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grue, in We are not the same

As a frugal person, I rarely shop at the dollar store because the shit there is so low-quality it’s a poor value even at that price.

Rodeo,

Frugal only counts if you’re poor. Otherwise it’s just being cheap.

dingus,

Imo, it’s absolutely fantastic for things like cards and gift bags.

People only look at a card for like 30 seconds and then forget about it. It makes more sense to get one at 1/6 of the price of a regular one. Same thing with gift bags.

For most other things, everything in it is shit. But it has its niche cases where it’s superior like that.

Fiivemacs,

Don’t even buy cards, waste of money. Blank paper, draw some terrible picture related to the thing, fold it and use that.

It’s custom, much cheaper, people laugh at your crappy art and everyone’s happy, if not happier then some hallmark junk

jonne,

Yep, their business model is basically to sell smaller packages for a low upfront price, taking advantage of customers that either don’t have the money to buy the big package or have limited transport options.

It’s another one of those things that illustrate that it’s expensive to be poor.

Fiivemacs,

This…people tell me to go there all the time but I refuse u less I want junk food or something I know I will throw away after a use or two.

You will always spend more in the end if you shop there

Zerush, in The NYC subway banned dogs on trains unless they fit into a small bag, so this guy trained his Pitbull to sit in a small bag.
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SnowBunting,

That looks so uncomfortable

Stuka,

He could have found something with more than a string for a handle. That’s gotta hurt to carry.

kamenlady,
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Looks improvised imo. Maybe he didn’t know and had to bag the dog somehow . At least the dog looks pretty comfy lol

tchotchony,

Maybe for short times, but I’ve heard about dogs getting paralyzed at the groomers’ from being put in a harness for too long. Veins get pinched. And that’s with a harness meant for dogs, not something improvised like this.

kamenlady,
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I hope it was a short trip, for both of them.

It’s really a good contrast to OP’s pic.

SwampYankee, in History lives in the present

Also Britain: Oh good, the UN voted in favor of splitting up the land except the entire Arab League voting against the plan? Ok, sounds good, bye guys, have fun!

Microw,

Also Britain: our troops and colonial administrators are getting killed and attacked by both groups of locals, bye guys, I’m noping out of here!

Neato,
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It's like an HOA: The council is deciding how to divide up your backyard between your neighbors. The lawn owner is the only dissenting vote and then the neighborhood wonders why they are being so hostile.

Bipta,

Except in this case it costs you not just your backyard but basically your entire life.

ryathal,

In this case the land owner has been renting for 100 years and doesn’t really care what the tenant thinks.

CADmonkey, in Truly an advancement

I started playing video games on a Coleco/ADAM computer. You’re damned right the PS1 had mind-boggling graphics.

brain_in_a_box, in Sure. Why not. Anything goes.

It’s probably not logistically viable, but as a matter of principle, there is absolutely no reason why DPRK couldn’t host to world cup. It’s gone to plenty of worse countries.

Aria,

It has only gone to worse countries.

Rottcodd, in Every day we stray further from God's light.
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And I have the same reaction I have to most of these types of things - I wonder what it tastes like, and wish I could try it.

I've never understood why these things trigger such uproar. It's not like it's poison or some sort of bodily secretion or something - it's just a somewhat unusual but entirely edible ingredient. And it could be good. So what's the problem?

Omniraptor,

elaborate performative outrage is just fun for its own sake sometimes idk

Rottcodd,
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I've suspected it's largely performative. I still don't really get it though.

PaupersSerenade,
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I mean, there are some funny food rants out there.

davis,

I agree. For example, I love cranberry sauce. I make it homemade and put it on everything during Thanksgiving. That includes Mac and cheese. And it’s really good! I wouldn’t be surprised if raisins could supply a similar sweetness.

BudgetBandit,

I wanted to say “in Austria, they put „Preiselbeerkompott“ on Cordon Bleu and (ChatGPT said it’s called like that:) game like boar and pheasant“

But the European Preiselbeere is just the smaller cousin of the Cranberry, they taste the same.

I figured it’ll help anyone speaking German who reads this, so I typed it out after I got my answers.

Polar,

Well a lot of people don’t like raisins, so that’s why it’s triggering an uproar?

It’s weird that you are forgetting that not everyone likes every food.

It’s awesome that you like raisins. Don’t need to dismiss those who don’t.

Holzkohlen,

And I don’t like curry, but I’m not a acting like an upset 8yo every day that India exists.

Polar,

That’s not the same, but okay.

Imagine taking your favourite dish and adding something you hate into it. That’s the equivalent.

CazRaX,

Still wouldn’t upset me because it doesn’t change what I eat.

