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stoy, in Your biggest fans

I mean, I would be thrilled if the government started using all the data they collected about me and start machmaking.

kamenlady,
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Going into Mach to get a Match?

iggy, in Traditional art

Alpine has entered the chat…

thanks_shakey_snake,

What is the subtext of this comment?

gallopingsnail,
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Alpine is an alternative to GNU that can also be used with the Linux kernel.

bufalo1973,
@bufalo1973@lemmy.ml avatar

As has Android.

Kusimulkku,
Resol, in Pregnancy
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Why is her left arm too fucking long?

intensely_human,

Why is the baby pregnant?

Resol,
@Resol@lemmy.world avatar

Because it’s opposite day.

klemptor,

Because this is chris (simpsons artist)

Resol,
@Resol@lemmy.world avatar

I don’t get the reference.

klemptor,
devious, in This is my current state

This picture is inaccurate as it is impossible to be both full of cheese and not be smiling.

SuckMyWang,

Depends where the cheese entered the body

SpaceNoodle,

No, it doesn’t.

TheGrandNagus, in Duh !

Imagine not being part of the SCART masterrace

mcqtom,

Kinda sounds like an accident you make in your pants.

vaionko,

Brings back memories trying to plug in a SCART on the back of a TV and it never being the right way around

VindictiveJudge,
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SCART never caught on in the US. I still haven’t seen one in person.

dylanTheDeveloper, (edited ) in Duh !
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Nah uh parrallel and serial ports were worse because you have to screw the little feet in

hemko,

And some asshole tightened those with screwdriver and you’d kill your fingers trying to open it

Dozzi92,
@Dozzi92@lemmy.world avatar

I remember trying to plug them in and feeling like I’m screwing it in, and letting pressure off and it just flops out. Break time.

possiblylinux127,

And then you get the people who rip the connector out because they don’t understand screws

funkless_eck, in Or eye flutter

since UHD/4K you can sometimes see their pulse in their neck

anewbeginning,

Modern art’s lack of commitment to the art.

EatYouWell,

With the editing tools we have today, I feel like it would be simple to edit that out, but I guess it’s not worth the cost.

carnimoss, in Skirts are breezy and comfortable. Fuck off.

Man I wish people were that nice to me before I came out

Rocketpoweredgorilla, in Skirts are breezy and comfortable. Fuck off.
@Rocketpoweredgorilla@lemmy.ca avatar

In a warm climate I’d imagine the breeze is nice. Up here in Canada though you need a pair of egg warmers.

criticon,

Canada has more than one season. It can get very warm in the summer

Rocketpoweredgorilla,
@Rocketpoweredgorilla@lemmy.ca avatar

Well yes, but I’m referring to present day with it being winter. In the summer it easily gets past +30c here. Last summer I would have gladly run around nekkid when it was +36c if I wouldn’t get arrested.

shalafi,

Wore women’s camo leggings with an olive-drab utili-kilt. Damn that was comfortable. But wearing a kilt in the woods and the heat? Just didn’t feel right to me, and I’ve tried a couple of different kinds.

Rocketpoweredgorilla, (edited )
@Rocketpoweredgorilla@lemmy.ca avatar

I’ve never been bit by mosquitos in my dangly bits, and I don’t think I want to be. Had a woodtick there once when I was 8, that was more than enough.

VikingHippie,

you need a pair of egg warmers.

Here you go!

Stamets,
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Depends on which part of Canada you’re in but where I am? It’s been above freezing for the past couple days and will likely stay that way. In Summer it’ll get 33c or higher (91.4f for the Americans). Where I’m from originally it would work even better because the summers get that hot but also absurdly humid. Like 95% humidity.

Rocketpoweredgorilla,
@Rocketpoweredgorilla@lemmy.ca avatar

I’m in Mb which has been surprisingly nice lately. (Almost scary to be honest considering it’s supposed to be between -10 to -20c this time of year.)

