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Sanyanov, (edited ) in This is great. You should try it.

To all of you cheese lovers: this is your Penicillium roqueforti, blue cheese mold, in a microbiology lab. Bon appetit

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rustydrd,
@rustydrd@sh.itjust.works avatar

Not really the same thing, though. I also wouldn’t lick bacteria out of a petri dish, but I’ll happily eat yoghurt and sourdough bread.

kSPvhmTOlwvMd7Y7E,

I am totally licking it.

Enk1,

Wait til you hear what’s in the pills they give you when you’ve got a bacterial infection. It’s gonna blow your mind

Sanyanov,

Most of simple antibiotics are of fungal nature, yes

Using life against itself.

Kolgeirr,

Hell yeah that looks delicious, throw that on a steak and lets eat.

marx2k,

Stop. I can only get so hard.

MudMan,
@MudMan@kbin.social avatar

You didn't need to go to all the trouble, if you let some bread out in a humid place you'll get it all over it as well.

Still delicious.

Sanyanov,

Yeah, moldy bread will do (though it can contain some more nasty stuff as well)

Honytawk, in What a silly thought, am I right?

Fingering your instrument isn’t much better though

surewhynotlem,

It’s not just the fingering. You have to tongue it just right at the same time.

… the trumpet taught me a very useful set of life skills …

zaph,

I like to bang my instrument.

Cannacheques, in Not inaccurate

What a man wants, can women just chill and let a man be happy?

aberrate_junior_beatnik,

Yes, famously men have had very few demands of women throughout history.

Cethin,

I don’t disagree, but also it isn’t relevant. Either it’s wrong or it’s not, regardless of gender. People should be happy first.

rimjob_rainer, (edited ) in I just want it to stop

I’m 33 and I don’t mind. Be glad you didn’t have to fight in a WW with 16. Or starve to death with 12 in the middle ages.

Stamets,
@Stamets@startrek.website avatar

I’m 31 and I do. I’d rather be dead.

HerbalGamer,
@HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works avatar

32, also wish I was dead

Fades,

Don’t look now but the entire goddamn planet is hurtling towards another WW

SkyeStarfall,

Nah, you’re just worked to death and still not able to own a home instead

ODuffer, in What a feeling
@ODuffer@lemmy.world avatar

I’m a runner, and I overheard a woman saying to her friend “look at those thighs”, made my day.

Jilanico, in Did someone say history memes?
@Jilanico@lemmy.world avatar

The OG fidget toy

ryathal, in Did someone say history memes?

Clearly ceremonial purposes.

quinkin,

It’s always ritual purposes, or a dildo, but I repeat myself.

rmuk,

Take me to church!

SuckMyWang,

That’s what you get for being such an asshole

tetris11,
@tetris11@lemmy.ml avatar

It’s an ecumenical matter

Swedneck,
@Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

when your DM pulls out this d12 you know some shit is going down

Steamymoomilk, in Is nothing sacred?

Dude i forgot about these!!! I used to call it sun juice when i was little. It was basically liquified sugar tho.

paysrenttobirds, in Are you trying to STEAL entertainment??

Except that second button won’t be there. There’s something weird going on in our economy where the customers can’t actually afford the products but somehow their attention/data is still valuable. I don’t get it

Pyr_Pressure,

I honestly don’t understand how advertisement is valued to highly.

I have probably seen 1000hrs worth of ads by now and probably spent less than $1000 on the products advertised. But somehow if I want to avoid those ads I have to pay 10x that

captain_aggravated,
@captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works avatar

Especially on the internet it seems that the strategy is to beat you into submission, waterboarding you with branding until you aren’t capable of doing anything other than buying their product.

I get sick of seeing ads and then black list the company out of spite. And I do that brain surgery with a backhoe. Because of a certain marketing campaign for a Mission: Impossible movie, I’m never paying to see an action movie of any kind ever again. Because they annoyed me too much in 2015 or so. And because of Dr. Squatch, I think when I’m out of my current supply of Dial I’m going to start making my own soap.

Pyr_Pressure,

Once a brand makes it onto my blacklist it doesn’t matter how much advertisement I see for it.

HP can spend $1m on ads and force me to watch them but I’ll never spend a dollar on them.

