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hOrni, in Before long, it'll be all grill and drivers won't be able to see which direction they're going.

It’ll have a canon. I’m sure very soon they’ll start mounting guns on the hood.

Blackout,
@Blackout@kbin.social avatar

Your going to want to get the extra strength windshield wipers with 200 p.s.i. washers to clear off the remains of humans.

skulkbane, (edited ) in I've been robbed!

Like many have already said, there is a difference in units when talking about actual storage and the storage on the label.

I feel like some marketing team made the changes, because it is technically correct and “easier for normal people to understand”… But that makes it confusing when normal people plug it in so, that team should be thrown overboard.

Edit: easier not earlier

naeap,
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Also you’re losing space to file system stuff. So it will always look smaller than it is

bigFab, in I've been robbed!

a bit off topic, but do someone understand why nowadays cheap USB-pen smallest capacity is 130 TB?

macgyver,
@macgyver@federation.red avatar

Unless you mean GB, that’s a fake drive. If you mean GB it’s cause the lower density memory chips are in lower supply as we continue to streamline manufacturing

regdog,

Number go up

Joep, in “Stop or I’ll Say Stop Again!” Yells Mom Known for Empty Threats
nossaquesapao, (edited ) in This is great. You should try it.

You don’t eat blue cheese because you don’t like the mold
I don’t eat blue cheese because I can’t afford it

We are not the same

lukeblackwell86, in “Stop or I’ll Say Stop Again!” Yells Mom Known for Empty Threats

classic mom

darq, in Japan is living in the future that the 1990s dreamed of.
@darq@kbin.social avatar

Japan has been in the year 2000 for the past 50 years.

Floshie,

Not the first time I see this, still makes me laugh

troybot, in I know that feel
AllonzeeLV, (edited ) in It's all downhill from here

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  • zepheriths,

    Charles Sumner knows that to well but, there are times when it is worth it. In his case it was abolishing slavery.

    dudinax, in I've earned it

    Here’s to feeling good all the time.

    martinbasic, in 👁️👁️
    @martinbasic@lemmy.world avatar

    I’m so scared 😐💦

    open_world, in I just had to throw out a batch that I'd barely started.
    @open_world@lemmy.world avatar

    Basically the same thing with bananas

    Alteon,

    Get a banana hanger. It provides better airflow and keeps the ethylene gas that bananas emit from stagnating around them. This gas is what ripens the fruit so fast. In fact, you can put other fruits around bananas and they’ll ripen faster as well.

    The other benefit is that it helps prevent bruising on the bottom of the bananas and makes them last longer as well.

    You can have bananas last for up to 2 weeks with this method.

    SaakoPaahtaa,

    Explain how my local grocery store sells bananas that are too ripe at the nipple but still raw from the stalk Mr Banana

    20hzservers,

    Big Banana pile on truck, banana on outside of like green, banana on inside of banana brown. (Monkey talk b/c banana)

    SaakoPaahtaa,

    Thank you Mr Banana until we meet again

    Blackmist,

    Green. Green. Green. Green. Black.

    ILikeBoobies, in Night vs Morning people

    Part of that might be the amount of noise required for the tasks

    Sidhean,

    I’m not sure what you mean

    QuaternionsRock,

    They’re saying that things you typically do after waking up tend to be louder than things you do before going to sleep.

    AeroLemming,

    Right to quiet enjoyment setting up a bowling alley in my living room in an apartment.

    A7thStone, in The rage is real

    sudo !!

    Crack0n7uesday, in Time is cruel

    I never it was over when I started hearing Nirvana on classic rock stations over a decade ago…

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