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_Sprite, in My Ex loves to swat
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quotheraven404, in C.B.T.
BrerChicken, in Age range

As an actual 40 YO divorced dust that used apps for a bit, I felt weird doing 10 +/-, but I can’t imagine there are THAT many guys with such a wide range.

Ghyste,

You’re going to be surprised at the number of young women with daddy issues.

GladiusB,
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Or people in general with the wrong age

Ghyste,

Also true.

pozbo, in EDIT: I THINK I STAND CORRECTED
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If I had infinity $100 notes I could ask to break them into 50s and have 2x infinity $50 notes. It’s called winning.

esc27, in EDIT: I THINK I STAND CORRECTED

Value is a weird concept. Even if mathematically the two stacks should have the same value, odds are some people will consider the $100 bill stack worth more, and be willing to do more in exchange for it. That effectively does make it worth more.

MirthfulAlembic,
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An infinite stack of either would devalue the currency so as to be completely worthless. Well, perhaps worth whatever you can recycle those bills into.

olafurp,

The money only devalues based on how much is in circulation. You’ll only devalue the currency as you spend it and you’d have to spend a trillion to have a non-minor effect.

MirthfulAlembic,
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If you manage to keep an infinitely large stack of bills a secret, sure. Once somebody notices and word gets out, I’m doubtful it doesn’t get devalued in a hurry. Since these are bills that we are assuming are valid, it’s going to seem like the central bank is printing money with abandon. Famously not great for public confidence in a currency. Why would I keep my wealth in a currency that somebody has an infinite amount of? They may not be spending it today, but who knows when that changes? I’d certainly be scrambling to convert mine to something else.

ShaggySnacks,

Yes and no. If you spend that infinite money, then yes. The currency would be massively devalued as you would be adding money into the economy.

If you sat on it, nothing would happen. I imagine that the Federal Bank doesn’t know about your infinite stash and therefore isn’t taking into account any equation.

IzzyScissor,

So, the value is inversely correlated to the ability to spend it.

… Still sounds worthless, TBH.

nova_ad_vitum,

The moment you bring in the concept of actually using this money to pay for things, you have to consider stuff like how easy it is to carry around, and the 100s win. If your pile is infinite then you don’t even need 1s at the strip club.

butt_mountain_69420, in Government money

Yeah there’s that, then there’s this:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Military_budget_of_the_United_States#/media/File:U.S_-_China_-_Russia,_Military_Spending.svg

afraid_of_zombies,

There is also a lobbying effort behind it. We can’t ignore that economists continue to argue for bank bailouts and against welfare programs.

SwallowsDick,

Economists that mainstream media chooses to focus on, that is

afraid_of_zombies,

I don’t think so. Seen a bunch of studies on it and pretty much no economist backs student loan amnesty while all of them backed the bank bailouts.

Even sent a few emails out to a few and they all confirmed that they did hold these two positions.

Plus you have an entire lobbying company that provides rent-economists for subcommittee hearings. You pay them, they get an economist to testify under oath that the policy you want is the best policy.

butt_mountain_69420,

economist

I haven’t a fuck to give about the opinion of some Ivy-leaguer whose entire inheritance depends on the status quo and stealing the labor of the working classes.

Zoboomafoo, in New email from test@scam.com

I eventually clicked the link in the test email out of curiosity, I got a nice popup telling me I fucked up

Edgarallenpwn,
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Have fun watching training videos for an hour and a half. It’s just free money

Zoboomafoo,

Nah, I got fired like a week later for no reason

Edgarallenpwn, (edited )
@Edgarallenpwn@midwest.social avatar

Damn that’s extreme. Sorry to hear that.

Adramis, in Hip Creeps

Has anyone tried Ozempic? Like…at least right now it sounds like a miracle.

razzmatazz,

Check out the podcast Maintenance Phase and their episode on Ozempic

duffkiligan,

Not Ozempic but Mounjaro and now Zepbound.

Yeah it pretty much feels like a miracle. I’m down 55lbs in 6 months, ends up at like 2-3lbs per week which is considered a healthy loss. I’ve done literally nothing different with eating, I just… eat less.

flicker,

When did you start seeing weight loss? I’m on Wegovy and still titrating and I’m underwhelmed by the results big time.

DannyMac,
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It was slow for me. I was on .25mg/week of Ozempic at the start and now am on 1mg/week. It is the right amount for me. I’ve been losing 8-10lbs each month and doing nothing else but eat less. If I were to incorporate more exercise, I could lose it at a higher rate.

flicker,

I’m on 1.3 and I’m just not seeing what I want to see… I’ll try to be patient. Thanks!

DannyMac,
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There’s also the bow shock you experience as your habits change. When I started, I still had the bad habit of overeating, but Ozempic won’t allow it. I eventually learned to eat less or regret it. How long have you been on it and how much have you lost so far?

flicker,

Like 2 months and 1 pound!

