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Corigan, in Age range

Isn’t the rule of thumb half your age plus 7?

So 27 is cool for a 40year old?

Anticorp, (edited )

Women hit their sexual prime around 26. I doubt most 40 year old men can keep up with a 27 year old.

Corigan,

… Challenge accepted.

Anticorp,
Thermal_shocked,

Yes?

CosmicGrizzly,

Per that rule of thumb, 27 is on the border of being creepy.

Smoogs, in Age range

I thought this was the default setting until the user goes in to edit preferences. It was doing that to me until I went in to stop it from flinging my profile at literally everyone.

PapaStevesy, in Some of you may die, but that's a sacrifice I'm willing to make

Lord Farquad quote title ftw

glorious_albus,

I only recently learnt his name is a play on fuckwad.

LemmyKnowsBest, in Hip Creep

It’s fun now, I’ve been on Lemmy enough hours this evening that I figured out if a meme doesn’t make sense and has double digit down votes, then it’s from that insane OP.

768, in Gen Z's down bad

OP, what is this?

protist,

Giving Gen Z feedback

brbposting,

Artisanal, curated, hand-selected

Maymay

From my computer to yours

can,

Post a screenshot.

brbposting,

Video not playing for you? Screengrabs won’t do it justice:

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/ada2f6eb-001e-485f-945f-75e2e40b842e.jpeg

Grabbed these by pasting the URL into EZGIF - DIY tip that should work cross-platform in case of grand curiosity while facing a technical issue.

If it was another reason, I’m curious to know!

768,

Cursed.

brbposting,

U no like my maymay :-(

lnxtx, in Remember when everything was so blocky?
@lnxtx@feddit.nl avatar

GIF:

Am I a joke for you?

wreckedcarzz,
@wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world avatar

Everyone: yes

Daveyborn, in Would it be weird to light my entire home like this aisle?
@Daveyborn@lemmy.world avatar

I used to stock that aisle overnight, I knew the shift was over when I got blinded after ten hours in the dark.

Ainiriand, in New email from test@scam.com

I am a software developer, I do not read emails. If something is so important that I should know about it someone will hit me up on ms teams or such.

Alexstarfire,

Ohh, so you’re the asshole.

Ainiriand,

No, I’m the productive one.

jak, in Feels as awkward

In Germany, people wish you a happy close as a business, or a happy end of shift. Every time I work nights, I wish customers a happy close of business 🤦

YtA4QCam2A9j7EfTgHrH,

That is a delightful wish for someone working a service job.

jak,

It really is. I’ve asked all of the immigrants I know if there’s a word for “end of shift” and an accompanying common greeting in their language, but so far, nobody except Germans does it.

Crow,
@Crow@lemmy.world avatar

We don’t have this in North America since have the country is still trying to bring back feudalism.

sharkwellington,

I’ll usually wish service workers good luck or “the best day possible” which at least gets a knowing smile.

Fedizen, in Surviving the nightmare

I have become the horror that feeds on this world

RightHandOfIkaros,

I am the horror that’s approaching…

rockerface,

Provooooking

SocialMediaRefugee, in New email from test@scam.com

I just forward all of management’s emails to the phishing account.

possiblylinux127, in Government money

How about we stop spending so much money. The US is already in $36 Trillion dollars of dept.

MotoAsh,

We could easily pay the debt down by taxing millionaires/billionaires appropriately. Or, since it’s totally fine for a country to run a deficit, invest it back in to infrastructure and climate reinforcement.

DragonTypeWyvern,

What if I were to tell you that one of the points of a UBI is to replace welfare programs?

possiblylinux127,

A “universal basic income” shouldn’t be a thing. It encourages laziness and is more government spending which can worsen inflation.

DragonTypeWyvern,

Other than all the proof from places that have tried pilot programs that it actually improves productivity, and the fact that government spending only increases inflation if they’re, you know, making inflation with a money printer.

Anything else you feel like being wrong about today?

Quadhammer,

Welfare for corps is cool though

possiblylinux127,

As long as it isn’t forced

Aux,

That debt means nothing on its own. Correctly managed debt is a great way to earn a lot of money.

protist,

Government debt is not the same as individual or corporate debt. Most of the US’s debt comes in the form of issuing Treasury Bonds, and most of the debt is owed to the American people. The US also controls its own money supply in which that debt is denominated.

