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possiblylinux127, in He also objects to crosswalks.

we need a Christ on a heist community

The_Helmet_Stays_On, in What can I do for you THIS TIME

Every god damn time. Whether it’s sitting down to work on something or to play a game, the wife needs something. Hell… even my work is the same. It’s an easy job with random amounts of downtime but the moment I decide to start cleaning or just scroll lemmy on my phone suddenly everyone needs help.

deweydecibel, (edited ) in Compendium of human knowledge at my fingertips

Are we still acting like this excuse was the actual explanation for why you couldn’t use a calculator?

They just said this. It was easier than trying to explain the nuances of education to kids. The actual reason was “because you have to learn to use your brain to do shit, it’s kind of important.”

Like, this is the equivalent of being upset the gym teacher wouldn’t let you use a segway in class. You’re missing the point.

thorbot,

Yeah OP was probably too busy eating paste to pay attention in class

datelmd5sum,

and unless you’re carrying one of those solar powered calculators in your pocket, how are you gonna charge your pocket calculator in the post apocalyptic era? You gonna waste guzzoline to run your car to charge your phone?

adrian783,

human math-bags?

Xanthrax,
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To me, it’s always crazy when someone asks a simple math question, like “how much will I paying for this month?”, and then the phone comes out. Dude you only had to add up three or four numbers.

DragonTypeWyvern,

Neurological pathways need to be reinforced. If you aren’t doing mental math regularly your ability to do it degrades.

Obviously there’s very much a negative cycle at play thanks to the prevalence of modern computing but even then it’s simply a matter of most people not needing to use math much day to day.

DooDeeDoo,

Thank you. I also can’t stand people who keep saying out loud I’ve never needed a quadratic equation why doesn’t the school teach me how to do taxes. For one thing if you didn’t have to ever use a quadratic then you never understood maths enough to apply it and walk away from the problem. Secondly if school taught you taxes ups be the one complaining the most about why you have to do taxes in school.

Buddahriffic,

While I agree that it is good to learn to do math without a calculator, it’s not necessarily the case that the teachers who said “you won’t have a calculator with you all the time” didn’t think that was the exact reason. Also, there’s nothing wrong with just stating the real reason if that’s what they really believed.

theangryseal, in What can I do for you THIS TIME

This is my whole life.

I go out of my way to make sure everything is good and then start my game. Suddenly nothing is good haha.

Been trying to wake up two hours before everyone, everyone just started waking up two hours earlier lol.

I love my family though. I knew what I was getting into.

Suavevillain, in What can I do for you THIS TIME
@Suavevillain@lemmy.world avatar

It is the worst thing. When you’re not doing anything nobody needs you.

Crack0n7uesday, in Ooh, maybe I'll try a new font size

I save to disk, no one thinks about it until we’re all camping and I’m the only one that decides how many times we’re gonna watch Lord of the Rings this weekend.

princess, in Thumbs have tasty food crumbs tho

oof ouch my bones

HRDS_654, (edited ) in What can I do for you THIS TIME

Me when my parents visit me randomly and want me to help with some random project.

FoundTheVegan, in "Now, here's what I would do..."
@FoundTheVegan@kbin.social avatar

Miranda sings played Wow?

AquaTofana,

I was coming here for this comment!

Didn’t know Colleen Ballinger was into MMORPGs!

Swedneck, in He also objects to crosswalks.
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jesus would totally be a rabid car hater, they’re everything the bible says is sinful

like do you think a pickup truck fits through the eye of a needle?

MuhammadJesusGaySex, (edited ) in He's ready for anything

When I was a little kid I asked my grandfather one time what it was like to “fight evil”. His response was something along the lines of “I didn’t fight evil. They were just a bunch of scared kids doing what they were told. Just like me.”

My grandfather fought in Europe, but Japan was still what kicked off WWII. So, I was super nervous about bringing home the woman that would become my first wife for the first time. Her family was from Okinawa.

When we got there he sat down at the kitchen table and talked to her for a long time. I was in and out doing stuff for the dinner, but they looked happy enough. Later that day he caught me outside and gave me a hug. He told me that she was a good woman and I’d be crazy if I didn’t marry her.

I really miss my grandfather. He was mostly a good dude.

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/ab3a1bd5-2e90-4b5c-98cc-acfef4cdb1fd.jpeg

Here’s a picture of him during the battle of the bulge. It’s from a book I have, but this picture was originally published in “Yank” magazine. The original clipping sat over his chair in the living room my entire life.

Fedizen, (edited ) in Inspiration

texas didnt even bother adding the “new”

Also Canada did this a bunch too

bassomitron, (edited ) in Think again bitch

What book is it that tries to scientifically explain vampires? It talks about why vampires don’t like crosses and it’s because of some irrational fear of symmetrical geometry or something. In other words it has nothing to do with religion, according to that book’s mythos. I thought it was a neat alternative take on the genre. Iirc it was a sci-fi book.

Edit: I looked it up, the book I was thinking of is called Blindsight. I believe the reasoning they provide in the book is that due to their unique spatial reasoning, too many right angles give them seizures.

ExpensiveConstant,

I don't know which book you're thinking of but this is touched on in the Castlevania show: https://youtu.be/ozID5sgofno?si=WmKK_FCgOcc08E4P

DaCookeyMonsta,

That was from the Castelvania show.

However I Am Legend is probably one of the first books to explain to explain vampires in a scientific rather than a magical way. In that it was psychological and they only hated religious symbols from the faith they had in life, and I believe that only applies to “undead” vampires and not living ones.

bassomitron,

I Am Legend is a fantastic book, but not what I was thinking about. I looked it up and it was actually Blindsight I was thinking of. Regardless, I always recommend people read I Am Legend, it’s a lot different than the movie (which I also enjoyed).

RandomStickman,
@RandomStickman@kbin.social avatar

This video gives a biological explanation to vampires that explains their aversion to right angles as well: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJLA8iNUV-0

Xanvial,

Doctor who has an episode about vampires that basically boils to they’re aliens. tardis.fandom.com/wiki/Saturnyn

Zorque,

In some books, I'm thinking of Dresden Files, I think it has less to do with the faith of the vampire and more to do with the faith of the person using the symbol. With Dresden, he uses a silver pentacle that his mother gave him and it has the same effect.

Smoogs, (edited ) in Inspiration

Tbf a lot of the ‘new[city]’ was given their names by the British empire expanding their land. Just look at Australian state names… The Americans doing this in more recent times are simply following suit.

thisisbutaname, in He also objects to crosswalks.

But Jesus drove a Honda.

“For I do no speak of my own Accord”

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