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phoenixz, in So that's it, huh? We're some kind of Suicide Squad?

That leaves for an interesting question: why is most writing these days so god awful? There are great writers out there. Hollywood isn’t stupid (is it?) and wants money. Why do they put shit writers on so many projects that then flop like the shit that it is?

yamanii,
@yamanii@lemmy.world avatar

Most of everything is shit, you just remember the few good ones, you don’t remember the no name awful series that were airing together with Lost.

masterbaexunn,

And even then Lost was also written with shit crayons. Especially the later stuff

Crashumbc,

With streaming, it’s become about volume not quality. Before there were only so many movie screens and straight to video made next to nothing.

Now straight to streaming can make a LOT of money. Plus streaming services are trying to pump their selection and in-house productions cost nothing once produced. So even average or just good enough content can be profitable.

saintshenanigans,

Executives chasing profits with data they don’t understand, or the show just sticks around too long.

douglasg14b,
@douglasg14b@lemmy.world avatar

Because it’s targeting the lowest common denominator.

It’s generalizing the writing so that it generally appeals to generally everyone to increase engagement. This means that the show loses its specific attractions and it just becomes another generic TV show based in a different world.

SpaceCowboy,
@SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca avatar

Hollywood is stupid and they didn’t want to pay writers after the first draft is written. It may not be so much the writer is shit (they came up with some good ideas after all) it’s that they don’t have time to make additional drafts to fix plotholes, improve the dialog, etc.

Writing isn’t just banging out something on a typewriter and it’s pure genius the moment is written. It’s a process that usually involves multiple drafts.

You gotta admit a lot of things feel like a first draft, and it’s probably because it is. Hopefully these issues were sorted out with the writer’s strike.

jenny_ball, (edited )
@jenny_ball@lemmy.world avatar

it’s not a simple answer but due to technology and environment, it’s just the way things are. basically less care is taken to get each minute of output simply because it’s possible. so many things. you don’t have to log heavy reels around, you don’t have to use a typewriter. each step is so much easier. before, there was a lot more care taken per step.

ICastFist, in Flight sim people are on another level
@ICastFist@programming.dev avatar

just buy a plane

Yeah, I don’t think you can get a Mig-29 or a F-16 off e-bay, amazon or craigslist.

rambling_lunatic,

You can probably get a Cessna.

Aceticon, (edited )

The cheapest Cessna (say a half-a-century old Cessna-150 with only a thousand or hours left on the engine before mandatory refurbishment) will set you back maybe $20k.

Then there’s the maintenance costs (one every 50 flight hours, a bigger one every 100 flight hour and so on as well as the yearly one), plus insurance and fuel.

Oh, and flying one of those planes is not really excitting (except for landings, those are cool) mainly because it cruises at 90 knots airspeed (about 160 Km/h) which at the minimum flying height per flight regulations (except during takeoff and landing) which is 1000 feet (around 300m) does not feel at all fast.

Absolutelly, spend $30k (if you get it as a kit and assemble it yourself) and you can get something a little more excitting … or spend $2k in that setup (I’m guessing, assuming you assemble it yourself) and let the Suspension Of Disbelief save you the rest of the money and you can even fligh planes that cost many millions of dollars (which, judging by the controls, is what that setup is simulating).

Mind you a Commercial Pilot License is “only” 1000 flight hours so you might get it for less than $100k depending on which country you do your training in and hence the cost per hour in the air (or, if you do like my Amateur Pilot Trainers in the UK and give lessons for the flight hours, which can be done with only an Amateur Pilot License) though you’ll get a lot of “special moments” with trainees at the controls (did I mention landings are exciting ;)).

mlg, in You do know you can just click the "reject all" button, right?
@mlg@lemmy.world avatar

This reminds me of how when reddit closed their API, a select few just went to web scraping it instead lol.

malean, in aboutme.pdf
@malean@lemmy.world avatar

honestly, I kinda want to write mine too

meliaesc,

Good luck getting your new autobiography published!

Anticorp, in Gottem

I don’t understand. Why the FU?

iarigby,

read it with a rhyme

Anticorp,

Ah, I see. Thanks

Slovene,

Did they save you some time?

Brown5500,

No more rhymes now, i mean it!

Slovene,

Orange.

KairuByte,
@KairuByte@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

You gonna visit Blorenge? Maybe check out a sporange?

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Look at the door hinge.

elephantium,
@elephantium@lemmy.world avatar

And turn on your TV, it’s time to binge.

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot,

Anybody want a peanut?

undefinedValue,

Still too dumb, can you explain it please?

elephantium,
@elephantium@lemmy.world avatar

If you read it out loud, you should hear it with ease

Thcdenton, in Let do this

Thats wholesome and adorable. My pops used to always pick me up to see stuff when I was little.

nick, in Where is spork?

What in the hell is a soda spoon

Halosheep,

“An iced tea spoon, also called a soda spoon or a latte spoon, is a thin spoon with a long handle. It is used primarily in the United States for stirring sugar or other sweeteners into iced tea, which is traditionally served in a tall glass.”