Polar,

It’s very cool that you’ve never had any opinions about food before. Congratulations.

CazRaX,

It’s not that I don’t have opinions because I do, obviously, but I don’t get to the point where it upsets me because it does not affect me just like it didn’t affect anyone else. How I make food won’t be forced to change so it doesn’t matter if others do things differently.

Polar,

You’re getting upset over people hearing about someone adding an ingredient they don’t like into a globally recognized dish, and saying “ew”.

You’re acting like these people are protesting in the streets.

Have a little fun, my guy. People reacting to this saying “ew” is okay. I also personally think the idea of it is gross, and personally I won’t be trying it. Even if it turns out to be amazing, the texture is too much for me, and that’s okay.

CazRaX,

I’m not upset at all, I just commented on your favorite dish comment and then commented on your other comment that had nothing to do with mine. I also never said I mind how others react I said that I would not care because it would not affect me. I literally responded about me and spoke only for me you seen to think I was speaking for others.

GlitterInfection,

Fun fact: There’s a cook book for cum.

Tak,
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That’s not fun at all

KnightontheSun,

Funner fact: There’s a cookbook for eating shit.

spittingimage,
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Funnest fact: There’s a cookbook titled Cooking With Poo, but it’s not the book you’re thinking of.

anytimesoon,

Is there? What’s this book called… so that I know to avoid it

KnightontheSun,

I’ve only ever seen one copy on an Australian YouTube channel. They were doing outback survival and they brought out this book as a joke. It was a real book though and I’ve sought it to have, but I think it was likely self-published so not many copies exist. How many publishers would commit to publishing such material? Not many. It is my white whale. This book of shit.

Raxiel,
CollisionResistance, (edited ) in Housing is a Human Right, Hording unimaginable sums of Wealth, is not.
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They Have Money For War But Can’t Feed The Poor

-2pac

Keeponstalin,

Preach 🙏

Limit,

When the rich wage war its the poor who die.

-Mike Shinoda

FlyingSquid,
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The poor go to war, to fight and die for the delights, riches, and superfluities of others.

– Plutarch

CE 45 - ~CE 119

This has literally been said by people for at least two millennia.

Blackmist, in Everything I need is still in in the old settings windows that haven't changed in 23 years

Only 23 years?

I don’t think this bad lad has changed since Windows 3.1

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/a050387d-1f3c-4761-af02-11749c1d92de.png

w2tpmf,

3.11 but yeah

DmMacniel,

3.11 as 3.1 had no networking capability.

Whenever I saw that old dialog it felt like a comfort blanket… that won’t ever let you go and entangle you in it’s comfy iron grip.

SnotFlickerman, in Pragernant
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how is babby formed

how girl get pragnent

skippedtoc,

When a man and a woman love each other very much then…

Well everyone stops at ‘then’ so I guess, the baby just appears then.

Blamemeta,

I heard the boy pees in her ear. Its how you avoid cooties!

Viking_Hippie,

PREGANTE!

ThePyroPython,

PREGANANANT!

NegativeLookBehind,
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My circle is nomal

DarkPhysix,

If a women has starch masks

So_zetta_slowpoke,

Dangerops prangent sex will it hurt baby top of his head?

Seraph,
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am I gregnant

finthechat,
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Preguntas

chandz05, in In truth I was just at home, but a day off is a day off.

I know a lot of workplaces/bosses don’t like it, but I’m of the opinion that your time off is your time off. It doesn’t matter if you’re in town or out of town, have the ability to get to work or not, if you have scheduled time off, you shouldn’t have to make any excuses as to why you’re not at work.

TimeSquirrel, (edited )
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Going from retail to trade work 20 years ago was a world of difference. If someone has a day off, it's a DAY OFF and you better not even call the motherfucker. Workers will even get yelled at by the boss for disturbing fellow employees personal time if they don't absolutely have to.

Retail is just all hell. If anyone is doing that, get out. Get out any way you can. There is no future, you will NOT be rewarded for going above and beyond, and you are just a corporate asset.

There's also another major difference. In the trades, comraderie grows organically as you work with others on a job. In retail, it's all forced, with dumbass morning meetings and songs and shit.

tiramichu, (edited )

I work in IT and if you need to call someone when they are off, that’s a huge embarrassment.

Nothing should fall apart because one person on the team isn’t there. Nothing should ever be so critical that their absence is life and death. Never should there be a problem where only one person has the answers.

If you have to call someone when they’re off then you didn’t manage your team and their work properly, and you fucked up, big.

