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Assman, in Ding!
@Assman@sh.itjust.works avatar

He looks like if they put Mel Gibson’s William Wallace in the dungeon for 37 years instead of killing him

TootSweet,

He looks like Tom Hanks’ character in Castaway going through a too-much-eyeshadow phase.

Assman,
@Assman@sh.itjust.works avatar

It makes sense. What better time to experiment with makeup than when you’re alone for years.

Alteon,

Spot on!

MBZzZzZzZz,

This looks like Mel Gibson shortly after his divorce.

Buttons, in literally no clue
@Buttons@programming.dev avatar

I want to make a short film / animation where aliens are approaching earth, the only thing we know about the aliens is that they plan to destroy all life and replace it with their own twisted creation. A few minutes of typical story follows, heroes assemble, go to fight, etc. The heroes lose and the ending scene shows that the aliens have succeeded and replaced all the diverse life on Earth with a perfectly manicured lawn that covers the entire planet. A biological wasteland.

UnverifiedAPK,
Son_of_dad,

So is this like a whole movie with the premise of “the cage” from star trek?

CPMSP,

Commence high pitched screeching

blanketswithsmallpox,

Pretty sure one of the nearby planets to Earth in The Foundation series is like that.

An entire planet covered in sunflowers that shoot deadly ass rays against anything that comes close. Perfect homogeneity.

Guntrigger,

Please, not the ass rays!

blanketswithsmallpox,

I’m glad someone got it lol.

The pistols and stamens, the center part of the flower are where the reproductive organs are. So it’s the closest thing to an ass a plant has.

People need to be proud of their.puns again damnit!

Caradoc879, in Double standards or something, I don't know...

I haven’t heard any reports of Ukrainians slaughtering fleeing civilians, though, so…

Evilsandwichman, in Sure. Why not. Anything goes.

America is hosting the world cup next so…yeah literally at this point anything goes. The only way it could be worse is if the literal Nazi regime was back and they were hosting the world cup.

ShimmeringKoi,
@ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net avatar

Don’t give Canada any ideas

K0W4LSK1,

Or it’s fatherland US of A where Nazis are national heroes

Oh… wait they already did

GasMaskedLunatic, in Please DownVote If You Dislike The New Apple Vision Pro

Could you please delete this post and post it again so we can all dislike it a fourth time? I need more dopamine.

clergywomenpro,

This shit is funny. What’s your deal?..

GasMaskedLunatic,

I was meming on OP for deleting and re-posting this multiple times because they were frustrated by the amount of downvotes.

DumbAceDragon, in Lemmy isn't what I expected but I love this place
@DumbAceDragon@sh.itjust.works avatar

The natural state of the internet is just trekkies and tech geeks, everyone else is an invasive species.

setsneedtofeed,
@setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world avatar

Look at this at tell me it’s insufficiently nerdy.

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/a29c35cb-8307-4cc2-b710-20584fa5dbf6.png

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Okay, I’ll tell you it’s insufficiently nerdy. How about a game that’s been played since 1983 and has just gotten to the second turn?

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/caad1eb6-23b0-4119-993c-7a201e09a731.png

The only game that came with its own protractor. I’m not joking.

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/9465d3d8-bf2e-4802-9a86-506baf136f7b.png

SlopppyEngineer,

Eternal September, when the vermin move in.

superduperenigma, in I am a surgeon!

You’re off to a great start by running a glove-free hand through your fully exposed hair.

GrammatonCleric, in Essential NPC
@GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world avatar

Dicks out for causality

theluddite, (edited ) in I'm really getting over the enshitification of the internet.
@theluddite@lemmy.ml avatar

It’s not a solution, but as a mitigation, I’m trying to push the idea of an internet right of way into the public consciousness. Here’s the thesis statement from my write-up:

I propose that if a company wants to grow by allowing open access to its services to the public, then that access should create a legal right of way. Any features that were open to users cannot then be closed off so long as the company remains operational. We need an Internet Rights of Way Act, which enforces digital footpaths. Companies shouldn’t be allowed to create little paths into their sites, only to delete them, forcing guests to pay if they wish to maintain access to the networks that they built, the posts that they wrote, or whatever else it is that they were doing there.