Adobe, Dell, and many more have made my list.

captain_aggravated,
@captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works avatar

LIkewise. Dell has 100% made my list.

doctorcrimson, in Early bird

The USA Public School System notoriously doesn’t care about science or education in general. They’ve been isolated groups of independent small governments held to no national standard since their inception. They usually just prepare kids to blend in with their local community: manerisms, speech patterns, bare minimum math and reading skills.

Gabu, in toilet humour

I truly don’t understand how this is a thing at all… Takes less than a second to open the lid, why would you not close it by default?

TheOakTree, in Where's my cooking show already?

Want to make your ramen slap?

Add a bit of slivered onion and green onion, some enoki or seafood mushrooms, and two or three frozen dumplings.

Never disappoints.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

I prefer cooked dumplings, the frozen ones hurt my teeth.

Maven,
@Maven@lemmy.world avatar

This is exactly the type of comment I’d expect from SatansMaggotyCumFart

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

That’s so Maven!

Copythis,

This is what I’m here for. Please tell me more

tastysnacks,

Get refrigerated/frozen ramen instead of freeze dried. Sun Noodle.

TheOakTree, (edited )

I made a reply to another comment in this thread; you might enjoy that one.

You can do so many things with instant ramen to make it better. Of the top of my head, kimchi, tuna, leftover steak, beansprouts, tofu, ricecake, chili powder, a hint of soy sauce, dehydrated onion flakes, garlic powder.

These are all things that will either impart extra flavor into the broth or soak up the flavor of the broth and become extra tasty. Enjoy!

AlecSadler,

Do you add it upon eating or during the boil?

TheOakTree,

Sorry for the late response. The dumplings go in first, as they will drop the temperature of the water enough to make it boil less consistently. Leave those in for a minute or two.

Next, the noodles and powder. Every other ingredient should go in with respect to the noodle entry time. If you want soft onions and mushrooms, they go in with the noodles. If you want more crunch/snap to the onions or more bite on the mushrooms, put them in a minute late.

I usually use the base of green onion for the broth and use the green portion as a garnish. If you want to copy this, the base goes in with the noodles, chopped in 3/4in (~2cm) lengths. Slice the greens into thin rings or julienne them, and add the greens at the end, after plating.

This always makes instant ramen feel less like a snack and more like a meal to me.

UraniumBlazer, (edited ) in ironic
@UraniumBlazer@sh.itjust.works avatar

But…But… NATIONAL SECURITY!

MisterFrog, in Night vs Morning people
@MisterFrog@lemmy.world avatar

When I had housemates in the past, I respected this until 9AM, at that point, unless you actually have a reason to stay up past 1AM (for an 8hr sleep), then I’m afraid then it sucks to be you and I’ll just be normal amounts of quiet.

ma11en,

You’ve not worked night shifts clearly!

ziggurat,

He did mention if you had a reason you had to stay up past 1AM

registrert,
@registrert@lemmy.sambands.net avatar

Work for a living? Unreasonable.

MisterFrog,
@MisterFrog@lemmy.world avatar

Totally reasonable to have other sleep schedules requiring quiet at certain times of the day, just I think it’s on the person asking for something non-standard (and currently it is a social norm to be awake and asleep at certain hours, right or wrong) it’s on the person to actually communicate it, rather than expect it.

LifeInMultipleChoice,

Is it only rude to slam a door in someone’s face between 9am and 6pm? Consideration shouldn’t have hours. If anything, I would say doing something inconsiderate would be the person with the onus of asking. Hey, does it bother you when I turn the music up all the way at 7am when I make breakfast? … yes. Yes it does. If they tell you its fine then it is on them. Still rude, but they were asked.

MisterFrog,
@MisterFrog@lemmy.world avatar

Who’s saying slamming doors? Who’s saying turning on music. You’re straw-manning me.

I’m saying opening and closing doors normally (still makes some sound unless you’re being very, very careful) using the kitchen normally to prepare food (still makes some sound).

Does this seem rude when no indication of other needs is given? If yes, that’s my issue with people in this thread, the assumption that night should be treated the same as day by default, and you’re a dick otherwise.

My lordy.

Basil,

You just sound like a dick, dude.

