURSELF!

Pons_Aelius,

Yep. I find many people who self-describe as extroverts are just deathly afraid of being alone with their own thoughts.

BaronDoggystyleVonWoof,

As a father with a family, I’m almost never alone. and when I am, I really have to adjust to it. So I feel lonely at first.

Pons_Aelius,

As someone without kids, I am the opposite. I need several hours of solitude each day.

BaronDoggystyleVonWoof,

Weird thing is, I need that as well! But I’m so used to that there is always someone in the house, when they are all gone it feels lonely. But then when I’m used to it, it’s awesome and I do whatever I want.

craftyindividual, in This is no encouragement to waste energy

Can someone explain the dead Saddam for me?

simple,

You posted your comment 4 times. Anyways, here: knowyourmeme.com/…/saddam-husseins-hiding-place

danc4498,

I have duplicate comments posted all the time. I think it’s just bugs in the 3rd party apps.

craftyindividual,

Oh that’s good! I wondered why the old boy was making a comeback.

turbowafflz, in I lose mine last month :(

I keep one on my keys since it’s useful for pushing reset buttons and things and if I really need to it even works as a screwdriver

webghost0101,

Someone told me this a few years ago. Absolute pro life tip!

Catsrules,

Does it ever poke you?

wetnoodle,
@wetnoodle@sopuli.xyz avatar

I tried doing it at one point, yes, frequently

turbowafflz,

Interesting, it never does for me. Maybe I’m just lucky or my sim tool is a slightly better shape

apprehensively_human,

I kept mine on my keychain for the longest time until it got me right under one of my finger nails. The amount of times I’ve had to use it does not justify that trauma.

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