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li10, in I'll go for a morning run too.

Looking at the fuel gauge in the morning and thinking “this is in God’s hands now.”

Mr_Blott,

Oh I seeeee! I thought OP meant indigestion

cryptosporidium140, in That rare 1/5

That’s definitely me, AMA

thefartographer, (edited )

Thank you for holding this AMA, I’ve loved all of your previous work, except for that one we won’t talk about, haha. Anyway, what I wanted to know is “how’s your diarrhea?” Thank you again, I love you.

Whitebrow,

What has made you a diarrhea enjoyer?

Fixbeat,

I enjoy destroying the toilet with a putrid pressurized ass-spray.

TheGreenGolem, (edited )
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cryptosporidium140,

I can’t remember not being one actually. Whenever someone said “I had diarrhea :(” I would be like, “Is that bad?” Then I started thinking, surely I’ve never actually had diarrhea then. But I’m old and wise now so I definitely have. Lucky me!

kusivittula,

after months of constipation and getting my bumhole torn beyond recognition i honestly do enjoy a good diarrhea.

iggy, in Traditional art

Alpine has entered the chat…

thanks_shakey_snake,

What is the subtext of this comment?

gallopingsnail,
@gallopingsnail@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Alpine is an alternative to GNU that can also be used with the Linux kernel.

bufalo1973,
@bufalo1973@lemmy.ml avatar

As has Android.

Kusimulkku,
Fixbeat, in Mr. B-OO-Z-E

At least they are thoughtful gifts relevant to you. I get gift cards or socks that took zero effort.

saruwatarikooji,

I always get some useless trinket and the line “you’re just so hard to shop for”

cybersandwich,

My (step?)mother in law is really hard to shop for. I always feel like I have no idea what to get her. She doesn’t want for anything, she’s pretty frugal/non-materialistic, doesn’t really have any hobbies, is kinda boring, etc.

I do my best but always wonder if she’s venting online like you (she isn’t for sure).

If people buy you shitty gifts and say that, give them a better wishlist or clear guidance.

saruwatarikooji,

I have literally told them things I would be happy with… I’ve been very specific about some things too. For example, I tend to be hard on jeans so anytime gift giving comes up I will tell people that I will be happy with new jeans and specify my size.

I know I tend towards nonmaterialistic and people seem to hate buying practical gifts but that’s honestly what I would prefer. I have also said on multiple occasions that if they really can’t find anything, I will be extremely happy with a simple bottle of vodka or anything penguin related… Yet somehow I never get useless penguin trinkets.

IDontHavePantsOn,

Comfort items. Nice slippers, snuggie, robe etc…

Anything that makes lounging on the couch is fair game.

High quality bedding can be appropriate depending on relationship level.

Pro tip, work your gift idea into a conversation with them by complaining about your similar item. They will tell you if they love/hate their thing.

Bonus tip, once they start complaining about their thing take note of what they don’t like about it and solve their problems.

Listening to complaints is the real core of thoughtful gift giving.

JJROKCZ,

Personally I like gift cards and socks/underwear, I need those articles of clothing and the gift cards save me spending my money on those places I likely would’ve went to anyway

SuckMyWang,

Family talking: “what does Garry like these days?”

Family talking: “hmm. I don’t really know.”

Family talking: “he kind of goes to work a bit but he doesn’t do much else.”

Family talking: “silent thinking

Family talking: “Alcohol?”

Family talking: “yes! That’s what Garry does, i mean that’s what Garry is, I mean that’s WHO Garry is. An alcoholic. Garry the alcoholic.”

chemicalwonka, in Mr. B-OO-Z-E
@chemicalwonka@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

In fact, I was always the biggest alcoholic in my family, addicted to Jägermeister but I had to choose between continuing to drink and dying or stopping. Well, I’m here now writing this post

benwubbleyou,

I hope you have found peace in your sobriety, it’s not an easy road.

chemicalwonka,
@chemicalwonka@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

In fact, there comes a time in your life where choices must be made

ashok36,

Not now, bro. I’m in the zone!

Jager bombs.