From Wikipedia. I guess it’s just a long, thin stirring spoon

nick,

I’ll be damned. TMYK

EvolvedTurtle,

Idk but it is kind of cute

FireRetardant, in Embarrassing all those chumps just buying lightbulbs

I do the revserse and try to put a dozen 2x4s and a couple small sheets of wood into a regular cart causing it to be difficult to maneuver through the aisles.

tpihkal, in I organized the non-stick cooking spray meme into a flowchart and made it open-source

I don’t see non-cooking non-stick spray which leaves me in a predicament.

renzev, (edited )

I thought about adding a new branch for this, but honestly having more than one “non” is kind of boring. Like, non-stick non-spray cooking: pretty much most kinds of cooking. Non-cooking non-spray stick: any random stick you found on the ground. non-cooking non-stick spray being wd40 is the only kind of funny one of the three imo

spicytuna62,
@spicytuna62@lemmy.world avatar

What about non-stick non-cooking non-spray? What am I supposed to do now? Nothing?

Nomecks,

Whip out Graphviz and add it!

renzev, (edited )

stick cooking spray: some kind of heat resistant food-grade spray-on adhesive?

fallingcats,

WD 40

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Not sure why you got downvoted, that’s indeed the correct answer.

superduperenigma, in Breaking News

Zelensky to increase Ukrainian armed forces by… 2!!!

HEXN3T,
@HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

2 factorial factorial factorial is still 2. You’re lucky this time…

OhStopYellingAtMe, in Breaking News
@OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world avatar

This right after the article about the one Putin staffer who criticized Russia’s attack on the Ukraine.

awwwyissss,

The Russia is attacking the Ukraine. But fortunately countries like the France and the Poland are helping them defend themselves… the

Maalus,

There is no “the Ukraine”, it’s just Ukraine. Adding “the” implies it’s a territory of some other country (i.e. Russia), which it is not.

Asafum, in TELL ME YOUR SECRETS

YouTube: ALIeNs ToLd RoMaNs AbOuT ViRuSeS!!

MrsDoyle, in TELL ME YOUR SECRETS

I’m thinking coin sorter. You start by sorting the smallest coins through the littlest holes, and work your way up.

I’m a knitter, and making gloves with it just doesn’t compute for me. It’s too clumsy, with too many extra steps. They’d be making gloves from fabric or leather.

NaibofTabr,

I like this idea because it fits with finding them in coin hoards and it seems practical - a simpler way for a merchant to check the value of coins without a scale and set of precision weights.

But this one presents a problem: https://www.historyen.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/06/Ekran-Alintisi.jpg

vaultdweller013,

Ya know my dumbass mixed up coin sorter and coin holder. But that does present another idea, do you think you could slot a coin in between the little nubs? Basically an antiquaties version of those belt coin holders?

_Mantissa,

I don’t think so? If the diameter of the coin is wider than the gap between two nubs then you couldn’t fit it in. If it’s thinner than the gap, the coin wouldn’t stay in once it was between all three. That might make for a good puzzle idea but it would need some trick to work, like a detachable knob

Sagifurius,

Not really, look up nalbinding. That old way of knitting used one thumb and a needle instead of two needles. all those knobs could have been used in place of your left thumb.

BottleOfAlkahest,

Doesn’t that one also present a problem for the popular knitting theory? Aren’t the holes supposed to show the finger size or something? (I’m not positive, as a knitter this seems really unusual for knitting).

Sanctus, in TELL ME YOUR SECRETS
@Sanctus@lemmy.world avatar

Has anyone ever tried gathering them all in one place?

gnate,

Foolish mortals, always trying to prove their mortality.

Agent641,

The first rule of reuniting mysterious ancient artefacts is do not reunite the mysterious ancient artefacts!

CaptPretentious,

How else am I supposed to summon the eternal dragon to grant my wish!

UNWILLING_PARTICIPANT, in No water for like 3 days to get that look

Sure well defined muscles are aesthetically pleasing, but not nessa to be considered hot by most of the people you’ll date

Anticorp,

Oh everyone I know would love to date that. They just wouldn’t love the time and commitment required to build and maintain that.

UNWILLING_PARTICIPANT,

Yeah I’m sure many of us would if it was just a pill you took lol

Cringe2793,

You really think so?

UNWILLING_PARTICIPANT,

Varies by person but yeah. Look at all the bears and bookish nerds that people fawn over

Lesrid, (edited )

Very true, in my experience lots of women like the idea of strength from big muscles but don’t really care to see the striated muscle fibers in a cut look. Hell some are turned off by the vasculature of my hands.

EDIT: Guys in comic books are ripped for the dudes reading them. I imagine the same is true for movie stars.

ShortFuse, (edited )

Nessa? We channelling Jar Jar Binks now? (All in good fun, OP)

UNWILLING_PARTICIPANT,

Haha meesa see what you mean. An old friend used to say it and I just like the sound of it

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