H_Interlinked,

Not on it, but Primary Care clinical staff. Lots of people feel underwhelmed at the start. Some are more “slow and steady” than others. I would try not to judge the clinical results until after some time at 2.4mg.

flicker,

Thanks very much for this reply. I’ve been seeing a dietician whose advise is that I’ve been eating too little to lose weight and that feels absolutely stupid.

I’ll admit since I increased my intake I’ve been feeling better, and I haven’t gained any weight, but I’m impatient. I wish I could just stop eating and lose it that way…

possiblylinux127,

O, o, o, Ozempic!

BetaBlake,

Auto Parts!

OW!

DannyMac,
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I’m down 65 lbs! Ozempic/semaglutide has muzzled my out of control eating. I’ve been on different weight loss meds and none have targeted the cause: bored eating when I’m not hungry. I still eat pretty much whatever I want, but I can’t handle any overeating. I made it through the holidays and didn’t gain any weight! I enjoyed the holiday goodies and was good to have a small amount. Going back for seconds sort of disgusts me. Went to the doctor today and my A1C is 5.8! It’s not been that low in 15 years!

FinalRemix,

I was on sumaglutide for a month. Made me ravenously hungry and gave me nonstop stomach cramps that only went away when eating. Fuckin’ sucked, as it raised my fasting blood sugar by a lot, too.

DannyMac,
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Wow, sounds like the opposite intended effect! For me, it seems to work as intended.

FinalRemix,

This was the first time I’d asked to be taken off of a medication.

robocall,
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I use semaglutide from a compounding pharmacy. I feel like it’s helped me take back my life. It’s great for me.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

It only gives 8% of its users diarrhea so it’s better then Taco Bell.

DannyMac,
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For me, it makes me constipated due to the way it slows down my digestion. The metformin keeps things moving though…

discordatia,

I was on Ozempic for about two years due to Type 2 and a bad A1C. I lost about 10lbs but gained it back as soon as I switched medication. Everyone is praising these drugs as miracles, and they are… But only if you’re able to keep the habit they help you build. I’m now on Mounjaro, and I tried Trulicity. Both have done better good for me than Ozempic ever did. My A1C is almost normal, and my energy is so much better. I’ve also lost about 10lbs and am exercising more/eating less and building the good habits. It definitely changes your metabolism, and makes you feel fuller faster. So it can be a huge blessing if you need it.

Mighty, in You deserve it :-)
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can i replace “affordable” with “free” please? these are human basic needs. just give it to me.

BaardFigur,

Norwegian here. Healthcare isn’t entirely free here, but it sure is affordable. I’m not sure if entirely free is a thing to strive for. A minor cost helps upper the bar slightly, so people don’t annoy the doctors office with stupid minor stuff (which is already happening).

Higher education is also not entirely free, just really cheap. But as long as you get a stipend (everbody that finish their study does), the state end up giving you more money than you spend. So yes, free higher education is great, I feel sorry for americans.

Affordable housing: should that be free? I agree it should be affordable though, but how can that be achieved? It’s basically the free market deciding

smiling_big_baby_boy,

Legitimizing capitalism will not free us from our material conditions

BaardFigur,

While the current state of capitalism is sort of broken (doing all kinds of evil stuff in the name of shareholder profit), doesn’t make all elements of it broken.

I’m pretty happy to be able to own personal stuff for example. Like a house. Or smaller stuff, like a phone. There also needs to be some kind of mechanism actually encouraging people to contribute to society.

Mighty,
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Capitalism isn’t broken, you’re right. The misery of 90-95% if society is expected under capitalism. It’s not a sign of capitalism being broken but for it working as intended.

smiling_big_baby_boy,

Personal property and private property are important distinctions. Personal property is established and maintained autonomously through social connections, while private property is maintained thru coercive systems and institutions (an invention from capitalism).

The threat of starvation and coercive violence are the main factors incentivizing people to work under capitalism.

For more - read ANARCHY WORKS by Peter Gelderloos. Chapter: Economy, “Without wages, what is the incentive to work?” (pg. 61)

anarchy.works/primer.html#toc22

BaardFigur, (edited )

Yeah, that works so well that exactly zero countries, among 8 billion people have implemented it

Mighty,
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Hm I wonder how that’s possible… You’re really close to understanding how imperialism, colonialism and the war machine works

Mighty,
@Mighty@lemmy.world avatar

There’s no such thing as a free market. It’s a myth. I’d rather believe in unicorns.

Empricorn, (edited )

Okay, but unless healthcare workers, teachers, First Responders, construction workers, you, me, and everyone else is willing to work for free, it still has a cost, even if the government pays it. I agree that it should be a basic human right though…

EDIT:

Clarification: OP is asking for these things to be “free”. Free is if I start handing out hamburgers on the street, no strings attached. We already pay for these services, we pay the most of any country in the world, and we get worse results.

okamiueru,

Are you… Hm… Where to start… Do you know the concept of taxes?