Anticorp,

Congratulations! How long have you been sober? I’ll be up to six years in a few months. Wewt! Keep it up!

chemicalwonka,
@chemicalwonka@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

Since the end of 2019, it was difficult in the beginning but now is everything fine

I can even attend parties without giving into temptation

volvoxvsmarla,

I had a severe alcohol problem but I hid it quite well, high functioning (most of the time, the other time I was hiding behind things like depression, anxiety, burnouts,…). So I got so much alcohol and alcohol related gifts as presents always. Then I finally started to cut down on drinking until I eventually stopped. But since no one really knew why I did that, they continued with the gifts. Even when I was pregnant and had a baby, I wasn’t invited to drink but it was assumed I would pick it up again soon, so… More alcohol.

I just moved and my new landlord gave me a bottle of champagne. Though he even knew I am still breastfeeding (a great excuse to not drink) but “well a glass can’t hurt on Christmas”.

IDontHavePantsOn,

Well fuck me. Ghosts are real.

GreenPlasticSushiGrass, in Mr. B-OO-Z-E
@GreenPlasticSushiGrass@kbin.social avatar

LOL! For me, it's any Guinness-branded merch and bourbon glasses. I'm not single anymore, and we had to subtly suggest a gift card for fancy coffee beans. Still got a sweet Guinness hat, though.

intensely_human,

Wow, by now you must have quite a large collection of Guiness stuff. I wonder if your collection is the biggest collection of Guiness stuff in the world.

1800doctorb, in It's beautiful
@1800doctorb@lemmy.world avatar

A week or so ago I had just finished a tough workout at my big box gym and was heading back to my car around sunrise. I looked up and saw the most beautiful and massive pink and purple ripples stretched out from the edge of the horizon to where I was standing. It was so impressive that I had to stop a moment in the middle of the parking lot and soak it in. Then, within 2 minutes, the clouds had shifted and everything returned to a depressing gray.

Beauty like this is everywhere, but it sure can be fleeting.

humorlessrepost, (edited )

beautiful

Then, within 2 minutes … everything returned to a depressing gray

meirl

oce,
@oce@jlai.lu avatar

2 minutes is a pretty high score though

intensely_human,

If beauty weren’t fleeting there’d be no reason to notice it

fmstrat, in It's beautiful

Funny, but mostly true due to timing. You have a lot more sunsets and sunrises outside of work and home than you do on holiday or with the time you are able to take out in nature.

vulgarcynic, in How to start the day off strong
@vulgarcynic@sh.itjust.works avatar

They drink pretty much the whole movie. It was a game to drink along with them when my partner and I were younger.

dangblingus, (edited )

But they don’t though. They are only seen drinking alcohol at the end on Christmas Day. Literally, there’s only a few scenes that even feature the parents, and none of them until the end include alcohol consumption.

some_guy,

Sounds like fun. I’ll try this next year.

TheGreenGolem,
@TheGreenGolem@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

During Christmas.

jtk,
@jtk@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

🎶 It’s Christmas morning somewhere 🎶

Anticorp,

That’s… That’s not how Christmas works.

Kase,

How would you know, punk? What are you, a reindeer?

Anticorp,

Reindeer can’t type, they don’t have any fingers.

Kase,

You fell for my trick - now I know you must be an elf! How else would you know reindeers have hooves?

Nelots,

You underestimate the determination of a reindeer.

pewgar_seemsimandroid, in That's rich

soon it could become six or it could end at just 5

PatFussy,

If we murder all the rich people

DashboTreeFrog,

There’s a saying I’ve heard often, think it’s Chinese in origin, “Wealth lasts three generations”.

A friend’s explanation was the first generation makes the wealth, the second generation, seeing their parent’s hard work, maintains the wealth, but the third generation, only knowing privilege, wastes it.

But I’ve realized above a certain financial bracket this seems to not apply.

agamemnonymous,
@agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works avatar

At a certain other of magnitude, failure requires clever deliberation.

sukhmel, in I've made a terrible mistake

I heard someone saying something along the lines of “a bolt is tightened until the thread breaks and then half a turn back”

Some really take that as an advice

coffeebiscuit,

It’s a quarter twist before snapping of.

