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jaybone, in Be free. Be unreachable.

This is the guy sending those emails.

31337, in And thus my subtitle requirement was born

I personally like high dynamic range. Most receivers, and I’m guessing most smart TVs, have some form of dynamic range compression if you don’t. Bad quality, “realistic” voice recordings are a different issue. Having a center channel speaker also helps a lot.

Zorg,
@Zorg@lemmings.world avatar

Most TVs seem to default to playing the surround audio track, which is a terrible idea when you only have stereo speakers, but I guess the TVs do it in case you decide to hook up a multi speaker system mid movie?? Choosing the down mixed stereo audio instead, makes for a much better experience for most people.

calypsopub,

Center channel speaker FTW

OpenStars, in Thank you for your service
@OpenStars@startrek.website avatar

“Freedom”

Annoyed_Crabby, in Don't mind if I do

I don’t understand this joke because i only do pepsi.

foggy,

but are you stoked to open another?

GrammatonCleric,
@GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world avatar

You must hate carbonation then

CaptainProton, in They don't understand. We built these machines so that we can work more.

The Ancient Greeks weren’t actively trying to turn the strawberries in your fridge into a SaaS subscription.

dejected_warp_core,

This actually points to the root of the problem. You couldn’t do that kind of retail subscription nonsense in ancient times because the bookkeeping, identity management, and fraud prevention would have been a nightmare. Since we found out how to automate all of those problems away, here we are.

CaptainProton, (edited )

Sort of, my point is really that there are new kinds of work that were not really conceivable at the time, most of which has no direct influence on whether you’re fed, clothed, housed, and healthy. (Indirectly is another matter, North Korean’s wisest minds centrally decide what really matters and look where that gets them… Not a 3 day work week)

drphungky,

I am from now on referring to local produce clubs as “Strawberries As A Service”. Thank you.

Cannacheques,

Shit should be free, or cheaper at least, if you’re poor, trying to draw blood from a stone is how the poor stay poor and the elite fall to pieces and lose their entire hierarchy

AllonzeeLV, (edited ) in Family that says they're "too old" for santa

On a related side note, Violent Night with David Harbour as Santa is a new holiday classic to me.

surewhynotlem,

I really enjoyed the back story they gave him.

brlemworld,

David Harbour is so sexy 🥵

tillary, in It's cheaper is what it is

Therapist: you need to focus less on the things that are outside of your control, and come to accept the fact that there are some things you just can’t change.

Me: crying you mean some things just be what they be?

Zipitydew,

It do

Plopp,

That’ll be $1.000

mack7400,

Meh, fist-size drywall repair kits are cheaper.

Crashumbc, (edited )

$1,000

(For the US folks)

user1234, in Utterly insane

Is he related to Doug Bowser?

CH3DD4R_G0BL1N,
@CH3DD4R_G0BL1N@sh.itjust.works avatar

Seriously, what are the odds? I was really confused as to why Nintendo was going after their own all of a sudden.

LinkOpensChest_wav, in *Grabs popcorn*

I’m sick of it too as an American. Let’s give the land back now.

ivanafterall,
@ivanafterall@kbin.social avatar

I'd give back my portion, but I don't own any of it either.

LinkOpensChest_wav,

Same, but unfortunately my ancestors did own a bit. Also, I think we’d all be better off if we returned it.

Thcdenton,
kinther, in And unfortunately our legal team is also *short-staffed*, sir.
@kinther@lemmy.world avatar

A+ execution, one of the better Dubya memes I’ve seen

Karelemmy, in The current state of Twitch

Well, on Twitch and YouTube and Reddit, I’m settled.

On Twitch, I never visit front-page. I follow the channels I follow.

On YouTube, I watch the subscribed channels (and recommend videos. If good, I follow).

Reddit, I don’t visit All or Popular. I have the subreddits I wanna follow.

On Lemmy, it’s so new that I haven’t found all the places, so I go to All on Local and see what’s up - like I do now.

dumpsterlid, (edited )

Yeah, I do a similar thing with youtube and reddit. I am interested in communities of humans I like curating content and conversations. I am less interested in a robot doing so, even if it wasn’t a crap advertisement and engagement robot.

I am interested in the humans and I find it infuriating how often these websites try to shove what the robots want me to engage with down my throat while hiding access to the humans/communities I am interested in so I always have to click through to see it.

variants,

Yeah for that reason I just have my YouTube subscription download and go to my plex server so I don’t have to deal with ads or algorithms and we have a discord channel where we share interesting videos so I find a lot of my content that way. For reddit I just stopped going there after the exodus except when doing searches and I can’t find what I’m looking for I’ll add reddit to the search query to see the comments and hope there’s an answer there

Annoyed_Crabby, in *Grabs popcorn*

Ahh shit, call the survey corps.

balderdash9,

Sie sind das Essen und wir sind die Jäger!

theodewere, in Xi Jinping wants to: 📍Know your location
@theodewere@kbin.social avatar

people with those phones should search for things like: renal disease, liver failure, heart palpitations, etc. on a regular basis.. that way the CCP's AI will flag you as undesirable for the organ harvesting system..