Empricorn,

Taxes which… pay for all of those. Not sure why you have to jump to condescension, I’m not being obtuse. Things cost money, and we pay for it either way, that’s my only point.

okamiueru,

But… Maybe I’m the one being obtuse here. What was your point? Even though you pay for it either way, the difference for how that works out with taxes or direct expenses is the whole point of taxes

When someone says “college is free in most of Europe”. It’s wouldn’t be a counter argument to say “well, it’s not free is it, because its paid for with taxes”. The people who would (without it being “free”), need to pay for college themselves, are not in the position to possibly cover that cost (college funds are irrelevant). But, since a skilled labour force is important and a value to society, it should be covered by everyone.

Mighty,
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Why? What does the one thing have to do with the other? There’s always money for war, for bailing out banks, for lobbying… Thus there’s enough money for basic human needs to be met without me working for nothing. It’s a choice whom to give the money to.

But I agree to a certain point: if I don’t need to pay rent, healthcare and education, I don’t need to slave away in jobs that I don’t want.

CaptPretentious, in Sorry guys, we had a good run

When I was a teenager I wanted kids. I fully bought into ‘the American dream’ being sold. I’d get me a wife, kids, house, and a career. Helped that I actually like kids. Made it my life’s goal to try to be the best provider, best dad, best husband I could be.

Put myself through college, I have a good career, bought a house when I was 24, and still love kids. But I gave up on dating when I was like 28(?). It just became not worth it for so many reasons.

This last fall marked 20 years since I left my hometown to start my life… And I felt like a failure (still do). I exist to work and pay bills.

Viking_Hippie, in Why can't we get our shit together?

Is that Guy Fieri, the guy from Smashmouth, or both?

BassaForte,
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Have we ever seen them in the same place at the same time?

Viking_Hippie,

I sure haven’t!

Semi-Hemi-Demigod, in Pushovers
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With a sharp knife and proper technique you can avoid the tears.

Plus you don't have to wear gloves like when you're slicing chilis.

SuckMyWang,

I wear gloves when slicing chillies for aesthetic reasons only

TheFriendlyDickhead,

The only reason I slice chilis is because I crave the pain when I rub my eyes.

Semi-Hemi-Demigod,
@Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social avatar

Try rubbing your genitals next time. That's super fun.

JusticeForPorygon,
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Habanero face mask

Viking_Hippie,

I was in a jazz fusion band called Habanero Face Mask. We were awful.

Anticorp,

Yup. Just cut the root off before you start slicing the onion and there’s no tears.

dustyData, in My 1070 is still going strong

Mine is randomly hanging up. It’s either bad memory sticks, hard drives failing (again). Or, it’s finally time to splurge on a new system and retire this one after 12 years of loyal service.

shonn,

My I7-3770 died last week with “no memory installed” errors no matter which stick or slot. It was a trooper until the end.

dustyData,

I suspect it’s the graphics card. It’s been 6 years with me and it was refurbished when I got it.

knexcar,

I had a semi-similar issue where games would randomly “freeze” - or rather, you could still hear stuff happening and reacting to key inputs, but the screen was completely frozen. Turns out slightly lowering the clock speed of my GPU basically fixed the issue. I wonder if something similar would be able to extend the life of your GPU too.

NaibofTabr, (edited )

At an admin command prompt, try:

chkdsk /r

or

chkdsk /x

how to use chkdsk

And also maybe check the SMART reports: Monitoring hard disk health with smartmontools

And then run the memory diagnostic: How to run Windows Memory Diagnostic Tool

dustyData,

Thanks for the well intentions, but so far I know it’s not the disks, I changed them last year. I run Linux Mint, so I use other tools to monitor the disks and memory. I actually suspect it’s the graphics card getting funky because running things in software render mode solves the random hang ups.

MisterD,

I’m there with you. I have no problems but I know I’m pushing my luck.

exocrinous, in F- me It's January!

Can someone from a country that gets snow explain this meme?

variants,

They snoozed the alarm so they are late and didnt clean the windshield to rush somewhere

systemglitch,

And it’s incredibly stupid and more common than it should be. Takes 20 seconds to do the windows properly.

A girl in my city did that a few years ago and hit a pedestrian and then went to jail for it.

Worst 20 seconds she ever saved.

doingthestuff,

Yeah it’s at least 5 minutes and I run the car while I’m scraping.

systemglitch,

I’m so used to the car being warmed up (auto start) I forget how long it used to take when I did it the old fashioned way. A lot more elbow grease involved without the warm air circulating inside.

vaionko,

Sometimes the ice is so bad I have to run the car for 10 minutes so the ice scraper will remove the ice

Damage,

The problem is not snow, it’s the ice that forms on the windscreen during the night, because of the sub-zero temperatures. It takes time to scrape it off, and if you’re late, you do the bare minimum to see where you are going, hoping your car will heat up and melt the rest before you crash!

TheGiantKorean, in Lies
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All, Top 6 Hours.

MurphysPaw,

Top 12 in the morning, top 6 before bed. Works for me!

TheGiantKorean,
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Top 12 in the AM is a pro move.

TheGreenGolem,
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I also very much love Scaled nowadays.

TheGiantKorean,
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Doesn’t look like it’s available in Boost. 😕

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