Romeowns,

Pretty sure I heard AvE say “tighten it 'til you hear the crack, then back it off a quarter turn” in one of his videos ;'D

PM_Your_Nudes_Please,

I’m personally a fan of “that bolt has ugga’ed its last dugga.”

StuffYouFear,

Another one we said in my old shop was “Tighten till it loosens, then back off half a turn”

Ilovethebomb,

Torque to yield, then back a quarter turn.

Alteon, in I've made a terrible mistake

A righty tighty will always be a lefty loosey. What you got there is a “torquey teary”. Ease up on installation there Magilla.

LanternEverywhere,

Yeah this caption doesn't make any sense

victorz,

Had to scroll a while to find you guys. Thanks for noticing!

ADTJ,

Not to be confused with a “Torquay Teary” when your family trip to Cornwall goes badly

Lemjukes,

Yeah, I saw this and thought more like ‘head fally offy’ or ‘screw spinny spinny’.

pm_me_your_quackers, in It's a problem

Does anyone have tips for this

rockSlayer,

Melatonin

PullUpCircuit,

I’ll do that from time to time. A little Benadryl will do the same for me, too.

Bondrewd,

I took benadryl to sleep exactly once. I didnt sleep but atleast it made me hear creepy shouting when drifting off and some weird body feel.

PullUpCircuit,

Good to know! I’ll keep that in my pocket. It is sometimes used off label to treat anxiety, so I can see it causing unwanted effects.

Bondrewd,

It might be, but not in a way that also makes it good for sleep, atleast for me.

zip,

It affects me like that, too. It also makes my legs all restless and kicky. It sucks!

TheGreenGolem,
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Weed

rockSlayer,

Also yes

Bondrewd,

Nop. Sleep quality will be worse.

evranch,

Still far, far better than the Benadryl suggestion.

A drugged antihistamine sleep leaves you in better shape than if you hadn’t slept at all, but not much better. That’s only good when you’re sick as a dog and doing nothing the next day.

Bondrewd, (edited )

You could very easily get ambien prescription at that point. Its like a benzo that has not life threatening addiction issues attached to it. It was very useful for me to get to sleep. It actually makes you sleep better.

Boozilla,
@Boozilla@lemmy.world avatar

All the “sleep hygiene” advice helps, but I also find listening to a lowkey podcast in the dark distracts and relaxes me. When I start drifting off I stop the playback and (usually) fall asleep.

evranch,

Cannabis, heavy indica. Some sort of Kush usually that I keep in reserve, I rarely smoke these days otherwise. Knocks me straight out in this sort of situation, great sleep.

Don’t overdo it or you’ll be all baked and goofy feeling, you just want to be relaxed and sleepy.

LillyPip, (edited )

Mantras.

As you’re trying to fall asleep, repeat in your mind ‘I will awake at seven alert and refreshed’. (e: or six or five, or whatever, but keep a rhythm.)

If your thoughts are intruding, say it aloud. Keep your phrase to four beats (awake, seven, alert, and refreshed should be even beats). Keep saying or thinking it, over and over, until you fall asleep. Sync it to your breath and heartbeat.

It sounds stupid and simple, but it works.

Faresh,

Paying attention to my breathing has sometimes worked (though not always) (not changing it, but feeling how your chest goes up and down and hearing the air rushing in and out and maybe even picturing the rhythm in your head). It distracts me from other thoughts and calms me down.

If that doesn’t work, I try to distract myself with an interesting fiction book. That normally brings my head to less adrenaline-inducing thoughts (since now when trying to fall asleep I will be more focused on who the murderer of the dead child could be, or why the Zogophonts abandoned that resource-rich planet)

smooth_tea,

All the other comments are tips to get you to sleep, putting yet more pressure on trying to actually sleep, which then makes it even harder. Then all the stuff you put in your body tires you even more and all the worry exhausts you, making things worse.

Instead of needing to sleep, just tell yourself that it’s fine if you don’t sleep at all, you’re in bed, you’re resting, and if that’s all you get to do for the entire night, you’ll do fine and have had enough rest to get through the day.

