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MotoAsh, (edited ) in Is it just me?

Nah, that’s the thing with mental disorders and other things: They’re usually just an imbalance of otherwise normal behaviors/moods/etc. Most people should be able to relate to most mental disorders.

They just shouldn’t do the, “lol I’m so OCD!” thing, because that trivializes how nasty the real disorders get. The people with the disorders don’t just have flashes of silly desires or emotions (usually), but rather a literally debilitating to normal daily life disorder that no one would want to deal with.

captainlezbian,

Yeah but it’s really funny to say “I’m so ocd” to the sorts of shit that got me diagnosed with it. “I’m so ocd my panic takes a spiral pattern” or “I’m so ocd I have to check if I locked my car door 3 times, not 2, not 4, maybe 6, but sometimes 9”

surewhynotlem,

I always find this interesting because my story went something like this:

“ADHD are just people with normal impulses, but more frequent and less able to control them”

“I’m smart and able to multitask really well. Sure I fixate on things sometimes but everyone does. And of course I can have that espresso before bed. Caffeine doesn’t affect me.”

“Everyone creates patterns in their life to remember basic things. Counting steps in my daily routine, time boxing tasks with alarms, and giving myself lots of little rewards is just efficient time management. I wouldn’t call it a coping mechanism”

“Having kids is stressful and my patterns are broken, that’s normal right? I should talk to someone.”

“What do you mean I’m ‘ADHD as fuck’. You’re a doctor, that’s not appropriate language”

“This medication reduces a lot of my internal anxiety and let’s be be in control of my life. I had no idea normal people felt like this all the time”

So, please, tell us how neurodivergent traits all seem normal to you. And welcome to the club.

bigfish,

You just described me perfectly. I’m currently at the “What do you mean ‘I’m ADHD as fuck’” step.

Transporter_Room_3, (edited )
@Transporter_Room_3@startrek.website avatar

“I have to sort my books!’ she cried,

With self-indulgent glee;

With senseless, narcissistic pride:

‘I’m just so OCD!’

‘How random, guys!’ I smiled and said,

Then left without a peep -

And washed my hands until they bled,

And cried myself to sleep.”

RIP_Cheems, in Compendium of human knowledge at my fingertips
@RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

Meanwhile almost every job or career uses a calculator to some degree. And those who dont either have no use for them or the math is so simple that you really don’t need a calculator.

LifeInMultipleChoice,

" or the math is so simple that you really don’t need a calculator." That was the math they were trying to get you to remember and know how to figure out.

meyotch, in It's just totally a fad

I basically chose biological sciences because the bio-boiz and eco-girls were a lot more interesting and fun than the engineers. So this checks out.

Voyajer, in Compendium of human knowledge at my fingertips
@Voyajer@lemmy.world avatar

I wouldn’t be surprised if they still say this.

LordOfTheChia, (edited )

What they should be saying is that it’s like exercise.

Just because you know how to run or you know how to do a pull-up, you won’t necessarily be able to do so to the extent needed in a pinch. You have to stay in shape. You have a car, but the car could break down and you might have to walk a mile to the nearest gas station.

Likewise, with math, we run into situations all the time where being able to do simple math in your head you can prevent you from getting screwed.

Like at a car dealership, some will show you different payments and ask you if you want to get the premium insurance or skip the premium insurance and go with the lower payment.

Most will choose the lower payment. If you did the quick math* in you head though, you’d quickly see that the “lowest payment” is off and has a minimal car warranty bundled in.

Grocery shopping. I’ve seen where the price per ounce on the shelf doesn’t match the actual price per ounce.

Should you take the more distant job? It pays $5 more an hour, but is it worth driving 15 extra miles?

Should you take the delivery job that pays $20 an hour but will put an extra 50-100 miles a day on your car? It’s not just gas. Cars are a finite resource. Can you figure out the depreciation per mile?