Also, spending is only part of why debt goes up. A huge portion of the US debt has been created through tax cuts, e.g. the $1.5 trillion Ryan-Trump tax cut for high earners early in Trump’s presidency

afraid_of_zombies,

Who cares if most of it is owned to rich Americans. If anything it is all worse because you are creating a totally non-thinking investment, an easy way for the rich to keep their money instead of them trying stuff like starting new ventures. Ever heard of the crowding out effect?

Yes the US controls its own money supply in very vague sense of the word “control”. If the fed tried printing it’s way out of debt inflation would cause collapse.

Seasoned_Greetings,

You really like the black and white arguments, don’t you?

Controlling a source of money doesn’t mean the only option is to print so much of it that inflation eats the whole economy.

Let me ask you this: if the US is so bad at managing the debt it owes to its people, how come we have functioned as an economy under that debt for the last several decades?

afraid_of_zombies,

And you really like downplaying how shit things are.

Let me ask you this: if the US is so bad at managing the debt it owes to its people, how come we have functioned as an economy under that debt for the last several decades?

Let me ask you this: if smoking or being overweight is so bad for your health how come people can do it/be for several decades?

Got it? No? Alright let me break it down. Most of the debt we have was built up starting from 2001. A combination of two wars, tax cuts, defunding the IRS, and bailouts. So it isn’t several decades it’s 2.5. Now in that time period there have been 3 government shutdowns or 1 per 7 years. The current debt to collections ratio is second highest of a nation in the world and every other (ok not Japan) government hovering around that ratio owes money to the IMF which is another way of saying it is easy to erase.

The types of debt the US carries is far from simple with 10s of millions of individual creditors. And unlike Japan the high debts were accumulated in infrastructure, it was not for war or to give the wealthy a tax break. If the Japanese default they will still have their highways, if we default we still can take comfort in turning Iraq into a smouldering pile of rubble.

Our debt is huge, new, complex, and we have nothing to show for it. As long as it remains it grows faster than tax revenues grow to service it. Which means our government runs less efficiently. This is real dollars and cents. Projects don’t happen, food stamps don’t go out, roads don’t get repaired and all the while more and more money is transferred via income taxes to people who are already wealthy enough to buy our debt. Meanwhile the typical ways of getting out of debt remain out of reach. We can’t print money without inflation, we can’t get it forgiven because we don’t have one single major creditor, we can’t raise taxes because that would be unpopular, and we can’t cut anything without sending chaos out there.

But I forgot, since we aren’t immediately in risk of dying we have no risk of it. Have you considered a career in insurance?

Seasoned_Greetings,

^ did not read past the question. Guarantee it’s alarmist garbage about how we’re definitely going to die because of some imaginary numbers were living fine with.

Hey man, get off your high horse a little and I might start taking you seriously.

afraid_of_zombies,

Yeah reading doesn’t seem to be your thing

Seasoned_Greetings,

It’s not hard to clock a thesis as wrong and ignore the rest of the essay. Pretty arrogant of you to assume the problem is me.

Either way, have fun yelling at people on the internet how wrong they are about something abstract and purely theoretical.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

The US is already in $36 Trillion dollars of dept.

People have said, “the U.S. is already ___ dollars of debt” my entire 46 years as if that means something. What does it mean? Sometimes the economy goes up, sometimes the economy goes down. Debt keeps going up. It doesn’t seem to be changing anything.

driving_crooner, in There can be only one
@driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br avatar
MooseLad,

I’ll help you, shirt buddy.

LogicalDrivel,
@LogicalDrivel@sopuli.xyz avatar

Not gunna lie, I spent longer than id like to admit trying to figure out what that red circle was pointing out… then I realized it was a hula-hoop.

myster0n,

I was about to write the same thing. I blame Pavlov.

MightyGalhupo,

I’ll be honest I didn’t even see it until reading your comment and looking for it

FartsWithAnAccent, in Trash TV
@FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.world avatar

Why subject yourself to this?

HootinNHollerin, (edited ) in Does your mom know?

Had one that couldn’t cook and didn’t do coke, then one that could cook but did lots of coke. I used to do a lot, but since I’m not around that person anymore I’ve stopped for the better. On to the next one that cooks and doesn’t

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