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buzz86us, (edited ) in Stop or gas it?

Why the hell do stop lights go from green to red in 2 milliseconds? What even is the yellow for if it changes so fast?

5too,

In most places, you’ve got a few seconds to clear the intersection. In some places, they fiddle with the timings to let traffic cops write tickets.

Infynis, in Hobbies
@Infynis@midwest.social avatar

Just waiting for the next global pandemic, so I have time to enjoy my life again 🫠

Rolder, in Barely an inconvenience

My record is two weeks. Coincidentally, I go grocery shopping every 2 weeks

BananaOnionJuice, in WEAKNESS OF THE FLESH
@BananaOnionJuice@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Those trans cyborgs better come clean, how did you get hold of that cyborg technology? and when are you sharing it with the rest of us?

And please tell us if John Lumic is the master mind behind this!

chicken, in Wednesday

Is it Wednesday? It is wednesday

autokludge, in Whoaaahh you're halfway there!
@autokludge@programming.dev avatar

it is evolving, my dudes

ranoss, in WEAKNESS OF THE FLESH

I for one welcome our new metal overlords.

fastandcurious, in Stop or gas it?

Idk if i am very dumb but if you see a yellow light, does the person/car trying to cross you also see yellow or do they still see red?

willya,
@willya@lemmyf.uk avatar

They see red.

optimal, in You can even leave your doors unlocked and let your guard down.
@optimal@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

I feel like that would just get really, really lonely.

EatYouWell,

It depends on the type of person you are. I’d be perfectly happy out there

LemmyKnowsBest,

I’m surrounded by people everywhere I go and I’m still lonely. Might as well be out in the middle of nowhere. No difference.

daftwerder, in Whoaaahh you're halfway there!

it is wednesday, my dudes

hungryphrog, in WEAKNESS OF THE FLESH

Dammit, who told her the top secret?!

CluckN, in it is Wednesday, my dudes.

That dog did some calculations and said it was Thursday

swab148, in I've become so numb, I can't feel you there
@swab148@startrek.website avatar

Free cupholder! Click here

thorbot, in WEAKNESS OF THE FLESH

Lauren Ingraham guest spouts hateful shit on a show about spouting hateful shit! World shocked.

ThatWeirdGuy1001, in My dishes deserve the best
@ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world avatar

You chose Squidward from SpongeBob for a meme about sponges…

Okay then.

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