When you buy a house: Should you buy a house now if it’s cheaper but interest rates are high or buy later when interest rates go down but the price may go up? How much money does each 0.25% in APR really mean to me? (Example: For a $400,000 house, a 0.25% APR difference is $83 a month or $1000 just that first year (not including compounding). With compounding, it can mean an extra $62 a month for the life of the loan for all 360 payments or $22,000! An extra 1% is quadruple that!)

If you think you would keep a house for only 5 years, which loan makes more sense? Pay a bit more in closing for a lower APR or pay nothing extra but get a higher APR? How many years in does the first loan come out ahead?

  • Quick loan payment estimation (without compounding for short loans (<6 years):

Takes a while to read, but with practice, it’s quick to do in your head:

Take loan amount, number of years, and APR:

Ex. 10K at 6% for 5 years.

Think of it as a geometry problem. You have a triangle with one side at 10k (starting loan amount) on the y axis and 0 days (x axis) and the tip will be at 60 months (5 years) and $0.

At the halfway point (30 months 2.5 years) the principal balance (not counting interest) should be about $5000. So on average we can calculate $5000 * 6% APR for 5 years (or 30% total without compounding)

Original loan amount + non-compounded interest =

$10000 + ( $5000 * 30% ) = $11500

$11,500 divided by 60 payments = $191.66 /mo

0% interest would be $10,000/60 or $166.66

This already gets us really close to the real answer.
I threw the loan values into an online calculator and it came up with $193.33 for the monthly payment.

$193.33 - $191.66 = $1.67 difference or 99.1% of the real answer.

This % difference due to compounding will vary based on the APR and and loan term but not the loan amount. So if you know which terms and APR you qualify for, you can figure this out ahead of time. For our 6% APR for 5 years example we know to add 1%.

If the sales person presents us with a significantly different monthly payment, then we know they snuck something in. I’ve personally run into this where all the payment options had a different service plan and/or extended warranty snuck in.

Also it’s good to know that the interest will cost us $26 a month vs 0% APR or paying in cash. Which helps us figure out if it makes sense to buy now (do we get $26 of benefit a month for having it now) vs waiting.

edgemaster72,
@edgemaster72@lemmy.world avatar

On a semantics level it may be even more true now. Of course you’re not going to have an actual calculator in your pocket, why would you when you can have a smartphone

FishFace, in I don't think so, Tim
MargotRobbie, in There's a difference
@MargotRobbie@lemmy.world avatar

Why is it that everything on this platform is about Linux, Star Trek and beans?

MaxVoltage,
@MaxVoltage@lemmy.world avatar

Thank you Margot you bring a light to this beanchamber

MargotRobbie,
@MargotRobbie@lemmy.world avatar

It’s bean pretty fun. 🫘

Nacktmull,

Wait, are you saying other things exist?

Kase,

Lies

The_Picard_Maneuver,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar

Is there more to life?

MargotRobbie,
@MargotRobbie@lemmy.world avatar

Watching Barbie, now available on Blu-Ray, of course!

brbposting,
MargotRobbie,
@MargotRobbie@lemmy.world avatar

Hey, the Golden Globes is in January and the Oscars are in March, and I really, really want to be a winner instead of a nominee this year, can you blame me?

RizzRustbolt,

When you do win, you should take a selfie on stage and only post it here.

Just to fuck with everybody.

MargotRobbie,
@MargotRobbie@lemmy.world avatar

But… Lemmy is still too small right now, and the longer I wait, the funnier it gets, right?

burgermeister,

Free market doing its job, baby!

jennwiththesea,
@jennwiththesea@lemmy.world avatar

We sometimes talk about not pooping…

MargotRobbie,
@MargotRobbie@lemmy.world avatar

That guy, Mizu, deleted his account…

Raiderkev,

Well, have I got a solution for you. Have you ever heard of beans?