As I explain in the link, rights of way already exist for the physical world, so it’s easily explained to even the less technically inclined, and give us a useful legal framework for how they should work.

psivchaz,

I agree but I think it needs to be slightly more practical. Sometimes a line of business just dries up and it would damage the company to try and keep that service going. It wouldn’t make sense to force a company into bankruptcy to keep one line going that few people use anymore.

Earlier today, though, I was thinking about sunsetting guarantees. Companies can and should decommission things when it makes business sense, but the user generated content it has gathered shouldn’t just disappear, and they shouldn’t be allowed to destroy the user experience of things people have bought.

So I would propose rules like:

  • If a service is being decomissioned or an entry point to that service being shut down, the content available on that service must be made available as a bulk export. Personal data, such as account data, messages, etc should be made available to users individually, while publicly accessible content should be made available publicly.
  • If a public service is being taken down completely, source code should be made available publicly.
  • If the service for a device which was physically purchased by consumers is being taken down, an update must be provided to allow users to use a local or alternative backend service. The source code for the service must be released publicly.
  • If features are being removed from a service which backed a physically purchased device, an update must be offered which allows users to point to a local or alternative service for either all functionality or, at minimum, the removed functionality. Looking at you, Google, keep removing features…
theluddite,
@theluddite@lemmy.ml avatar

Yeah, as always, the devil is in the details. For now I think that we need a simple and clear articulation of the main idea. In the exceedingly unlikely event that it ever gets traction, I look forward to hammering out the many nuances.

nxdefiant, in No take backs?

STEAKS ARE FAKE

REAL STEAK DOESN’T EXIST

LEARN KUNG FUUUUUUUUU

AlolanYoda,

They aren’t fake, they’re just rare

PerogiBoi, in When pressing the power button makes you powerless
@PerogiBoi@lemmy.ca avatar

I’m here to make sure most comments here have the word “Linux” in it.

Telodzrum,

I’d just like to interject for moment. What you’re refering to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX.

Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called Linux, and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project.

There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. Linux is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine’s resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Linux is normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system is basically GNU with Linux added, or GNU/Linux. All the so-called Linux distributions are really distributions of GNU/Linux!

quazar,

😡

Telodzrum,

🫂

zorro, (edited ) in venture capitalism goes brrr

I don’t agree. Really nice improvement imo. But I get it, change is hard.

bi_tux,
@bi_tux@lemmy.world avatar

Just wish I could swap back

EvolvedTurtle,

Yeah I’ve been trying to not instantly hate change

Its really hard tho

zorro,

I’m proud of you, random internet stranger!

EvolvedTurtle,

Thank you random internet stranger

Retrograde,
@Retrograde@lemmy.world avatar

Fascinating, I really didn’t think there were people who would consider that a nice change but 🤷‍♂️

c0mbatbag3l,
@c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world avatar

How? You liked having your personal chats in the servers section? This seems like a clear UI improvement across the board to me, much more intuitive.

zelut,

I’ve always liked having personal chats in the servers section. The notifications were much more clear, as the chat would always pop up to the top, and navigating to them was significantly easier as every area for messaging was easily accessible through one motion.

The UI is generally better and separating personal chats isn’t a deal breaker for me, but the new app is buggy in ways that actively impede my daily use, such as search filters not working over the full server in the default search bar, and the structure for dms makes it much harder to go seemlessly between talking in a server and talking with a group of friends in a dm or sending a message to someone. Swiping out of DMs to servers has much more friction, and switching between DMs takes significantly longer and is incredibly glitchy, sometimes trapping text boxes in a different chat, opening the conversation well above where you were actually talking, and many times it simply will get trapped in one dm and I need to restart the app fully to use DMs normally again.

