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interceder270, in Sorry to be the bearer of bad news but it's not happening

Holy shit peach is fine as hell in this movie.

rosymind,

? Poor lady has no shoulders and a head the size of a watermelon

(I wasn’t who downvoted you, btw, I’m not offended by your comment at all- I just don’t see the appeal)

interceder270,

I’m so used to peach being ugly as sin in the games.

This is a nice change of pace.

They clearly know what makes a woman beautiful, lol.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Dude. She’s a cartoon with a giant head.

Butterpaderp,

Horny jail

interceder270,

Yeah, I gotta go rub one out.

interceder270,

Done.

Cap, in You can even leave your doors unlocked and let your guard down.
@Cap@kbin.social avatar

It's nice until you have to go to the store.

Bo7a, (edited )

Yeah, stores suck. Town days are the worst part of living in the middle of nowhere!

aniki,

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  • Bo7a, (edited )

    Oh, I know!

    I live in the middle of a forest in the middle of nowhere. After living in over 20 cities in 4 countries, over 13 years - I am very done with city life. We started out here with a patch of untouched forest and lived the first 14ish months fully off-grid. I’m talking like - getting water from the creek in buckets and chopping down enough trees to make room for our trailer to live in off-grid.

    We have mains power and starlink now, but remote is definitely the right word for our situation. The nearest human is about 5km away most of the year, with the occasional hunter in the fall and camper in the summer.

    Now all I need to do is build another shed so that we can buy two big freezers and take the town trip frequency down to quarterly instead of monthly :)

    XEAL, in Then and now

    Use SponsorBlock for the “content creator”

    Engywuck,

    I just don’t use YT. I’m not interested on stuff there. I much prefer blogs or the likes.

    XEAL,

    ¯_(ツ)_/¯

    Monster96, in Sorry to be the bearer of bad news but it's not happening

    It’s been 7 months for me and in all that time I got one job offer that they ultimately gave to someone else. The pain is real…

    Arfman, in Aaaaaand it's over

    I don’t get how they hear the other person, or are they on speaker mode?

    Lifter,

    Yes speaker. On the bus. On the subway. On the street. In a cafe.

    fosforus,

    Believe it or not, straight to jail.

    Snoopey,

    I’ve seen someone speak like this, then put the phone back against their ear to listen and pull it back down to talk again. Like wtf just leave it up there

    Draedron,

    Easier to be heard when speaking actually into the mic. I do this when the other person has issues hearing me and it helps

    oatscoop, (edited )

    I’ll admit it: I do that.

    … we are talking about walkie talkies, right? Over.

    Amends1782,

    Remember from a century ago when sprint had those PTT walkie cell phones lol?

    MTK, in Aaaaaand it's over

    Well well well, I once again feel targeted by a meme

    Kusimulkku,

    Who do you talk on the phone like that?

    MTK,

    The microphone is there, why not?

    TheFrogThatFlies,

    But you can rotate the phone such that the mic is still in front of your mouth and the top of the phone over your ear, without being forced to use the speaker to be able to hear.

    Buddahriffic, in They're not equivalent

    I see this as an example of either how little some people making decisions in tech companies know about what people want or about how different the things I want are from the majority of people.

    AtmaJnana,

    Your framing is wrong. They know some people have preferences. They just don’t care because emojis drive engagement, which drives revenue for many of them.

    can, in This is for (almost) all of you

    never

    Boozilla, in Yes. We're better than you.
    @Boozilla@lemmy.world avatar

    I’m a fan. I slash my zeros, too.

    atomicorange,

    How about your z?

    pomodoro_longbreak,
    @pomodoro_longbreak@sh.itjust.works avatar

    God has joined the match

    jarfil,

    In some languages, z != ƶ = ż

    en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Z_with_stroke

    gnomesaiyan, in They have it ready to go
    @gnomesaiyan@lemmy.world avatar

    Now with extra self-transforming elf machines!

    SatansMaggotyCumFart,

    One time I impregnated a machine elf and created a whole race of eldritch borgs.

    jmcs, in Yes. We're better than you.

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    Anticorp, in Is it possible to punch a website in the face

    This constant harassment should be illegal. They should not be able to prompt you every single time you use a service. There needs to be a “NO” option. Not “no thank you”, not “maybe later”, “NO!”.

    ininewcrow,
    @ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

    I agree … but if you are standing in their store and they blast you with their advertising over and over again … they more or less can do whatever they want.

    You have to step out of their space.

    Use Firefox and stay away from Chrome.

    Chrome is owned by Google … YouTube is owned by Google … so going onto their website using their web browser is like walking into their store using their limo. Since you are on their property and in their vehicle … they have all the ability to push whatever they want onto to you. You have no choice. You can’t walk into a Gap store and ask not see any Gap advertisements.

    If you can visit their store using a different store front and a different vehicle … you at least have some options and ability to turn off features that you don’t want to see. At least you have a choice.

    I’m on Linux with Firefox with uBlock Origin and I never see ads on Youtube

    Anticorp,

    Unfortunately a lot of these services are becoming more akin to a utility than a clothing store though. You need them in some capacity to function in a modern life, and there are no alternatives, or every alternative engages in the same harassment.

    ALostInquirer, in Anyways

    Anyone else wonder how some folks will say language sometimes changes related to people speaking lazily, but then you get words changing meaning/emerging with extra syllables like “irregardless” or “disorientated”?

    When posts like this pop up, it makes me wonder 'bout those extra syllable words, “So how’s that happen, then?”

    kamen,

    People want to sound fancy.

    jarfil,

    Sometimes it’s discombobulating, isn’t it?

    But no, seriousnessly, get a pinch of lazy, add a pinch of troll, throw in some euphemism, mix thoroughly for a while, and shit happens, like birds and bees.

    troglodytis,

    That means all mixed up

    the_of_and_a_to,

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  • ALostInquirer,

    For sure! I’ve mainly heard/read these from native English speakers, which is where more of the confusion comes from.

    bitwaba,

    Boned and deboned mean the same thing.

    Shardikprime,

    But fucked and unfucked don’t

    Crazy how nature do that

    CurlyMoustache,
    @CurlyMoustache@lemmy.world avatar

    That’s just your wife trying to change the subject

    itsralC,

    I want to say overregularization.

    force, (edited )

    People when normal language evolution exists: 😱

    english language arts classes have set us back millions of years

    byroon, in Oh. I'm sorry. Lemme just...

    Anyone who thinks it’s helpful to say to someone with depression “don’t be sad” is an idiot. You have to say “don’t be depressed”

    some_guy, in Just wash it right off

    This was the first actual out-loud laughter of my day. Thanks!

    Dagwood222,

    You guys have hot water??

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