TehBamski, in I don't think so, Tim
@TehBamski@lemmy.world avatar

Al Borland. What a heck of a guy.

cyborganism, in The rage is real

Just use ‘sudo’. Oh wait… Oh. I’m sorry.

possiblylinux127,

There’s sudo for windows but its actually just administrator

Octopus1348,
@Octopus1348@lemy.lol avatar

Yes, you can install it with winget to make your job in the terminal easier.

wreckedcarzz,
@wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world avatar

laughs in games (that others actually play)

…too soon? :p

RogueBanana,

Laughs in proton supremacy and skipping rootkit garbage :p

esserstein,

Too late, games work fine now.

wreckedcarzz,
@wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world avatar

Not really, unfortunately; the last time I checked, over half the games I regularly play had major issues, such as no multi-player, graphical corruption, etc.

I’d hop off windows but it’s still not viable yet.

Ziglin,

What are these games? I’ve noticed more of a performance increase (if anything) lol (Mostly Satisfactory, Rimworld and Minecraft)

esserstein,

OK. You do you. Enjoy laughing in your games that others play.

wreckedcarzz,
@wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world avatar

Imagine getting salty about a light-hearted comment

Octopus1348,
@Octopus1348@lemy.lol avatar

The comment definitely didn’t feel light-hearted.

wreckedcarzz,
@wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world avatar

The initial comment ended in a :p and my argument are valid as I’ve tried dozens of times to switch myself but alight sweetie, be mad~

de_lancre,
@de_lancre@lemmy.world avatar

Any examples maybe?

wreckedcarzz, (edited )
@wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world avatar

As I recall off the top of my head, gta5 (buggy), the division 2 (anticheat), the entirety of Forza Horizon 3+4 and Halo Wars 2 (since they are MS Store titles)… I want to say watch dogs legion (uplay) but tbh it’s been a bit and my memory is fuzzy. Also since proton is for steam, I assume EA/Origin, which wipes a dozen games with one swoop, too (modern NFS, The Sims, Burnout, Battlefield…).

I’ve got a bunch of older games too that I keep installed for nostalgia, but haven’t looked at their playability scores; stuff like (all listed are non-digital copies) NFS 2 through Most Wanted (2012), GTA 3 / VC / SA, Midtown Madness 1+2, System Protocol One, TDU 1+2 (with third-party multi-player support thru TDU World launcher)…

I think the rest of my currently installed games should work ootb (no mp/steam managed or GOG / physical copy/new enough that I don’t think they’d need patches or workarounds…). But with over 7k gameplay hours logged on the Forza Horizon series alone, there’s a lot I play daily and losing just a couple would be too much. I’m out of the ‘tinker until it works’ phase, I just want things to work, ya know?

Edit: I’m also not sure how deeply ingrained the MS account stuff is, but also Horizon 5 (steam) and Halo MCC + Infinite (steam) too

DerisionConsulting,

Looks like the people are downvoting you are just being assholes.

I also touched EA or Origin since for almost 20 years, and the only racing games I like are things like Wipeout. So it looks like the games you enjoy aren’t titles that either of us play. I was hoping to see a game or two in your list that I either myself or my husband knew a workaround for, and could attest that it works.

I know that some people have had luck opening Origin games through Steam in order to use Proton, my husband has done that for some Assassin’s Creed games. Here is someone showing the steps for Need for Speed The Run:
toptensoftware.com/…/running-ea-origin-games-unde…

I also completely understand just wanting to come home and play the games you want to play without any tinkering. Use whatever OS lets you do what you want to do on your system. There’s a reason I run Mint now instead of something more cutting edge.

wreckedcarzz,
@wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world avatar

I just woke up thinking about this; I have looked very briefly at Bottles (containerizatiom for games and programs), and I actually think it claims to do EA/Origin if I remember the screenshots correctly, but that was about a month ago and I totally forgot to look deeper. Still doesn’t check off everything but it’s still progress if so.

