Crack0n7uesday,

This is how we mine for the spice.

Angry_Maple,
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Figure 8(a):

The worms are summoned to protect their creator from being exorcised. In this depiction, you can see the exorcism waves being emitted from the cross.

gnate,

Summon worms for your Tom Waits cover song by playing the Earth like a bass.

JoeTheSane,

Worms rush to the surface in anticipation of a tiny Jesus corpse.

LaunchesKayaks,
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Recruiting for the next Tremors film has begun.

lseif,

jesus uses a christian forcefield to stop snakes

wuphysics87,

It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again

tuto193,

How to introduce religion to a new civilazation

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

How to repel vampiric wyrms.

Xyloph,

Worms hate ground wifi

billwashere,

Worms love Stone Age Wi-Fi.

custard_swollower,

Walk without a rhytm, and you won’t attract the worm!

CaptainBlagbird,
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How prangent is formed.

Daft_ish, (edited )

Crosses when mounted* in the ground allows christ to communicate with worms and summon christmas.

*the horizontal cross must be aligned perfectly parallel with the surface of the earth.

darthsid,

How to pick up women

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