MisterFrog,
@MisterFrog@lemmy.world avatar

Normal amounts of quiet. It’s not like I ran around the house banging pots and pans.

I feel like Lemmy really self-selects for “night-owls” (people have different chronotypes sure, but like, if you’re staying up to 3,4 AM, then you have sleep issues, it’s not a chronotype to be up this late. Humans aren’t nocturnal. And I say this as someone who has had sleep issues where I have been up that late. You know what I never did, complained that my housemates closed the door a normal amount at 10AM and made a normal amount of noise at that time)… that feel hard done by.

Like, it’s called getting along with others, it’s something you need to learn when living in a sharehouse.

LwL,

I went to bed at 5-6 am for a few years. I didn’t have sleep issues whatsoever. Slept the same amount and felt just as rested (more if anything) as now where I have a “normal” sleep schedule.

There’s also people that, yknow, work at night, whose sleep might start at 9.

I don’t think it’s necessarily wrong to not limit yourself greatly on what u do based on if someones sleeping as long as you avoid very loud things (a pleasant fuck you to my mom (love you) for insisting she needs to vacuum at like 11 every second day when I had that sleep schedule), but your reasoning is just bull.

MisterFrog,
@MisterFrog@lemmy.world avatar

See I actually agree with you on this, to a point, that if you’re working night shift and your mum knew about it, then it’s pretty unfair to be doing the vacuuming at that time each day if she knows you’re going to bed that late.

If you’re just deciding/feeling it’s better for you to be going to sleep that late with no other reasons, then yeah, I do think it was on you to come to some other compromise with your mum about when she can vacuum. In the early afternoon after you wake up for example.

It’s the “other people should work around me by default” attitude that I take issue with. When the standard is be awake during the day (right or wrong), then I think it’s on the people asking for deviation from that to ask for accommodation.

Hope this clears things up a bit.

discusseded,

You seem to only be accounting for people who are like yourself. It’s hard to picture other people’s minds because we only have ours to go by, but it’s important to acknowledge that other minds work very differently from our own.

I was a habitual night owl in my twenties. Went to sleep at dawn and woke up around noon. I didn’t have sleep issues, I was always incredibly rested and full of energy.

Now I sleep at 10 and wake up around 6. I have less energy but I am now a morning person. I can easily get up at 4 for occasions.

You’re making judgements on others based on your own biased view, one that only sees it your way. That’s why you’re being down voted.

MisterFrog,
@MisterFrog@lemmy.world avatar

People should be mindful of noise at all times, but if it’s late in the morning, I feel it’s unreasonable to have an expectation of tip-toeing around without bringing it up and asking if you can come to some sort of an arrangement.

It’s the expectation that I think is the problem.

Whereas the expectation that daytime is for normal activity is not unreasonable. Why? Because that is the way it has been and still is. It doesn’t mean it’s “good”, or “fair”, but it is the current standard and if you want to deviate from it it should be up to you to say something to get what you need.

We have norms and standards in society that people do expect, these different in different parts of the world. Bring a gift when you meet parents for the first time (east Asia), don’t be loud at night (Nachtruhe, Germany). If you want to deviate, then yes, it’s on you and communicate.

As I’ve repeated in other comments, if there is some reason someone needs to sleep at “unstandard” hours, then I’m not suggesting they just deal with it and suffer.

What I am suggesting is that it shouldn’t be taken for granted that day time should be treated the same as night, and that staying up late should mean others need to tip-toe around during the day without asking (unless there is some other reason, or you ask for it to be different because XYZ)

discusseded,

That makes sense, thanks for clarifying. I agree, and what it boils down to is healthy communication and respect.

MisterFrog,
@MisterFrog@lemmy.world avatar

I appreciate you saying that mate.

MossyFeathers,

I’m quite happy waking up at 3pm and going to bed at 6am. To be honest, I think anyone waking up at or before 10am and going to bed before 12am is a weirdo who has sleep issues and I just can’t respect that. If I make too much noise when you’re trying to sleep, well, that’s just too bad innit?

/s

MisterFrog,
@MisterFrog@lemmy.world avatar

As mentioned in other threads, it’s just the expectation that bothers me.

If you’re deviating from a social norm (and right or wrong, it is still a social norm), I think it’s on you to communicate it properly.