I’m currently latched into windows 10 until eol and I’ve been trying to switch to *nix for two decades now, but something has always been too much of a hurdle (dog war flashbacks meme of the wifi driver hell of the mid-to-late 00s) and I end up giving up, restoring from a backup and waiting a couple of years to do it all again. It used to be fun, genuinely, but yeah at this point I want someone else to do it these days and tell me what’s broken, I just want to enjoy my time these days. Troubleshooting and trying potentially solutions for a few days just to get nowhere isn’t the joy of learning that it once was.

de_lancre,
@de_lancre@lemmy.world avatar

gta5 (buggy)

Not sure about that one, but protondb stated, that it “gold”. Also, reports saying that even online works just fine.

the division 2 (anticheat)

Works almost a year already, cause game using “easyanticheat”, and proton supports it now, but devs need to change lib in their game manually, so not every game works, sadly.

entirety of Forza Horizon 3+4 and Halo Wars 2

Forza works just fine, cause you can install it from steam, I played 4 part myself not long ago. Not sure about Halo Wars tho, never played it. But “Halo Wars: Definitive Edition” is on steam and have platinum support level on protondb.

I want to say watch dogs legion (uplay)

First of all, proton is “just” an settings and patches on top of regular wine, that was around for ages. Yes, you can use it outside of steam (altho, that is not recommended by several reasons, and instead it’s recommended to use smth like wine-ge), so yes, by using various tools like Lutris, Bottles, etc. it is possible to install any existing launcher. More then that, community so sick cause of that launchers, that it created it’s own for GOG and Epic, called heroic launcher. As myself, I playing on regular basis a few games from there: Battlefield 1\5, StarWars: Battlefront 2, Control and few others. Of course even something older like Mass Effect will work just fine. That being said, I use braindamaged strat by installing any needed game by steam and proton itself, via “add other game to steam library” button. Yes, pirated games or even Origin launcher can be installed this way, but lutris usually easier.

NFS 2 through Most Wanted (2012), GTA 3 / VC / SA, Midtown Madness 1+2, System Protocol One, TDU 1+2 (with third-party multi-player support thru TDU World launcher)…

Tl:dr All old games mostly works fine or better on linux, cause of wine being smth like windows own “legacy support” thing. Hard part is installing and patching or running thru mod launchers. It’s usually in territory of “advanced users”, but tools like bottles can help. Only exception, if mods using just dll or replacing some textures, then installing will be exact as on windows. There also an official beta mod manager for nexus mods, for example, so modding smth like skyrim is now much easier, then before.

wreckedcarzz,
@wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world avatar

Re: FH4, ms store and steam versions are incompatable, and I’m not replaying 3.5k hours to get back to where I’m at (eat shit and die, devs, it’d be easy as fuck to do but you’re little shitstains and lifting a finger that you don’t absolutely have to is far too much effort, we know). I know this because I got the steam version on release to find out that all my progress is magically gone. Thank fuck steam has refunds now.

Halo Wars 1 is on steam, but 2 is not :( (and it’s the far superior game, imo).

I’m basically looking for a system that scans my existing games, gives a “yes it all works” or “no and here’s why”, that I can use to actually migrate. Other comments deep in the tree go over this but tl;dr I’m so tired of being excited and hopeful and drop a week+ into it just for a showstopping problem and I revert to the windows system backups. I’m tired of being the guinea pig, ya know?

de_lancre,
@de_lancre@lemmy.world avatar

looking for a system that scans my existing games, gives a “yes it all works” or “no and here’s why”, that I can use to actually migrate

Well, you can connect your steam account to protondb and tap on “explore” button. That will not cover any software\games, but at least something. Altho, I would say: why you even want to switch at this point? Like, if you can withstand windows bullshitery but not linux bullshitery - stay on windows mate, no one will judge you. That why I staying on linux for example, even tho my work as junior system administrator mostly requires me to work with windows. I just can’t go to home, boot my pc and acknowledge the fact, that windows “updated” driver of my 7900xtx and I can’t play damn minecraft for 10 minutes before bed, cause I need to spend at least 20-30 minutes to fix that shit. I just can’t. Yes, my arch linux may broke on occasion cause of update or smth like that, but at least I have full control about that. And if something happens, it’s usually cause you decided to do something, not cause Microsoft decided silently “fix” their security issue in “Print Spooler” and broke all shared printers in the facility I working in.