Sharkwellington,

This is what I’ve heard called the “bus buffer”, which means “run your team so that if someone is hit by a bus you aren’t totally screwed.”

tiramichu,

Yep, and conversely someone is a “bus risk” if they are that single critical person.

rockerface,

Work in IT too, can 100% agree. If someone needs to come in at weekends/vacations/days off, it’s a genuine skill issue of whoever is managing the project

reverendsteveii, in nObOdY wAnTs tO wOrK aNyMoRe

I wanna quibble with this just a little bit. People work. Left to their own devices, with their needs met, people will dedicate their energy toward generating value.

What no one wants to do is a job, which is an arrangement by which several of us have to do more in exchange for less so one of us can do nothing all day and then complain that “nobody wants to work anymore”.

anubis119, in At least you didn’t post it
eating3645,

I laughed way too hard at this, many thanks.

Prater,

That’s right!

db2, in Someone should paste this in Tiananmen Square

What are you trying two say

JohnDClay,

That Tiwan is the rightful government of China, there are just rebellious western provinces that call themselves the CCP?

name_NULL111653, (edited )

I agree. (But I think they were just making fun of your spelling).

CowsLookLikeMaps,

pssst. that wasn’t OP

Marxist_Bear,

The KMT are literal fascists. You don’t become the rightful government without overwhelming support of the people.

Kidplayer_666,

Mate, you might be 30 years in the past

purahna,
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things people who invoke holodomor on an hourly basis say

Alto,
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Working overtime to keep that social credit score high I see

purahna, (edited )
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social credit is just gen Xs’ and millennials’ rebrand of orientalism and yellow peril. Boomers just called it called it China’s tentacles. It’s beaten to death and it wasn’t funny when it was brand new. Find new material to veil your orientalism please, this one’s all used up

umbrella, (edited )
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I tought this was a thing, not like the western media portrays but somewhat? What actually happens over there, can you elaborate?

purahna,
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Social credit, insofar as it actually exists, is barely any different from a criminal record, and certainly less restrictive than that combined with a FICO score and an advertiser’s profile.

foreignpolicy.com/…/china-social-credit-system-au…

Alto,
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"You can't criticize blatant authoritarianism because that would be shuffles deck racist!"

purahna, (edited )
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the racist thing is Americans calling literally any other country in the world “authoritarian” because the way they do it doesn’t involve police apprehending you for failing to pay your Big Mac microloan

America has 4% of the world population and 25% of it’s prison population. Over a quarter of our prisoners are held with no trial and a majority are held on nonviolent charges. America has the largest military in the world and has used it to exact more death than any other nation on the planet today. America has the Patriot Act, the TSA, the CIA, and the FBI. Any discussion about authoritarianism that does not start and end with America is an unfounded attack on every other nation mentioned, and that’s usually gonna be american exceptionalism and prejudice against whoever the other nation is.

cantstopthesignal,

That’s actually their governments position. To admit otherwise would acknowledge Taiwan’s independence and would anger China. They are still technically at war.

Joncash2,

The funny thing is that people think China would disagree with that map, yet that map is exactly what China claims. In fact, Taiwan claims far more than that map, so the only source of disagreement technically would be on the naming. However, China, or Sino wouldn’t actually care. You think China is the name they gave themselves or even use or say that term? That was a Western nomenclature put upon them in the first place.

China’s largest gas company is called sinopec, not chinapec. So that weird name change is meaningless to them. If that made the west happy so they could take over Taiwan, they’d do it in a heartbeat.

JoShmoe,

Those flithy westerners

Omega_Haxors,

It’s CPC, racist.

rmuk,

Try too think more carefully in case you make a comment that’s to controversial.

Zerush, (edited ) in I have bad news for you...
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As a Spaniard I see a shirt full of farts. I prefer this one, it is more elegant and concise

https://file.coffee/u/8VoMz3KmvwMevIqWB-Ztz.webp

kambusha,

I believe that’s what Conor McGregor wore?

Zerush,
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Custoslibera, in For my mythology fans

Ma’am for a dollar name a woman Zeus fathered a child with!!!

kamenlady, (edited )
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Alcmene, Demeter, Hera, Leto, Maia, Metis, Mnemosyne, Semele, Hybris, Nemesis, Nymph Sithnid, Pandora, Persephone

to name a few.

Gonna be rich if it’s a Dollar per woman

Custoslibera, (edited )

HERA?! HERA!!! Nobody cares about her, that vengeful BITCH!!!

0x4E4F,

And they say men are pigs… good god…

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot,

No, swans.

0x4E4F,

In that case, pigs can fly.

perishthethought,

Except when this guy comes screaming at you on the street then it’s like you’ve never known any human being’s name ever.

GBU_28,

NAME A WOMAN!

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