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MirthfulAlembic, in "Now, here's what I would do..."
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For a while in early WotLK, I sometimes did dungeons with a lady whose husband was on active duty, and she was always halfway into a box of wine. She really liked to share.

Potatos_are_not_friends,

I typically avoid multiplayer games because I’m just interested in doing my own thing.

But sometimes, it’s fun to just goof off with strangers, especially ones venting their hearts out to strangers on the Internet. Kinda like a radio talk show but with just 3-4 people.

Lemminary, (edited )

I want to experience that some day. Maybe I’ll be the one oversharing once I get my own box of wine and my husband is overseas.

Gork, in I have a bad feeling about this...

Happy families are all well and good until each family member gets headbit by a xenomorph.

PeterPoopshit, in The system is broken

In my area it’s more like 13/12ths

aeronmelon, in I have a bad feeling about this...

When you know the star of the movie is playing a cold-blooded killer, but the star is happy and domesticated at the start of the movie.

cerement, in Perpetual Amnesia
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  • two weeks later
cmbabul,

** unless another huge and horrible news story comes out within said two weeks

Fluid, in "Who are my senators?", "What is a gyatt?", "How do you microwave ramen?"
@Fluid@aussie.zone avatar

I presume whoever made this meme doesn’t understand that incognito mode doesn’t actually protect you from tracking? It just deletes the history on the devices basically.

AnonTwo,

I think they're only worried about like, family or friends finding out. It's not really a concern to them if an entity they don't know has that info.

lunarul,

Which is one of the reasons I use it. If it’s not something I will want to pop up in my history later, then it goes in incognito. My history is only for things I plan to return to on a regular basis, not one time searches of random stuff.

aeronmelon, in Magic school bus. What have they done to you...

SpongeBob, what have they done to you?

Teen Titans, what have they done to you?

Dexter’s Lab, what have they done to you?

Muppet Babies, what have they done to you?

Garfield, what have they done to you?

Tom & Jerry, what have they done to you?

Seaguy05,

Teenager mutant ninja turtles, what have they done to you?

metaStatic,

New movie slaps

TomSelleck,

Incredibly good.

Cruxifux,

The new movie leaned super hard into the “teenage” part of the teenage mutant ninja turtles, and it was an incredibly interesting take.

Maultasche,

The 2012 show was pretty good.

cashews_best_nut,

Gummy Bears. Am I the only person who watched it? It’s on Disney+ atm. Absolute classic show.

rckclmbr,

Tail spin

Erasmus, in Magic school bus. What have they done to you...
@Erasmus@lemmy.world avatar

My daughter was watching - I guess it was the current Mickey Mouse (?) - cartoons on Disney+ a couple nights back. These include Mickey, Donald, Goofy, etc.

Only none of them look like the standard toons anymore but look like Disney had inbred sex with Ren and Stempy.

Even the humor and art is similar to that same style drawn by Kricfalusi where the characters all seem to be borderline psychotic and all the humor is based on shock value.

rckclmbr, (edited )

I actually like the new mickey tbh. I would describe it as steamboat mickey mixed with teen titans.

match, in Perpetual Amnesia
@match@pawb.social avatar

me, waiting to deploy my spy balloons: soon

Kolanaki,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

Lemme know when you deploy them so I can claim one of my kids is stuck on it.

sevan, in "Who are my senators?", "What is a gyatt?", "How do you microwave ramen?"

I also use it for YouTube videos of things that I don’t want Google making recommendations on. For example, if trying to fix something and need to watch a video, I don’t want to have home improvement videos in my feed for the next 6 months.

ultra,

Why search with Google? If you think it has better results, use whoogle.

metaStatic,

Great, now Whoogle will be in my recommendations for the next 6 months

ultra,
Got_Bent,

Using it to watch YouTube without logging in currently gets around that whole we don’t allow ad blockers thing.

Zagorath,
@Zagorath@aussie.zone avatar

So does uBlock Origin, even while logged in.

Got_Bent,

I’ve been getting hit lately with uBlock origin on Firefox if I’m logged in.

Sotuanduso,

Still works most of the time.

Ilovethebomb, in The future is now
And009,

It’s a heli-cop-car

AllonzeeLV, (edited ) in "Who are my senators?", "What is a gyatt?", "How do you microwave ramen?"

Shed your shame of pornography, unless that’s your kink.

Almost everybody bates, and those who don’t for reasons of indignation, I’m not hating on the genuine asexuals or people with health issues that inhibit self-pleasure, are usually the pent up, “only one right way to live” A types I don’t enjoy the company of or have any respect for anyway.

It’s been how many generations? The puritans that came here to escape living among cool Europeans to self flagellate are beyond dust. Prudes suck. Make lust not greed.

mossy_,

I’ve heard it’s like chocolate: enjoy in moderation

AllonzeeLV, (edited )

I always thought it would be a fun idea to name a bar “Moderation,” with a tagline of “Drink all you want when you’re in here!”

ChillDude69, (edited )

I only fuck three chocolate bars per day. Is that okay?

You WERE asking how much chocolate we usually fuck, right?

Does dipping my balls in chocolate milk count?

dakar,
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Small tip: don't say "genuine asexuals" as if the ones that do masturbate aren't really asexuals. All asexuals are just as genuine and valid, don't gatekeep.

AllonzeeLV, (edited )

Fair, though I more meant the people who are effective asexuals because they were taught to be ashamed of sexuality in general and deny any sexual desire they have with vigorous effort to feel “pure.”

That’s a whole lot different than someone who just doesn’t really have those impulses. The former is an act and they have my pity because of how such people are usually raised/abused to be in a constant state of conflict and hatred of their own impulses, the latter is a completely valid identity.

joyjoy,

The correct term for that is sex-averse asexual.

TimewornTraveler,

Since we’re correcting terminology, I’d stray away from saying “correct” term and tend more towards “currently accepted” term.

EatYouWell,

But, in all honesty, the term doesn’t matter as long as it’s understood and isn’t used maliciously.

SpaceNoodle,

I just don’t want it cluttering up my search suggestions

tegs_terry, in Kitchen Nightmares

Me?

ZILtoid1991, in "Who are my senators?", "What is a gyatt?", "How do you microwave ramen?"
@ZILtoid1991@kbin.social avatar

What is a gyatt?

zero_spelled_with_an_ecks,

Apparently it’s short for “god damn” when one finds someone attractive.

cosmicrookie, in Betrayal of the highest order
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Even worse when it actually is a PNG but the checkered background is not transparent

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