I generally use significantly more DMs than servers, talking with my friends in groups of 3 or individually and having one or two servers for large communities of people. As such, the significantly shittier DM experience on mobile is making me want to use discord significantly less on mobile.

EvolvedTurtle,

I do still look in the server section for my dms lmao

stebo02,
@stebo02@sopuli.xyz avatar

I like knowing where things are. I couldn’t find dms after the update until some told me. I also keep trying to swipe left to see members but that has moved too. I feel like in general everything has become harder to find.

SnotFlickerman, in textbook
@SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

face down / ass up

Omgarm,

That’s the way we like to learn anatomy.

electrogamerman,

and fuck

velvetThunder, in Don't belive big telecom

I was living in a world where I wasn’t aware that it’s a thing to steal cables. Thanks. But aren’t fiber optic more expensive?

ridethisbike, (edited )

Probably, but I don’t think you can easily melt it down and sell the raw materials like you can with metals… Just a hunch

Caboose,

Fiber optic cables are very much not recyclable, at least with the current recycling technologies.

reddithalation,

i mean its glass, could just melt it down

lorty,
@lorty@lemmygrad.ml avatar

What makes fiber optic useful is the fact that it is a very specific kind of glass.

Strykker,

But it’s still dirt fucking cheap to produce.

The expensive parts of fibre are the transmitters/receivers at each end and the labour to splice/terminate it properly.

xradeon,

Sure, but the glass core is only 8–9 µm wide, it’s a minuscule amount of glass compared to copper cables so it’s not really worth it to melt it down.

Caboose, (edited )

Most optical fiber is 125um of glass with 250um coating. The coating and the jacketing that make up the cable (mostly non-recyclable plastic) are the real problem.

xradeon,

I don’t know of any fiber that the core is 125 microns. Can you link to one? Neither Single Mode nor Multi Mode fiber is that large.

Caboose,

Sure: prysmiangroup.com/…/SMF---Single-Mode-Optical-Fib…

You are right the core of most optical fibers is either 8-9um for singlemode, or 62.5 or 50um for multimode. The cladding, which is also made of glass, surrounds the core and this is almost always 125um. Often there is more than one layer that makes up the cladding glass to help reduce the bend radius before you start to attenuate your signal. You need both the core and the cladding of different refractive indexes to create total internal reflection, which is how fiber optics work over long distances with low loss.

The glass (core + clad) is the only part of the fiber that is really recyclable. Everything else is plastic that is difficult to chemically remove.

There’s a lot of really bad literature out there on fiberoptics, so I don’t really blame anyone for not knowing this stuff. Here’s a pretty good article that sums up how fiberoptics work I pulled off google: ofsoptics.com/…/how-do-communications-fiber-optic…

Gabu,

It’s hyper complex glass

Caboose,

Some are complex, most aren’t I’d say.

Honytawk,

No, Fiber cables are really cheap. They are basically just glass with some reflective coat.

It is just that the connectors and more importantly the work of attaching those connectors to the cable that makes them expensive. They need to be welded in a dust-free environment, and require lots of skill to get right.

the_seven_sins, (edited )
@the_seven_sins@feddit.de avatar

Also, copper cables capable of transmitting high data rates aren’t easily manufactured either. Think of shielding, twisted pairs of wires, etc. And they don’t even contain a lot of copper.

Catsrules, (edited )

Generally when I hear people discussing fiber the big costs is actually running the cables and terminating and splicing the ends, the actual cable itself is relatively inexpensive from my understanding.

But with regard to stealing cable, you really can’t do much with a fiber cable on the secondary market besides using it for fiber, and you also would probably need to re-terminate it that can be very costly. Compared to copper or other type of metal cables that can be sold very easily for scrap metal. That can be melted down and made into something else or just reused as cable.

Yamainwitch, in Core Values

Lmaoooo just in time for Thanksgiving dinner. 😆 Good luck to all the lemmings out there who have to deal with conservative family members today/tonight.

Grayox,
@Grayox@lemmy.ml avatar

To those that are about to dine, we salute you!

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