Venat0r,

Because being categorised for the slave labour system is so much better… 😅

theodewere,
@theodewere@kbin.social avatar

might give you just the chance you need to escape to the hinterlands and join the Resistance

Nacktmull, (edited ) in The current state of Twitch

This makes me feel disappointed. I still remember when I discovered twitch years ago an thought “a whole site for livestreams of people playing videogames? That is so cool!”. Nothing lasts forever I guess …

DrDickHandler,

The fuck is this comment? Twitch is still 90%+ video games.

The_Picard_Maneuver,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar

Without intentional effort to prevent it, every platform eventually becomes some level of this.

Youtube: remember when they had to scrap “reply” videos because they were all borderline NSFW spam?

Onlyfans: was originally intended to be a platform for fans of fashion, idols, etc. I guess they just embraced it since then.

Tumblr: banned NSFW content because they thought they were becoming a porn site and didn’t want to moderate that.

Reddit: Segregated it and relies on community moderation, because otherwise it’s like half of the front page.

Twitter: it’s still all over, under most popular posts. I don’t know if they moderate it out or not.

Nacktmull,

Pornification, the Carcinisation of social media …

Bongles,

Twitter: it’s still all over, under most popular posts. I don’t know if they moderate it out or not.

They used to try, now they don’t at all.

TurtleJoe,
@TurtleJoe@lemmy.world avatar

The only thing they moderate is people calling musk mean names.

FlihpFlorp,

So is social media becoming porn just like entropy or something

SCB,

Human beings like sex. Any sufficiently large platform will naturally trend toward it if possible.

The_Picard_Maneuver,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar

Absolutely. I’d even say it’s media in general. TV shows, movies, advertisements. They will always get as close as legally allowed.

nilloc,

Unless it was just urban legend, VHS supposedly won out over Betamax because there was more porn available. It was the first “killer app” and helped make early rental stores profitable.

And similar things happened with all forms of the internet: Gopher, BBS (though maybe less so, it was before my time and so bandwidth limited), Hotline, the original cam girls and blogs.

It’s just porn, all the way down. That’s why it’s called the oldest profession.

daltotron,

Unless it was just urban legend, VHS supposedly won out over Betamax because there was more porn available. It was the first “killer app” and helped make early rental stores profitable.

That was just urban legend I’m pretty sure. The reason it was able to be made profitable by video rental stores, I believe, is because JVC was more willing to license out their technology than Sony, so it was cheaper and more available to the average consumer. VHS also came out with more/had more recording styles more faster, and was more willing to degrade the integrity of their system, and degrade video quality, compared to Sony.

I forget if this was the case to begin with, or if this was a retroactive codec/recording style, but you could watch a full home theater VHS copy of a movie with one VHS tape, compared to the two betamax tapes you would need. That contributes, on top of not being a more proprietary technology, to a cheaper overall price. You could also, at a certain point, record multiple hours of a basketball game, in really shitty quality, if you wanted.

Basically, VHS benefited from a sort of economy of scale, and you were able to record more for less money total, which was rapidly becoming more appealing and more relevant, compared to the marginal quality gains of betamax, as things like VCRs and more accessible home movies started to hit the home video market.

I think the only major hits betamax ended up having was sort of filling out a gap in more mid-quality video recordings for stuff like TV shows, on the production end, because they were of higher quality than VHS, but I don’t remember much about that.

nilloc,

The result of VHS’s open system still enabled porn to show up on it sooner. And that helped more dudes want to drop $1-2k on a VCR.

Beta_cam_ did live on as a TV video format, I used one in high school and our local cable access still ran on betacam S in the late 90s.

It was the same sized tape as Betamax, but ran at a much higher speed for better quality (more info per inch of tape), they even switched to digital at some point, but I’d move on to MiniDV in college by then.

daltotron,

Good to know, so it’s not all urban legend, a little bit of truth to it.

Also good to know about the betacam stuff, I couldn’t quite remember what the situation was there.

ByteWizard,

Hotline

Instant nostalgia hit. Good times…

Socsa,

Reddit: intentionally curating the internet’s biggest high school to onlyfans content pipeline.

FTFY. I am genuinely shocked they haven’t been called out for this yet.

htrayl,

Called out for what? Please, continue demonizing sex work.

Meowoem,

Intentionally curating the what now?

Socsa,

Reddit allows people as young as 13 to sign up. It is also one of the biggest sites for OF marketing on the Internet, and the site itself is probably at least 20-30% porn depending on how you measure it. This isn’t even some hypothetical thing, you can go see people with 5 year old reddit accounts making posts like “now that I’m 18 I can finally show you my butthole.”

To be clear here my crusade is not against porn on Reddit, it’s against children on Reddit, and not because I care about guarding their virtue or anything, but originally because I thought reddit was better before it got infested with teenagers, and now because I want to see the site burn, so this seems like a good string to pull.

wildginger,

Its not even changed, bud, ops tripping

gibmiser, in Santa Claus is boiliiing an eeeeeegg
samus12345,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

Santa’s using his magic to boil them without a heat source and also to make them float, apparently.

gibmiser,

I dunno, look at that fork, it’s gotta be hot, shits like a limp noodle.

0ops,

There is no fork

samus12345,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

I should have specified without a conventional heat source.

Jimmycrackcrack,

The heat source is his rage.

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