Again, people should be reasonably quiet at all times, but it is unfair to have the expectation that the day will be as quiet as the night without prior discussion.

Geert, (edited ) in Time changes us all
@Geert@lemmy.world avatar

Who tf snorts ecstasy

Droggelbecher,

Some ppl call mdma ecstasy and mdma can be snorted

byroon,

It’s the same thing

humorlessrepost, (edited )

In some areas ecstasy is primarily used to describe pressed pills that have mdma as the main active ingredient, while molly refers to pure mdma, either in baggies or capsules.

byroon,

MDMA in a pill baggy or capsule it’s the same. That molly you’re buying isn’t pure either

humorlessrepost,

MDMA in a pill baggy or capsule it’s the same.

Right. It’s the pressed pills that get the “ecstasy” name in my area, which have binders.

That molly you’re buying isn’t pure either

It’s been a long time for me. I’m sure that’s now the case.

WarmSoda, (edited )

Apparently they’re cutting fetynle into it now. So now theres people dying from ecstacy and molly.

Geert,
@Geert@lemmy.world avatar

Not in Europe afaik

LUHG_HANI,
@LUHG_HANI@lemmy.world avatar

Honestly it’s the purest it’s ever been in Europe. It used to be cut to fuck or pills were pressed with all sorts of shit Inc mainly speed.

I’ve taken with old skool heads that used to take a lot back in the day and they all agreed the new stuff rocks their socks off. Buying from a reputable seller I must say.

Geert, (edited )
@Geert@lemmy.world avatar

Pills now just have more MDMA in it. When I used to go out pills would around 100mg. Now it’s double or triple that.

LUHG_HANI,
@LUHG_HANI@lemmy.world avatar

That’s most likely the case. I know they did used to cut with speed or MDA.

hypnicjerk, (edited )

to add to this, a lot of what was sold as ecstasy (at least back in my day) contained little to no mdma at all and was typically just a cheap upper of some sort. originally ecstasy was close to 1:1 slang for pressed mdma pills but over time it became more attached to the pills and less to the molly specifically (mostly for marketing purposes).

of course you can crush x and snort it but at that point it would probably be more accurate to refer to it as molly or speed depending on what’s actually in it.

humorlessrepost,

Yeah, we definitely still needed reagent test kits back then. At least the one that would turn yellow for the common fake kind at the time, and black for mdma. But the real stuff was still around.

quicksand,

Fuck those pipe bombs

Geert,
@Geert@lemmy.world avatar

MDMA is the active ingredient of ecstasy and sure you can snort it I guess but it hurts like a mother and in all my years I have honestly never seen anyone snort mdma.

I saw people try to break up an XTC pill to put into a joint once but they were clueless and I had to tell them that wasn’t how you did that lol

havokdj,

It only really hurts if it’s crystalline or crushed pills, and you should NEVER snort crushed up pills btw.

WarmSoda,

It gets you high as fuck

TurboDiesel,
@TurboDiesel@lemmy.world avatar

Yeah but swallowing it will last longer and won’t hurt like a motherfucker.

WarmSoda,

See: It gets you high as fuck

HonoraryMancunian,

Stings like a bitch though

WarmSoda,

If you think it’s ground enough, you gotta grind it more.

Geert,
@Geert@lemmy.world avatar

Just thinking about it makes my nose bleed

jol,

You can snort or ingest basically all drugs

killeronthecorner,
@killeronthecorner@lemmy.world avatar

I just snorted a ground up bud and I donts feels nuthin

jol,

Well thc doesn’t dissolve well in water. But if you would purify it and snort it, it would still work.

mpa92643,

It wouldn’t. THC has to be decarboxylated via heating before it has any psychoactive effects.

If you eat an ounce of weed, you’d just get a tummy ache. If you heat up an ounce of weed in the oven just hot enough to decarboxylate the THC before you eat it, you’ll be experiencing your tummy ache on an entirely different plane of existence.

AngryCommieKender,

You can dissolve it in alcohol, though I don’t recommend snorting alcohol, that sounds painful.

havokdj,

Some people do it but there’s no reason to, it’s not going to come faster but it will leave faster.

Also, MDMA is not even an abusable drug if done for the euphoric effects. Do it enough and you’re essentially just doing less addictive meth.

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