The act of letting go of having to sleep puts you in a state where you will most likely fall asleep anyway, and if you don’t, that’s fine too.

bunnykei,

This is the way

It’s found that closing your eyes and pretending to sleep (I listen to podcasts so I have more patience with this) makes you better rested than being up and about or laying in bed on a phone. If I genuinely can’t sleep, I reassure myself with that. Most nights, despite PTSD, I’ll get at least a couple hours of actual sleep this way.

possiblylinux127, in Do you feel the trickle yet?

It won’t “trickle down”. You need to actually work hard.

DragonTypeWyvern,

🥾 👅

RubberElectrons,
@RubberElectrons@lemmy.world avatar

No shit, numbnuts. None of us are getting our fair share.

wildginger,

This is the mantra of the lazy and spoonfed, who pretend they earned anything they have

We all know you dont work for shit

OhStopYellingAtMe,
@OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world avatar

Translation: “boots are delicious! I love licking ‘em!”

kurwa,

Lmao I bet the billionaires are working so fuckin hard stealing people’s money.

misophist,

What, in your mind, does “working hard” look like? Do you think the average lower- and middle-class adult doesn’t already work hard? Especially harder than they did 20, 40, and 60 years ago? Can you name a time when you think people worked harder than they do today to achieve the same level of comfort and happiness? Do you have to go all the way back to pre-agricultural times?

KevonLooney,

People in the depression definitely worked harder than people do now. Jobs were like “selling tomatoes from a cart” and “guy who sands the paint off old boxes to sell them as new ones”.

The 60s and 70s were a time of unprecedented increase in standard of living for many people in the US. You could see the Rolling Stones live for like $5, and pay for a car (in full) with a part time job. We are not going to see that again, so don’t compare life now to that.

tdawg, in It's beautiful

I use to live next to a dead volcano (it’s not as cool as it sounds) which had trails leading up from the base to the top. Anyway, I was really into running back then and I decided one day that I would wake up before the sun rose. I wanted to climb to the top to greet the sunrise. I wake up at like 4am and head out. It’s freezing, I’m in shorts and thermals. All I have is a flashlight but otherwise it’s pitch black as I’m sprinting through bush, over creeks, and around blind turns. My fear response had never been stronger in my life. I finally get to the hill that leads up to the top of the volcano and hit the side at full speed. Not wanting to check for animals or look into any of the numerous caves around me. The trail follows the edge of the volcano all the way up. One side was bush and darkness, the other open space and nothingness. As I’m coming around the top my heart is trying to excape my chest, my hands are frozen into fists and my legs are made of lead. Finally, I get to the rocky top where other people have left offerings and the like. Then I look out east to the mountains in the far distance. The sun just barely peaks over and light shoots out in every direction. In that moment I knew my ancestors. I knew the earth. I saw the SUN and it was GOD… Spent the rest of the morning on on my back enjoying the open sky

Anticorp,

Running does things like that to the mind. The first time I ran 10 miles, I started hallucinating around mile 8. I was running through the forest and the wind was gently swaying the trees back and forth. I understood for the first time that trees are the lungs of the earth, steadily breathing in the cO2 and breathing out oxygen for the rest of life on earth.

indepndnt,

I was just talking to my wife today about how trees lived long before the bacteria that could decompose wood, how generations of trees lived and died and just stayed there. That the reason we have coal is because of all of these trees that died ages ago and couldn’t decompose. Not only are trees the lungs of the earth, but the only reason we ever got an atmosphere that we could exist in is because of the innumerable trees that captured carbon from the air and contributed oxygen back to it. Trees are fucking amazing and we owe them everything.

Death_Equity,

20% of oxygen is from bacteria and around 50% comes from plankton, the last 30% is mostly trees.

The oceans are the lungs of the Earth and climate change threatens to cause plankton to decrease in numbers or switch from carbon absorbers to carbon emitters.

Happy New Year.

Suck_on_my_Presence,

Rainier?

I’m not actually sure what it takes to summit it, but this sounds like it could be the place.

diazespam,

Albuquerque?

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