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msgraves, in Too soon?

why not be a based blue robot powered by blood who runs through the nine layers of instead?

DarylDutch, in Too soon?

Nah man. That guy had to do it. Find me the woman who let her child climb into the enclosure.

AlDente, in Too soon?

Dicks out!

magnusmanske, in Let do this

Was it a picture of Vigo the Carpathian?

Thcdenton, in Let do this

Thats wholesome and adorable. My pops used to always pick me up to see stuff when I was little.

nifty, (edited ) in They don't understand. We built these machines so that we can work more.
@nifty@lemmy.world avatar

Okay I like my work, can I just do that instead of orgies?

SpaceNoodle,

What work do you do that’s better than orgies?

WarmSoda, (edited )

I work in the two orgies at the same time field.

lightnsfw,

Do I get to select the people I’m orgying with or is it like dating where I’m mostly limited to options I don’t find physically attractive?

ivanafterall,
@ivanafterall@kbin.social avatar

It's like real life Tinder. You have to stand physically nude in front of potential co-orgyists as they judge you and decide your worth.

sbv,

I’ve changed my mind, I think I’ll just take the four day work week, thank you.

afraid_of_zombies,

I think I just found out why we don’t do many orgies.

SpaceNoodle,

Beggars can’t be choosers

nifty,
@nifty@lemmy.world avatar

It’s nothing special I am just a nerd

SpaceNoodle,

So am I, but I’ve put in enough time that I think I’ve earned eternal orgies

nifty,
@nifty@lemmy.world avatar

Hope you get them!!

EdibleFriend,
@EdibleFriend@lemmy.world avatar

Your hope is being interpreted as consent. You will be part of the orgy.

nifty,
@nifty@lemmy.world avatar

Oh nooes! What to do!?

EdibleFriend,
@EdibleFriend@lemmy.world avatar

Google anal training.

SouravSatvaya, in Too soon?
@SouravSatvaya@lemmy.world avatar

Gear up boys, this is war.

licherally, in I wish sleep wasn't so appealing now.

I’ve put over 400 hours into vanilla terraria and recently started the calamity mod, first day I put like 6 hours into it.

I don’t play every day, I just don’t have the time/energy. But when I do I try to make it count.

That being said, we used to play Edward forty hands and try to beat ocarina of time in a single evening, usually staying up until dawn despite the copious alcohol.

I’m not the stallion I used to be, but even an old horse has something to prove.

Tangent5280, in Have you ever seen them live?

To the machines, it is harvest day, but to the plants it is the Holocaust!

killeronthecorner, in Too soon?
@killeronthecorner@lemmy.world avatar

To avenge harambe you must haram be

pelespirit, in They don't understand. We built these machines so that we can work more.
@pelespirit@sh.itjust.works avatar

When I went freelance, it was hard not having a boss at first, now I’m totally into it. It took around a year for me to get everything to where I felt good about it. I think a lot of people don’t realize that the uncomfortable feeling of not having a boss usually doesn’t last forever. The people who liked working from home probably get it. We are taught to have bosses from a very early age.

Ilovethebomb,

Not having a more senior person to go to when you get stuck could be a problem.

diffcalculus,

I always have Mr. Stackoverflow as my senior person.

That is, until he slaps me in the face and tells me my questions are always repeated.

Tbird83ii,

This is answered in the previous thread. Marked as duplicate.

diffcalculus,

Fffffffffffffffffffff

Ilovethebomb,

Wut?

afraid_of_zombies,

Also was a freelancer. I felt like I had more bosses. Instead of one person to keep happy it was an entire client staff to keep happy. I gave it up for a lot of reasons and went back to corporate.

Emerald, in Me after Christmas dinner

Cursed edit. I wonder how that was done

Echo5, in You're halfway there!

My dudes!

w2tpmf, in When I see The_Picard_Maneuver’s total combined post and comment score on his profile page

Wouldn’t Dr Evil be the right meme to use here?

TheDoozer, in When I see The_Picard_Maneuver’s total combined post and comment score on his profile page

Hey, my wife and me, too! I’ve watched episodes here and there, but never consistent enough to really get into it. Starting from scratch now, though!

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