wreckedcarzz, (edited )
@wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world avatar

I have been progressively disliking Windows since 7 - I feel it peaked with Vista, tbh, I was incredibly excited for that OS and even was a beta tester and provided feedback. I hated 8 (never owned, but I worked on customer’s machines that had it and 8.1). I dove into 10 the day it went gold and it’s been a ‘oh fuck, what is this shit’ ever since. 11 I tried for a month before reverting to 10 (yay disk imaging!) and I don’t know what I’ll do when 10 goes eol in like 18 months (for this desktop anyway, see below).

I’ve used Win from 95 all the way through 11, and I started trying and in some cases using Linux distros starting back in… 03? Knoppix was my first, then Ubuntu and it’s various flavors, straight Debian, Arch and it’s many spinoffs, Fedora… I want it to work. It’s the project car in the field with “potential”. It could be great. But every time you try and work on it, you find something weird, some oddity, some gotcha, and give up and let it sit. Until next time. Rinse and repeat.

I installed W10 Enterprise LTSC a month or so ago on my ThinkPad (non-gaming), as it is supposed to get security updates for much longer, as I understand it. I tried to put Fedora on the ThinkPad, but the Snapdragon X55 modem doesn’t work, and that is the reason I got this machine, so that’s DoA. There are fixes but they are for older versions of distros and literally none of them work (again, install *nix, try to make it work, get frustrated, revert). It’s like, unless you’re in this very boring typical user status, as soon as you step beyond that, it’s nothing but frustrating. And I hate that - again, I want this to work, but it just doesn’t. I have years of similar stories, and I’m just like… I’m trapped in this cycle of wanting to enjoy a system that fights me every step, for one reason or another. So after almost two decades of it, I’m like ‘it just doesn’t work until I see proof otherwise, and I’m going to be stuck until that changes’.

Super frustrating :(

de_lancre,
@de_lancre@lemmy.world avatar

Super frustrating

Honestly, by working in IT you may found out, that every soft suck in some way or another. Windows - constantly broke itself by updates\not working as intended in the first place + frustrating UI\UX decisions; Linux too complicated and don’t user friendly enough beyond “install firefox > use firefox > turn off pc”, also breaks down at time; Mac OS too closed source, to the point when to install some regular soft like wine you need to “unlock” your OS and reboot PC after some tinkering, also hackintosh almost death at this point, also poor apple decisions about feature set support, like recent drop of 32 bit applications or not supporting Vulkan, or dropping support of openGL and etc., also weird course about gaming support, it’s like they change their mind every damn month about it, so almost no game publishing company wanna work with them.

Everything sucks man, seriously. At this point it’s just “pick your poison”.

KISSmyOS,

Important clarification: It’s still not viable for you yet.
I’ve been using nothing else for the past 18 years.

Honytawk,

So the games do not work fine, because it isn’t viable for all players.

KISSmyOS,

Granted, I’m not a big AAA gamer. But out of 60 games in my collection, I couldn’t get 2 of them to run (Rocksmith and GTA Vice City), and for 2 others (Gothic I,II) I had to tweak some settings.
Which isn’t a worse ratio than what I was used to from Windows.

aniki,

You’re acting like Windows doesn’t also have problems.

They both do.

So I’ll pick an OS that doesn’t treat me like a combative customer and instead does exactly and only what I want it to do.

Ziglin,

I wish more people commented like this.

aniki,

FOSS is life, freedom, progress, the future.

wreckedcarzz,
@wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world avatar

“works on my system, non-issue” helps no one

KISSmyOS,

Complaining about how shit Linux is generally doesn’t help either.

LemmysMum,

Eating shit and calling it chocolate doesn’t make me want to eat your shit.

KISSmyOS,

I don’t give a flying fuck which OS you use.