Still though, freezing drizzle with a draft up the backside is less than comfortable in my opinion lol!

possiblylinux127,
SubArcticTundra, in Sisyphean
@SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml avatar

I’ve just given up.

DragonTypeWyvern,

I’m curious about how some people seem to think it’s a daily task.

Is this is a dust/smog thing?

bassomitron,

Try having long eyelashes, it can be a pain

TonyTonyChopper,
@TonyTonyChopper@mander.xyz avatar

my eyebrows get mine greasy

kusivittula,

mine too. when i clean my glasses, i wipe my eyebrows clean as well

pinkwerdo,

Try having long greasy hair.

girl,

I think, as another user here pointed out, that it’s more about how long someone has been wearing glasses and therefore how often they accidentally touch them. I’ve only been wearing glasses for about 6 months, so I accidentally touch them several times a day. I have to wipe them clean each time, and I need to wash them clean once or twice a week as the oils build up.

IWantToFuckSpez, in A genius solution!

That’s lit.

yuki2501, in I never learn my lesson
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Looking at VTuber fandom out there. Two weeks ago, a famous female VTuber called Ironmouse (who, BTW, has an immune disease and cannot leave her house) won an award, and you know what the fans of other candidates did? They sent her death threats.

Oh boy 😬

Otherwise_Direction7, (edited )

I betcha if she is a normal showface kind of streamer and not a Vtuber, her fate may be much worse

It just the edgy wannabe being toxic, which has already been a thing on the Internet since the dawn of time

yamanii, (edited )
@yamanii@lemmy.world avatar

I only saw hate from people outside the vtuber community, specially on tiktok since people over there already went through a hate wave of vtubers after a popular male one made a concert without having a 3D model. Several people going “who?” afther she won in the live comments.

Syrc,

VTuber fandom has the extreme opposites. By just being in the Hololive community I’ve seen people being absolute gems and creating content that everyone loves (Kay Yu, Kanauru, 2ManySnacks)… and on the other side people gatekeeping everything, way too parasocial fans, thirst everywhere and extreme tribalism.

If you stop at top comments/posts it’s usually a great experience, you just have to learn to stop scrolling when the toxicity begins.

_number8_, in It's cheaper is what it is

i genuinely hate that phrase, it’s usually used by people to get you to stop complaining about a valid issue

SuiXi3D,
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…or people that don’t otherwise know how to respond, but want to acknowledge your statement.

spicytuna62,
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I’d say more than half the crappy situations I end up in are both outside of and beyond my control. Sometimes, you just have to ride the suck train until things improve. Therapy is a powerful tool, but it has its limits, and it’s important to know when and how it can be helpful.

lightnsfw,

They want you to stop complaining because they have no solution or there isn’t one. Bitching isn’t going to do any good.

Skates, (edited )

I’ve about had it with all these people complaining about COVID. Listen, you’ll be fine. You cough a bit, you sometimes develop symptoms that stay with you for the rest of your life, and if you’re over 60 you die. You would be dying soon anyway, what’s the use of complaining? This is just how things are.

Covid-19 vaccine researchers, if your opinion had any merit.

And you know what? I really need to hear less about all this climate change shit. It’s done. We fucked the world to get ours. I got my yacht and my mansion. Oh, you didn’t get yours? Well yeah, your kids will die. My kids might die too, but if they sell my yacht they’ll probably live more than yours anyway lmao. It’s over, you lost, gg, stop complaining. Bitching isn’t going to do any good.

lightnsfw,

And I can do absolutely nothing to resolve any of those problems so complaining to me about it accomplishes nothing.

snausagesinablanket,
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I know a female supervisor that uses it daily to demean her employee’s valid concerns and needs. She was nicknamed The Witch and she has witch paraphernalia and decorations all over her office. She knows how far she can push and abuse people without raising any alarms to the executive staff.

yuki2501, in The current state of Twitch
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And it didn’t last a day.

Albbi, in This is too loud

You must spend a lot of time rereading your posts then! I love 'em all.

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