Ziglin, (edited )

Probably because it’s a(n excellent) Kernel (in my opinion), not feces.

aniki,

Fires up my Steamdeck

You’re at least half a decade late, son.

grue,

Can confirm, have been gaming exclusively in Linux for at least half a decade.

Honytawk,

Steam says only 10 000 out of 70 000 games on their store are compatible with Linux.

voodooattack,

And yet most work despite not being officially certified. Use ProtonDB if you want more accurate empirical data on what works and what doesn’t.

cyborganism,

I’ve actually started playing all my games in Linux recently thanks to Steam and Proton and it’s been amazing so far with very little trouble. I can’t believe how easy and how well it plays.

lseif,

i’ll take a lack of a gaming addiction over ms spyware anyday

wreckedcarzz,
@wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world avatar

cries in being home-bound by a disability and needing to pass time until my early death

lseif,

install linux, it will certainly pass time

Rentlar, (edited )

@cyborganism is not in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported.

E: I’m so unoriginal. Happy holidays everyone.

aeronmelon,

I sing the alt text of this comic to myself at least four times a year.

spudwart,
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login root

feedum_sneedson, in Dozing

The galaxy… is on… the cat’s collar

moistclump, in It's just totally a fad

I saw the faceless person as walking away. Like the convergence of those disciplines is to be bi. Maybe.

aeronmelon, in There's a difference

Beans (Japanese sweets)

Wermhatswormhat,

Are they real beans that taste sweet or sweats that look like beans?

ImplyingImplications,

Red Bean Paste. It’s often sweetened and used as a filling in a lot of Japanese pastries and desserts.

LeadEyes,

Ya’ll are missing out. Mochi with red bean paste is amazing. It’s about the sweet and savory combination. Pretty similar to how halva works.

The_Picard_Maneuver,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar

Hmm, maybe somewhere in between?

Son_of_dad,

As a Latino, the first time trying sweet beans in a pastry was so alarming. I still don’t like them, it’s so weird. Now sweet, fried plantains with a side of refried beans and avocado? Yes please!

Nacktmull, (edited )

What? Red bean paste filling is one of the most delicious mochi fillings! Don´t be a bean Nazi.

Son_of_dad,

It’s all about the way you were raised. I’m just not used to adding sweet directly into the bean paste.

It’s like British beans and Mexican beans, both are beans but their taste and prep is like night and day

RQG, in There's a difference
@RQG@lemmy.world avatar

Beans (Jelly)

joyjoy,

Beans (every flavour)

distantsounds,

Served raw with milk steak boiled over hard

the_post_of_tom_joad, (edited )

I suppose I’ll be taking my milk steak to go then?

possiblylinux127,

Isn’t that just refried beans?

SuiXi3D,
@SuiXi3D@kbin.social avatar

And?

possiblylinux127,

Beans

lefaucet, in They’re the same

This is some full-on stirrin’-somes-shit probably-russian/chinese-originated bullshit meant to divide folks up. Real rednecks would never hand their liberty to some two-bit lyin sack of shit New York Billionaire landlord’s son swindler like Trump

Knusper, in There's a difference

British people also have mashed peas as their guacamole-but-not.

chumbalumber, (edited )

And yet if a fancy restaurant does pea puree, people are all over it.

Mushy peas are made from a specific variety (marrowfat) that were selectively bred to be softer and have a nicer texture when pureed. People are just snobby about it, baked beans, and food like it because it’s working class food, without being fetishised ‘exotic’ working class food.

Kase,

I imagine here in the US people would think pea puree was too much like baby food. Of course, if you’ve ever tried baby food, some of it is pretty darn good, so. ¯⁠\⁠⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠⁠/⁠¯

Mac, in There's a difference

Frijoles>beans

RizzRustbolt,

Not when I was stocking them. People got sooooooooooooooooo mad that they couldn’t find the “beans”.

Kase,

looks at a label with a big picture of beans on it

No, no this can’t be it!

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